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Clips from Family Guy - Petergeist (S04E04)

"Thank you for choosing Joe Swanson Theaters."
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"That Martian wants a fight, he'll get a fight."
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"Hey, look what Rocky bought me with his money."
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"Has to top everything I do."
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"Well, tomorrow I'm gonna go to that Home Supply"
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"Well, at least the show's got the right name."
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"Uh, I hate my neighbor,"
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"Well, I'll take you to our One-Upsmanship aisle."
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"I bet you can even get one of those gay mailboxes."
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"Yeah. Gulp."
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"Just kidding."
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"I just bought a rottweiler and I need"
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"there's only one way out."
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"In a body bag from dog injuries."
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"I'm gonna have my own multiplex theater."
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"I haven't been this excited since I learned how to speak Braille."
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"Yeah, I've heard they all look alike."
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"Hey, look what I found."
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"You may be disturbing a sacred burial site."
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"Hey, look, it's Robin Williams."
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"Black preacher voice."
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"Gay Elmer Fudd."
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"The more you hear it, the funnier it gets."
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"Want some more peas, Chief Diamond Phillips?"
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"Peter, I really think you should put that back where you found it."
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"- Hey, cut it out! - So many nipples. Suck, suck, suck."
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"- What's wrong with you? - Look at me, everybody."
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"I'm breast-feeding in public even though it's wrong."
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"Well, isn't this a fine song and dance?"
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"- What are you getting so hot about? - Keep your shirt on."
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"Where do you get off making remarks like that?"
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"- and I fix to start figuring. - Ah, horseradish."
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"Oh, yeah? You got something to say about it?"
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"I'll say plenty."
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"I can't wait to see the expression"
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"I have to say I'm a little concerned about the zoning for..."
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"No, Lois, I'm getting up and walking"
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"all the way to the bathroom and doing it there."
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"This concludes our broadcast day."
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"Now try to get some sleep out there."
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"Not bad. Getting better."
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, you didn't see it?"
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"- Holy crap! - What the hell was that?"
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"Stewie, what are you doing?"
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"They're here."
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"Who's here?"
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"The TV people."
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"What? No, they did a spin-off."
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"Um, he's still playing Joey, but, uh, it's not doing so well."
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"Uh, Lois, have you noticed some spooky things going on"
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"No. What are you talking about?"
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"I'm just saying, maybe we have a poltergeist."
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"Brian, there's no such thing as ghosts. It's all just..."
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"and then just forgot about it."
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"Yeah, that's probably what happened."
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"I haven't seen this much denial"
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"John, do you take Kelly to be your wife?"
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"Yeah, touch her and, uh, kiss her"
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"and touch her penis."
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"I mean, no, not that. Not that."
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"Good night, buddy."
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"Why, you know, I think the storm is moving away from us, Chris."
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"You know how I can tell?"
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"Okay. Drowning."
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"Good, good. Getting stabbed in the face."
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"Oh! There's your thunder."
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"Oh, crap! It's getting closer."
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"Happy place. Uh..."
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"Okay, okay, I'm on MTV's Jackass."
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"and I'm going to be kicking my dad's ass all day today."
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"I wish that scary-looking clown"
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"at the end of my bed would go away."
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"Stewie? Oh, my God, Stewie, honey, where are you?"
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"Peter, I can't find him anywhere."
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"Stewie? Where are you?"
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"Stewie?"
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"Oh, wait, hold on a second. I want to try something."
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"but I'll do anything to get my baby back."
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"You know, Peter, we wouldn't have to be messing around with ghosts"
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"if you hadn't desecrated those Indian remains."
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"I'm wearing the skull as an athletic cup."
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"Y'all got a little friend of ours named Stewart up there."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, yes, but I..."
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"some afternoon and you can spend"
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"Meg's ass!"
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"insisted on getting into the tub with me every time I took a bath."
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"Ah, this will be relaxing."
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"We can talk sports and we can play with your tub toys."
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"Yeah, uh, I'm going to dry off now."
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"Peter, now that you're getting out of the tub,"
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"- Are you ready? - No."
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"Ready!"
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Peter, it worked!"
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"We found the portal to the other side."
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"We're gonna get those terrorists."
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"Now watch this drive."
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"Stewie? Stewie, if you can hear me, head for Meg's butt!"
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"Have you lost your mind?"
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"And, Lois, get ready to laugh."
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"Get ready to laugh."
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"We just got to be patient, Lois."
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"Only if he can find his way into the light, Chris."
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"For some people, it's easier than others."
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"Some people just get lost on the way to the light."
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""'cause I remember there was another place there a few weeks ago."
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""I went in there once and there was a guy with a harelip eating soup,"
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""It wasn't the restaurant's fault, I know."
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""But I still never went back there."
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""of me getting the same spoon that he had,"
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""but I still don't like them odds. ""
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"Oh, I can't bear this anymore!"
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"If Stewie can't find his way out of Meg's ass,"
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"Going hunting with Dick Cheney."
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"Be careful, Lois."
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"Oh, Stewie, you're all right!"
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"Oh, thank God you guys are..."
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"You're covered in slime."
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