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Clips from Family Guy - Petergeist (S04E04)

"We now return to JAG."
Family Guy
"Harm, I found that evidence we need."
Family Guy
"Now we can finally clear that Chief Petty Officer of all charges."
Family Guy
"Oh, what's the point?"
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"Does anybody even watch this show?"
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"I mean, they don't really pay attention."
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"What? But we always do it here."
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"I hear he hasn't touched Bonnie in months."
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"Joe, what a great job you've done here."
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"You can't win, Rock! You're 60 years old!"
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"Freaking Joe with his home theater."
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"and I'm gonna build an entire multiplex."
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"They don't care for most things."
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"- Can I help you? - Yeah."
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"Man, this place has everything."
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"Uh, pardon me."
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"a sign to warn people how dangerous it is."
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"Well, we have exactly what..."
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"So people will know if they step into my yard,"
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"Wow, authentic Native American remains."
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"Peter, I'd put that back if I were you."
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"You know, Brian, I really don't think"
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"Uh, I'm not breast-feeding."
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"Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck."
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"- Knock it off! - Oh, I'm Brian. I'm having sustenance."
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"Supposing I say you're a lunkhead?"
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"Well, I ain't much for supposing."
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"- Well, supposing you were? - Well, maybe I'm through supposing"
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"Well, aren't you a pocketful of firecrackers?"
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"Peter, are you peeing in that skull?"
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"Pain in the ass."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh, Ross and Rachel got back together."
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"It wasn't that great."
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"ever since Peter brought that skull into the house?"
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"Getting shot in the face."
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"Okay. Swallowing a razor blade accidentally."
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"Okay, okay, try to think of a happy place to be."
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"Hey, I'm Stewie Griffin,"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on, Stewie."
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"Propane."
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"Hey, skinny britches. That there is my man."
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"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
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"Mommy?"
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"We've never hired a spiritual medium before,"
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"Probably a bad time to mention"
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"Okay, let's talk to some spirits."
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"We was just wondering if you could send him back."
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"go and hang out at the gun range"
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"the whole day just agreeing with each other."
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"What are they saying? Is my baby all right?"
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"but the exit is your daughter's bum."
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"God, this is even weirder than when Bob Costas"
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"it's a replica of the Gretel II,"
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"Are you sure Stewie can find his way out?"
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"A real important blood test."
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"They're walking along, they stop and say,"
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""That place must've just opened up"
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""and I was like..."
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""I mean, I guess there's only, like, a one in 50 chance"
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"we have to enter the other realm and get him ourselves."
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"I'll tell you what's not safe."
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"I will, Peter."
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"Now she knows how I felt when I was at her piano recital."
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"No, you're doing fine, Meg."
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"Holy crap! Let's get out of here."
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"If we could only save two, we leave Meg."
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"You wanna come over for some tea and cookies?"
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"So, what was it like on the other side?"
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"Uh, believe it or not, he's Chinese."
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"Says he has no idea where people are getting Christ."
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"Quagmire, you got to help us. We pissed off a bunch of ghosts,"
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"Uh, Peter, this is not the best time."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm really slammed right now."
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"Uh, what's, uh... What's going on in there?"
Family Guy
"So, uh, as you can see, my family's here."
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"And, uh it's game night."
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"We're playing..."
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"Isn't there any other place we can go?"
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"Well, it'll just be good to get some food in us."
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"of pizza crusts and apple cores."
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"Oh, like a relationship."
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"All right, here it is."
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"I was, but don't you remember, I threw it in the garbage?"
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"Oh."
Family Guy
"Boy, this is more awkward than that threesome"
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"Yeah. Two."
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"- Home and cell. - Oh, good, you got the cell, too."
Family Guy
"Can I help you folks find something?"
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"God, I hate it when they pester you like that."
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"in Ohio after the airline lost his luggage."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Carrot Top!"
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"I hope it goes well, 'cause I don't have my prop trunk."
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"but, it's okay, you can use your imagination,"
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"Kind of if you can imagine the dog..."
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"Man, it's a lot funnier if I had my prop."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm Peter Griffin, and that skull belongs to me."
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"I put it on my head, and it's a skullcap!"
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"but you have to catch me first!"
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"Looks like you found me, Mr. Griffin."
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"But which one of us is the real king of prop comedy"
Family Guy
"and not just an illusion, huh?"
Family Guy
"Just a little further."
Family Guy
"How'd you get through the trap door?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's my see-saw."
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"You are so..."
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"Oh, Peter, I'm so proud of you."
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"Once again you brought our family to the edge of the abyss,"
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"I love you, honey."
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"Well, yeah, old people."
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"They just like the noise and the company."
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"Remember the '40s?"
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"movie night's been moved to Joe's place."
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"Yeah, but Joe just finished putting in his new home theater."
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"It's gonna be tight, y'all."
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"I built it myself with supplies I got at the Home Supply downtown."
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"Between you and me, I think Joe's got a little free time these days."
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"Shh. Here he is."
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