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Clips from Shameless - Where's My Meth? (S08E08)

"He was like a walking ad for HPV."
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"Guess I better get checked for HPV."
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"Nah, I brought home a few nasty girls BM."
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"Just toss out whoever hasn't paid their rent and start over."
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"Nah, I've been late on the rent before."
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"I wanna give everyone a chance to pay."
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"Sack up. It's business."
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"by the time I get back."
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"Mm-hmm. Have a good day, dear."
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"Smells good."
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"I like Corporal Carl in the kitchen."
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"Eating for two? A boy or a girl, huh?"
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"I'm just trying to fight the urge to drink"
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"Hey, I could try to move your meth today."
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"About time. I'll go get it."
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"Shit takes time."
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"Yo, yo, yo."
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"What up, homeboys?"
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"Lip, you're 21, right?"
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"I'm 23, but that's fine. You're in the ballpark. Why?"
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"What would another 21-year-old wear to a-a job interview?"
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"Well, a fucking 52-year-old who was"
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"Young minds think alike."
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"I wish you kids could've known me"
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"before Monica coiled her body around my neck,"
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"You're about to witness the rebirth"
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"of a proactive member of society."
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"Crashing at my friend Dylan's house after school. Bye."
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"Bye, bud."
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"Ah, yeah, just give me a couple days."
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"Just give that back a sec."
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"Once it's gone, so is she."
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"What, are you getting sentimental?"
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"- Jesus. - Hey!"
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"- Come on. - Hi."
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"Hey!"
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"Uh, your rent was due on the first."
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"I might have money for the nice landlord lady."
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"- Do you know when you might have it? - Uh, I'm working a shift"
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"at the Private Peak Hotel tonight,"
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"so I'll ask my manager to give me an advance."
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"Is that the place on Cermak?"
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"I used to work there too. Housekeeping."
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"- No shit. That's what I do. - Yeah."
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"I just got lucky. I mean, I raised"
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"my five brothers and sister myself."
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"Oh, how about that? We're like two peas"
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"in a motherfuckin' pod."
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"You better put that lamp down."
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"Better go before these demonseeds kill each other."
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"All right, I'll come back tomorrow."
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"- Oh, good. - See you tomorrow."
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"Nice talking to you."
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"I'm Fiona, the new landlord."
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"I'm Rocky. That's Pam."
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"Well, I don't mean to disturb you,"
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"Okay. Sure."
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"- Hello? - Hi, is that Mrs. Cardinal?"
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"Can you open the door, please?"
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, well, your rent is late."
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"Is this one of those old people scams?"
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"Go away, or I'm calling the FBI."
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"There's no need to do that, Mrs. Cardinal."
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"Can you get me a check by tomorrow?"
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"You better leave."
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"I have a dog."
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"Woof, woof! Woof, woof!"
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"Been a stay-at-home dad most of my life."
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"It says that you sold cars for a period of time."
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"Tell me about this, uh, recycling center you worked at."
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""Worked at" may be an overstatement."
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"In the butcher department."
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"Sliced my hand first day."
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"I-I got disability."
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"in holding down a job, so why enter the, um, workforce"
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"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."
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"She turned me into a scoundrel."
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"I found loopholes in the system."
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"I skirted the man."
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"I sent a big "eff you" to society."
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"And now that she's dead, I'm-I'm ready"
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"to go back to who I was,"
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"an upstanding citizen,"
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"a butterfly"
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"emerging from a chrysalis, forever changed."
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"and to all the other members of this big fat marble we're on,"
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"I will never let a woman change who I am again."
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"When I was at Harvard Med School, I..."
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"Amy Schwartzman."
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"- A Jew? - She wanted to move back to Chicago."
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"So I quit school, followed her, proposed."
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"She said yes, if I converted."
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"So I took off the turban, cut my hair..."
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"Come on!"
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"I was Jerry Singh-Schwartzman for 15 years."
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"Get out of here."
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"I'm trying to..."
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"No one comes here and tells you the truth."
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"Honesty's all you'll get from me."
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"I believe in second chances."
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"I won't let you down."
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"I'm late."
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"Hi."
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"Lucas can't stop talking about how much fun"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I need someone in the family to like me."
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"Neil likes you."
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"You need me tonight?"
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"What?"
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"Well, you have plans with Charlie again?"
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"Sierra, what the fuck? You got a table."
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"- Sorry, V. - Stop standing around."
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"positive in front of him, but my brain"
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"keeps going to Crazy Town."
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"Why don't you take the day off?"
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"Hell no. I need this distraction."
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"Hi. Welcome to Patsy's. Two?"
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"Mm-hmm. When I married my second husband,"
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