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Clips from The Good Place - Jason Mendoza (S01E01)

"What?"
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"I should warn you, it's a little messy."
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"It's just, like, a hole where me and my buds can hang out."
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"Oh, bud-hole! Okay, now I get it."
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"I wrote down on a piece of paper that I needed a private meditation area."
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"Tahani will never come in."
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"Pretty unique decorating style you have here, Jianyu."
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"It's like, "12-year-old boy" meets "13-year-old boy.""
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"Thanks. Janet helped me get all this stuff."
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"She rules."
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"Is she single, or is she married to Michael?"
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"No, no, dude, you cannot date Janet."
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"pretending to be Tahani's soul-mate."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool."
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"Okay, just sit tight, dude. I have a class to get to."
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"What... A class?"
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"I didn't know there were classes."
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"Chidi is trying to teach me to be a good person."
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"Also, Michael has asked me to be his assistant, whatever that means."
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"My whole situation here is getting more and more dicey,"
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"so I'm actually really glad to have a place I can come"
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"Yeah. I miss being myself."
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"Myself was the best."
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"You got two minutes. Fred Durst is throwing an orgy"
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"on a partially capsized yacht."
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"My dad just texted. It already started."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Okay? You just don't have any... What's the word?"
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"But don't worry."
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"You got something better than talent, man. You got my approximate size and weight."
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"I'm supposed to play this club for the rest of the week,"
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"but I just got an offer to DJ Scott Disick's after party"
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"for the Amateur Porn Awards in Reno."
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"Whoa, congrats, bro. That's the dream."
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"It's your dream, man. It's my Tuesday."
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"I just need somebody to fill in."
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"Put on the helmet. Press spacebar on the computer."
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"Those idiots won't know the difference."
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"For the next week, Jason, you are Acidcat."
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"Whoa. There's a lot of old gum in here."
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"Tahani, how are things going in the front of the house?"
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"Because, to be perfectly frank,"
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"things in the kitchen are going great, okay?"
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"I am right on schedule."
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"Chef Patricia, I have triple-checked every single detail."
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"Your restaurant opening is going to be the talk of the entire neighborhood."
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"Thank you for your thoughtfulness and hard work."
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"I could not have done this without you."
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"Ah, hello, Tahani."
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"Sorry. I should've warned you."
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"Patricia is actually very happy, but she's also very intense."
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"It can be confusing."
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"No, no, no, that's not what's bothering me."
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"It's just that, well,"
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"I looked at the guest list earlier, and Jianyu isn't invited."
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"Right."
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"Jianyu is a beautiful spirit, but he literally doesn't talk,"
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"and you'll be busy working,"
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"I didn't want him to feel uncomfortable."
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"I totally understand."
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"Well reasoned, Michael."
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"As us Brits are fond of saying, "Try your best to hide your sadness.""
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"So, the concept of the self is a key subject"
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"for a lot of great thinkers."
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""Knowing others is wisdom,"
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"but knowing the self is enlightenment.""
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"Ah... "Knowing" yourself."
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"Is he talking about what I think he's talking about?"
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"No, Eleanor. Once again, none of these philosophers"
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"is ever talking about masturbation."
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"Let's move on to this week's main event,"
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"David Hume's A Treatise of Human Nature."
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"You read this, right?"
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"I did. Well, I tried to. Well, I tried to want to."
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"Mm, actually, could we postpone this lesson?"
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"That's a great idea. Hume's "bundle theory" of the self"
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"is fairly close to Buddhism."
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"Yeah. No durr. That's why I'm doing it."
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"Do you hear music?"
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"That's not music."
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"That's EDM."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Eleanor, you were right."
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"No more pretending. It's time for me to be myself."
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"What's up, homie?"
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"Eleanor?"
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"You broke Jianyu."
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"Okay, did we miss anything? Oh! Take that jersey off, you goofball."
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"Eleanor, one hour ago, that man was a silent Buddhist monk."
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"Right. But here's the thing, Jianyu is actually..."
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"A guy who is nice."
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"Hi, Tahani."
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"Eleanor, Chidi, What a lovely surprise."
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"Don't mind me. I'm just dropping off my afternoon gloves,"
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"and picking up my early evening gloves."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Am I going mad, or did I just hear you say,"
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""I'm cool"?"
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"Mm. Mm-hmm."
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"I don't think so. I don't think that happened."
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"No, you're wrong."
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"I see what's going on here."
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"You've got a whisper in your snicker box."
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"You're both helping Jianyu"
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"to regain his confidence"
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"to be able to speak again as a surprise for me!"
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"Oh, busted."
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"My heart is soaring."
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"So, Jianyu is talking?"
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"Oh, how wonderful!"
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"I will do everything in my power to encourage him."
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"Well, not everything. I won't give him a second mouth."
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"Unless that would be helpful. No. Better not risk it."
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"I've actually had a better idea."
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"Oh."
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"Let's add Jianyu to the guest list."
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"Chidi and Eleanor have been working with him,"
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"- and they're going to be here. - What a great idea. Patricia!"
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"We can fit another chair, right?"
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"Change the floor plan an hour before opening?"
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