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Clips from American Dad! - Cock of the Sleepwalk (S09E09)

"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"Just finishing up my nightlies."
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"Plus, I don't want to change my routine"
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"Fine, don't tell me."
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"Well, good night."
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"I don't have any."
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"I do it myself, ma'am."
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"- Sugar? - I don't drink sugar."
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"We all wanted to be here for it."
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"No! I meant a hundred--"
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"And a hundred."
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"I look 40, tops."
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"Time to leave that boyish tradition behind."
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"Plus I had 11 pieces of cake at my party,"
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"Why's he named Rashes?"
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"Okay, okay. Go lie on the couch."
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"Last night, I was sleepwalking"
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"Yeah. That's how I'm so great at my job."
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"Just go back to eating cake before bed"
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"Okay, that makes sense."
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"Well, we've got 40 minutes left."
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"Mmm. What a sleep."
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"Wait, ad for what?"
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"The orphans can't wait to meet you."
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"Why do you keep doing nice things in your sleep?"
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"Because you're a nice man."
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"Who knows what sleepwalking me will do."
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"Got it."
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"What the hell?!"
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"you opened a soup kitchen in our living room."
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"Yes."
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"Smith, we've received word that a Belgian terrorist is in town,"
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"We adhere to strict rules to ensure things don't"
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"It's a medicine to improve our lives,"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Bum-didabum-dibum- dibum-bum-bum..."
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"We shot this in a home you built"
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"I thought it was about time we had a little chat."
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"to make up for what you've done."
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"So... just like that?"
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"But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let sleepwalking me"
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"screw up my mission."
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"I left an envelope at the front desk."
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"to take out the Belgian terrorist."
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"You had your chance and you blew it."
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"And you bought some really expensive candy."
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"But you don't understand!"
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"if you see me on the street,"
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"I got to get in the 21st century."
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"I got to join up."
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"And now that I can't kill, Bullock fired me."
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"Then you'll be back to your old self"
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"and you can get your job back."
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"He was running a kiddie porn ring,"
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"but before the Feds could drop the net on him,"
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"where it's nice and legal."
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"Oh, it doesn't stop there."
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"This case actually goes to trial,"
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"but Benton was on the bench, so..."
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"need I say more?"
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"It's payback time, you son of a bitch!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"in the last week and a half."
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"Um... what?"
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"This IHOP has desecrated"
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"for the last time!"
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"But that's served with pancakes."
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"For Belgium!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"I won't have what he's having."
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"Well, that was Bullock."
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"two pounds of mushrooms."
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"And I hope you said yes to both."
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"I thought I got rid of you."
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"So... we're partners?"
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"You coming to bed, hon?"
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"Oh, honey."
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"I wish you wouldn't shove a retainer full of cake"
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"in your mouth every night."
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"before a big day like tomorrow."
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"What's happening tomorrow?"
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"Ah, that's top secret."
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"But I can give you a hint."
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"I'm "poisoning... a Russian... assassin.""
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"Stan, you forgot."
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"It's Perfect Husband Time."
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"Oh, right, the 20 seconds per month"
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"I allot to your concerns."
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"Go!!!"
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"Okay, uh-uh-um... I-I-I saw"
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"another stray dog today, Stan."
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"I was wondering if we could adopt--"
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"Pass. Okay, uh-uh-um..."
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"My parents asked if they could see their children this year."
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"Pass. Ten seconds down."
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"I-I rented The Notebook."
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"Can we please, please, please Three, two, one."
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"watch it tomorrow night?"
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"Oh... unfortunately we've run out of time."
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"But, you won't be leaving empty-handed."
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"Beep beep."
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"Hey, brother, spare a quarter?"
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""Spare" money, never understood that."
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"Now, if you want to earn some money,"
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"I have noticed that my shoelace is untied."
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"So I'll offer you a nickel to tie it for me."
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"Here's a quarter. Thanks."
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"I got change coming."
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"No change?!"
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"Excuse me, where did you get your shoelace tied?"
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"Congratulations, Smith."
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"Wait, what's going on?"
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"That was your 100th kill."
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"Get out of town."
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"Well, thank you, sir."
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"But I think I only have 99 kills."
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"We're counting that agent who died"
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"when you refused to give him some bone marrow."
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"Even though you were a perfect match."
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"Happy 100th, Stan."
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