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Clips from Rick and Morty - Whirly Dirly Conspiracy (S03E03)

"What do I do next?"
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"Hello?"
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"Don't "Morty" me!"
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"I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure"
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"because I thought I could get a break"
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"Like father, like Goddamn daughter!"
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"You're just as arrogant and just as irresponsible!"
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"Mind your own Goddamn business, Gene!"
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"Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna help him keep him around,"
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"Mom, but it will help you lose everyone else."
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"Like I lost Summer."
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"Hey, you haven't lost her yet."
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"No, I definitely did. She's gone."
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"God damn it!"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Go ahead."
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"Your friend is class C or above cybernetic augmentations."
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"Emphasis on the above."
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"What?! Wait!"
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"[ Groans ] Brain hurty."
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"What did you do?"
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"It's a synaptic dampener that blocks violent tendencies"
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"He will now be an ideal passenger."
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"I want cookies and a 90-minute cut of "Avatar.""
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"Quit it. It'll wear off in six hours."
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"It's cheaper than banning dangerous people from flights."
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"I mean, let everybody buy a ticket, right?"
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"I'm sorry I'm not a classic maternal archetype."
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"with your weird puberty issues."
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"What are you gonna do when your daughter asks you"
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"Wait, when did Summer ask you that?!"
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"and then he dumped Summer for this girl, Tricia Lange,"
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"who's got huge boobies and took her."
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"Campsite -- The one with the name that sounds like somebody"
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"gave up halfway through naming it."
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"Uh...Camp Flabanabba!"
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"Mama's coming, and she cares about your titties!"
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"Mmm! And low-calorie petroleum flakes."
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"Obviously cookies."
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"Let's get you the flakes then."
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"such a dumb piece of shit and you can pick for yourself."
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"No. That's what I thought, bitch."
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"[ Chuckles ] This is the best."
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"I agree. You've made things even easier"
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"than if you hadn't been incompetent."
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"Uh-oh. We get shoot-shoot now."
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"we're about to enter the wormhole."
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"[ Chuckles ] Nice. Nice."
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"You're free to go. You're no threat to me or anyone."
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"Now you're just being mean."
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"Mean would be shooting you, Jerry."
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"Go back to your quietly ashamed family"
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"in denial of your vagina fantasies."
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"It was a one-time thought that everyone has!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm being triumphantly brave!"
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"You might shoot me."
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"I think you know I won't."
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"Because you know I feel sorry for you."
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"[ Buzzing ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Am I dead?"
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"A-Am I -- Am I still alive?"
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"Rick: Those aren't the questions you should be asking."
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"Huh?!"
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"I have shit on my ass."
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"All: Whooooa!"
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"[ Pop ]"
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"He hadn't decided he was still going to kill us!"
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"He was talking himself into it. I've seen it before."
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"Cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than salvia."
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"I'm starting to believe you because I just finished merging"
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"with your essence for an endless epoch,"
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"and I'm already back to thinking you're an asshole."
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"Fine with me. Let's just go our separate ways."
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"Sounds like you and the word "epoch""
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"Man #1: All right, folks, you're free to get up"
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"and walk around the cabin"
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"and maybe take the wormhole out for breakfast."
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"Good. Because I have an idea."
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"you see that? Oh, wow."
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"[ Both groaning indistinctly ]"
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"Morty, what's happening here?"
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"Summer got into my grandpa's garage,"
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"messed around, and turned herself into a monster."
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"My mom did the same to make her feel better."
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"She's a good mom."
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"[ Both chuckle ]"
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"Hey, it's okay. Sit down."
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"You made my sister cry, Ethan."
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"Look, Morty, I --"
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Careful, Ethan. Your s'more is burning."
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"about our fake adventure."
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"Right. I'll make you a deal."
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"I'll leave out the part where you tried to murder me..."
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"where you admitted to sabotaging our marriage."
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"You want to...?"
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"Nah, if the family sees me like this,"
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"Which is no longer my signature move."
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"Later days, amigo."
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"and my bus pass is in there, so maybe --"
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"Stay strong, Jerry. I believe in you!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Gasps ] Jerry! Jerry, come on!"
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"It's a Rick and Jerry adventure!"
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"Wait. My son asked you to take me"
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"I'll tell my son we had an amazing adventure."
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"could we go get our story straight?"
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"There'd be two funerals."
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"Mr. Sanchez gets anything he wants!"
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"is a part you shouldn't give any energy to."
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""We just don't have anything in common any more, Summer.""
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"The belief that a carbon tax"
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"is the only viable solution to climate change?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"My kingdom was usurped by force"
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"Hey, he usurped my kingdom, too, man."
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"get off the ride without Rick, and go home to your family,"
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"[ Kids cheering ] * Once a time of year, there's a special person here *"
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