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Clips from Rick and Morty - Whirly Dirly Conspiracy (S03E03)

"Between the first whirly and the third dirly,"
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"the ride dips just outside the immortality field."
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"where you can... wonder about having a vagina."
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"pulled from thin air."
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"I don't want to be known as the vagina guy."
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"Risotto, you're needed. Someone ordered"
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"the Nuzzy Guzzy Fresh and Fluzzy Special."
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"[ Sighs dejectedly ] Look, I'm not like Rick,"
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"one of compromise or one of blood."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"So, the hospital just let you walk right out of there"
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"with horse parts in a bag?"
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"need a creative outlet."
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"[ Crash ] What was that?"
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"[ Deep voice groaning ]"
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"Summer!"
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"What the hell happened?!"
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"[ Deep voice shouts indistinctly ]"
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"How do we get her back to normal?!"
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"I don't know, man! This thing is pretty complicated."
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"Well, hold on. We can't just call your grandpa"
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"We can handle this ourselves."
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"I mean, I don't see the point in trying to."
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"I have a medical degree."
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"Is that what this is about?"
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"L-Like, you want to prove yourself?"
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"Oh, it's not about anything, Morty. How dare you?"
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"Okay, good. Then I'll just call -- Ow!"
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"Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here says he knows a place"
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"where the ladies drop panties for anyone bi-pedal."
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"Yeah, I'm not really interested."
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"Oh. Huh. Okay."
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"[ Slurps ]"
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"What, you don't think I have a shot?"
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"I didn't say that."
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"Excuse me. May I have another one of these?"
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"We had some good times when we were younger."
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"That's how teenage pregnancy happens, my friend."
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"Things were pretty great, even until a couple of years ago."
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"Jerry, I get it."
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"Oh, I guess you're right."
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"that I had anything to do with your marriage breaking up,"
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"because there are some major issues between you and Beth"
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"that have been there since you guys met."
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"The Whirly Dirly?"
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"When did you get cool?!"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"I should have done that a long time ago!"
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"[ Clink ]"
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"[ Rumbling ] Aha, look at this."
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"It says "normalize.""
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"normal would mean eight legs."
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"Oh, God! are you gonna go on another spiel"
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"like you did with the flesh-colored crayon?"
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"She's huge! And normal!"
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"I'm not normal!"
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"Oh, come on! What else could "reverse" possibly mean?"
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"[ Whirring ]"
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"Thank you."
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"There's a customer-service number on here."
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"Oh, man. This is gonna be awesome!"
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"What?! I didn't respect your marriage."
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"I certainly didn't do it any favors."
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"I'll apologize to Beth for it when we get home."
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"Whoo! Whirly Dirly! Yeah!"
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"Stop the ride! We got to get off."
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"What are you talking about, buddy?"
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"We got to get out of this thing. We got to get out!"
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"We haven't even gotten to the first whirly."
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"Uh, get down! Duck down!"
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"It's more fun when you scrunch down."
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"Rick, up here! There's a spot where you can kill him!"
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"Hey, how'd you know about that?"
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"Uh..."
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"Lisa?"
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"It's a really common name."
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"Now, take it easy, Rick."
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"It's -- It's no time to be thinking about"
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"who did or didn't play a role in your attempted murder."
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"Look, I confess, okay?"
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"They told me about all the bad stuff you did to this planet"
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"and reminded me of all the bad stuff you did to me."
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"you're not a monster -- not like this thing."
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"This is a mislead, right?"
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"That would be called a knife, Jerry."
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"It's been invented."
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"I'm making a way out of here -- One seat ought to do it."
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"I'm sorry. I-I made a mistake."
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"I won't do it again! Nobody ever does."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Who do you think had more taken from them"
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"when you shot 20 ccs"
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"of liquid dream-killer into my daughter?"
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"She was Rick's daughter, Jerry. She had options!"
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"You act like prey, but you're a predator!"
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"That's how you survive!"
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"I survive because I know everything."
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"That snakes survives because children wander off,"
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"and you survive because people think,"
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""Oh, this poor piece of shit. He never gets a break."
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"I can't stand the deafening silent wails"
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"of his wilting soul."
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"I guess I'll hire him or marry him.""
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"I knew you wouldn't let me die."
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"That was never an option."
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"Because you never had a son."
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"Wait, what's happening? Use that confusion, Jerry."
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"Help! Help me!"
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"There's a space port 20 miles south."
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"We'll be able to board a galaxy class cruise ship"
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"and jump through a wormhole that will put us"
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"within spitting distance of the Milky Way."
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"But, hey, it's about the journey,"
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"Yes, I'm having a little trouble with one of your machines."
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"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am."
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"Do you see a little compartment on the side of the machine?"
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"Great! Now, do you see the little button next to it?"
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"I do. Give that button a push."
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"Okay. Mom, listen to me!"
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"Okay, so I pushed the button, and three little men ran out."
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