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Clips from Rick and Morty - Whirly Dirly Conspiracy (S03E03)

"Where is this? Where am I?"
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"Shh!"
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"[ Cawing ]"
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"[ Burping ]"
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"[ Ticking ]"
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"[ Roar ]"
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"[ Chuckles ] Ah, got ya!"
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"Whoa, oof this!"
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"Who am I?"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, God. I feel like our souls were united,"
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"I don't know, but it's enough time"
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"Man #2: Okay, you can do the dinner one or the breakfast one,"
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"You think you got that thing figured out?"
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"Yeah, I know what I'm doing."
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"Oh, my God. I have to go call my mother!"
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"Tricia, wait! Ethan! Ethan!"
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"You messed with her body image."
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"[ Beep, whirring ]"
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"Uh, I guess we better get on the same page"
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"[ Siren wails ]"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Crying softly ]"
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"We got to go! You got to come with me, Jerry!"
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"[Burps] The fate of the galaxy rests on your shoulders."
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"Let's go. Put some pants on."
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"I'll make you a pair of pants on the way."
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"Rick and Jerry episode!"
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"♪♪"
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"Then I thought, "Hey, what about Jerry?"
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"This is a real situation where -- where --"
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"where Jerry could really shine."
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"Rick, I'm not an idiot. I know what this is."
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"but I think he's worried you're gonna, you know...Pbht!"
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"on some kind of pity adventure"
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"to keep me from killing myself?"
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"Wait, w-what did you think it was?"
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"An execution."
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"No! I-I don't know."
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"I mean, you never made me the pants, so --"
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"So, you thought I was gonna drive you"
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"into the middle of the galaxy"
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"and shove you into the vacuum of space"
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"with your dick hanging out?"
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"I mean shit I'll make you the pants right now."
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"Take me two seconds to make you pants."
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"I have pants at home! Jerry, if I make pants,"
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"they'll be better than your pants at home."
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"Please, take me home."
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"Well, if it's all the same,"
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"Because you're a terrible liar."
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"You believed me?"
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"Huh. This seems... kind of fancy."
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"Jerry, for all you know, this is the equivalent"
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"You have no frame of reference."
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"You're in a universe beyond your imagining."
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"But, yes, it is super fancy."
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"I mean, my job here is to make Morty happy."
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"I'm not gonna take you somewhere dangerous."
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"Rick Sanchez."
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"I told you if I ever saw your face in here again,"
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"I would stick you like the pig you are."
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"[ Coughs ] Shnoopy Bloopers, I told you if you tried..."
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"Someone?"
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"Uh, someone? Someone!"
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"[ Both grunt ]"
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"My friend! It has been too long."
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"Oh, it's great to see you again, buddy!"
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"[ Both laughing ] Yeah, you're doing it."
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"The resort's covered in an immortality field."
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"You can't die here. That's the gimmick."
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"They all pay top dollar to come here"
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"and enjoy a consequence-free vacation."
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"No death, no disease, no dismemberment."
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"Got it. The perfect place"
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"I can tell you expect me to refute that,"
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"I doubt Morty's gonna let me off the hook."
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"Yeah, but what if you came home with Jeff Goldblum."
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"[ Spits ] Jesus!"
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"Yo, what's up, "Big Chill"?!"
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"Don't go into the telepod!"
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"I don't know. But whatever it is,"
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"we're gonna need a couple more of these babies!"
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"[ Crying ] Mom, do you think I'm hot?"
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"I...don't think that's something that matters."
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"So, I'm not hot?!"
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"I'm saying the part of you that cares about that"
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"That's not an answer!"
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"I'm your mother and a doctor, and --"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Geez. What's with her?"
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"Teenage-girl stuff."
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"Is that a... hoof collage?"
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"Cool...zies."
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"Oh, yeah, Ethan?"
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"What do you have in common with Tricia Lange?"
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"A mutual love of French cinema?"
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"[ Gasps ] There it is."
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"Boob-ya!"
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"And that's when Malakai the Squid came,"
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"rips off his face, and beneath it is my face."
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"Yeah, of course he likes it. Look at him."
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"All right, we'll put a pin in it."
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"My hands are dry! My hands are dry!"
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"My name is Risotto Groupon."
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"I am the assistant general manager of the restaurant."
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"Do you have any comment cards,"
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"with weapons and technology"
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"supplied by your father-in-law!"
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"He basically got me kicked out of my home, stole my family."
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"Then we are brothers, and you have wondered"
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"Wondered? Sure."
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"What? No!"
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"He's my wife's father. Move on."
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"Do you... like theme-park rides?"
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"Oh, you really moved on."
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"There is a popular attraction here called the Whirly Dirly."
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