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Clips from Bob's Burgers - They Serve Horses, Don't They? (S07E07)

"I'm tan!"
Bob's Burgers
"Just got back from a week in the Bahamas."
Bob's Burgers
"We had a blast."
Bob's Burgers
"Except for Jimmy Jr."
Bob's Burgers
"He forgot to put on sunblock."
Bob's Burgers
"Now he looks like a dog's ding-dong."
Bob's Burgers
"Aw. ‭Yeah."
Bob's Burgers
"We just have a ton of money right now."
Bob's Burgers
"Don't care. Please leave."
Bob's Burgers
"You know, you really do everything wrong, Bob."
Bob's Burgers
"You spend too much on ingredients."
Bob's Burgers
"You don't charge enough for your food."
Bob's Burgers
"You have zero karaoke."
Bob's Burgers
"And he's got a neck muffin top. ‭Gene."
Bob's Burgers
"Saves me over a thousand a month."
Bob's Burgers
"What? Really?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, Jack Conway."
Bob's Burgers
"I call him Jack "Saves Me Over a Thousand a Month" Conway."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, listen, I got to go."
Bob's Burgers
"Got to show more people my tan."
Bob's Burgers
"New spindle thingy,"
Bob's Burgers
"straws, toilet paper."
Bob's Burgers
"Probably should have gotten that a long time ago."
Bob's Burgers
"Wow, our shopping list is really piling up this month."
Bob's Burgers
"Hey, if we want to save money, why don't we call that meat guy?"
Bob's Burgers
"What was his name... Jack something?"
Bob's Burgers
"We've been with him for years. Demitri."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, but sounds like this other guy"
Bob's Burgers
"could help us out a little."
Bob's Burgers
"I mean, it is just a phone call."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, it's just a phone call!"
Bob's Burgers
"It's a phone call!"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm glad you called."
Bob's Burgers
"And now I'm here."
Bob's Burgers
"And I'm sure I can save you guys some money."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, it's just we only buy the best cuts,"
Bob's Burgers
"so I don't even know if you can..."
Bob's Burgers
"$400. What?"
Bob's Burgers
"Based on what you told me on the phone,"
Bob's Burgers
"I bet I could save you $400 a month"
Bob's Burgers
"without sacrificing quality."
Bob's Burgers
"That's like $500!"
Bob's Burgers
"Does that sound good to you?"
Bob's Burgers
"(laughing): Sounds good to me."
Bob's Burgers
"To be honest, it-it sounds too good."
Bob's Burgers
"Bob, I have relationships with several small cattle farms"
Bob's Burgers
"in Vermont and Ohio."
Bob's Burgers
"I buy from them at very friendly prices,"
Bob's Burgers
"and I can pass those savings on to you."
Bob's Burgers
"Hmm, Vermont is nice."
Bob's Burgers
"(chuckling): Hey, hey, look, if you start buying from me,"
Bob's Burgers
"I could take you up there some time."
Bob's Burgers
"It's beautiful... the cows love dying there."
Bob's Burgers
"Aw, I want to see!"
Bob's Burgers
"It's just I'm a little concerned that anyone"
Bob's Burgers
"is maybe, um, horrible? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
Bob's Burgers
"No offense. Oh, no, God, ugh!"
Bob's Burgers
"(chuckles) That guy."
Bob's Burgers
"I mean, I understand what you're saying."
Bob's Burgers
"I mean, let's just say this."
Bob's Burgers
"He is an idiot."
Bob's Burgers
"But he has great taste in meat distributors."
Bob's Burgers
"And pants. What?"
Bob's Burgers
"I thought you said that."
Bob's Burgers
"I-I never said he has nice pants, Lin."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh. ‭Listen."
Bob's Burgers
"Why don't you folks just buy"
Bob's Burgers
"a small box from me today..."
Bob's Burgers
"and, uh, give it a whirl?"
Bob's Burgers
"You'll see it's the same great quality at a lower price."
Bob's Burgers
""Same great quality, lower price.""
Bob's Burgers
"Yep, same great "Q" at a lower "P.""
Bob's Burgers
"Wow, business talk."
Bob's Burgers
"Hmm, this meat is, um, not great."
Bob's Burgers
"Teddy, um, what do you think?"
Bob's Burgers
"Tastes good... mmm, mmm."
Bob's Burgers
"Really? You-you don't think it tastes... kind of weird?"
Bob's Burgers
"Mmm, I don't know, Bob."
Bob's Burgers
"Eh, maybe make another one."
Bob's Burgers
"I could tell better. Maybe make a few."
Bob's Burgers
"No, I don't think this is gonna work out."
Bob's Burgers
"I don't think I'll be ordering again from this guy."
Bob's Burgers
"No harm, no foul."
Bob's Burgers
"Hello, Bob!"
Bob's Burgers
"Hugo, what are you doing here?"
Bob's Burgers
"Hi, Ron. ‭Hi, everybody."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, sorry."
Bob's Burgers
"Truth or dare, Bob?"
Bob's Burgers
"Ooh, dare!"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, dare Dad to kiss Teddy!"
Bob's Burgers
"On the lips this time!"
Bob's Burgers
"(groans) You were supposed to pick truth."
Bob's Burgers
"Your menu clearly states"
Bob's Burgers
"Uh, yes, Hugo, we do serve USDA Prime beef."
Bob's Burgers
"Wrong! We have photographs of a certain vendor"
Bob's Burgers
"entering your restaurant with a box of meat."
Bob's Burgers
"Is it when you try to buy something at a store"
Bob's Burgers
"but, instead of money, you use meat?"
Bob's Burgers
"No. ‭Is it when, instead of paying your taxes,"
Bob's Burgers
"you send the government a ham? No!"
Bob's Burgers
"Meat fraud is the illegal misrepresentation"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm pro-teen. Go teens!"
Bob's Burgers
"Wait, Hugo, what are you saying?"
Bob's Burgers
"inside that box wasn't beef at all."
Bob's Burgers
"It was horse!"
Bob's Burgers
"Horse?! ‭Oh, my God!"
Bob's Burgers
"(heavy breathing)"
Bob's Burgers
"Ugh, don't feed a guy a horse, Bobby!"
Bob's Burgers
"Calm down, it's okay!"
Bob's Burgers
"(deep inhaling) ‭Deep."
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, not like that! (low gurgling)"
Bob's Burgers
"That's it. There she is."
Bob's Burgers
"I have no other option but to shut you down."
Bob's Burgers
"Hugo, I swear I didn't know."
Bob's Burgers
"You assist Ron and myself in our undercover"
Bob's Burgers
"sting investigation of the meat vendor Jack Conway."
Bob's Burgers
"If you want to save your restaurant,"
Bob's Burgers
"you're wearing a wire and you're working for us, Bob!"
Bob's Burgers
"No, it's wearing a wire."
Bob's Burgers
"It could be both!"
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