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Clips from The A-Team - A Small and Deadly War (S01E01)

"- Trash bags? Why? - I don't know. I never saw anything like it before."
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"How would you know? I just found out you're not really Dr Pepper."
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"Except I just got his book from the warden's office not more than an hour ago."
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"I was just getting set to read it, and I noticed this."
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"So the next question is, if you're not Dr Pepper, who the hell are you, honey?"
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"Five years of research, five years of writing..."
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"I thought they recalled all the wrong dust covers, Dr Pepper."
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"They were supposed to have been recalled."
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"- Of course, with a New York publisher, they'll tell you anything. - Wrong dust cover?"
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"Yes. Of course. Clean out your ears. Here, show her the right one."
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"So who's this other guy?"
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"That other guy, as you so quaintly put it, is Dr Lloyd Leedoms."
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"He's a marine biologist or some damn thing."
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"Published a minor little work entitled, Love Calls of the Pacific Grey Whales."
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"My book, on the other hand, is the current bible of penologists..."
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"distributed the first printing with the wrong picture on it!"
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"- Your question is, "How could this happen?" - Well, no. I..."
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"My question exactly."
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"I screamed bloody murder, and they told me... they promised... that all the books had been recalled!"
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"Oh, it's just devastating. Really."
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"Would you mind if l-I took... if I took this jacket?"
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"- No. - I'm gonna shove it down my editor's throat."
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"Let's take a look at that trash bag fixation, shall we?"
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"Trash bag! New trash bag!"
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"- Trash bag! Trash bag! - Sneed, trash bag."
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"Trash bag? Tra..."
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"or just trying to, uh, Section Eight into the soft walls of a hospital facility."
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"I sure would like to have you try, Doctor."
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"He's been keeping everybody on this wing up all night."
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"Tell him to take his gloves off and hold out his wrist. He's leaving."
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"Leaving? Why are we leaving?"
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"Not you, just him."
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"Tonight is fight night."
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"He's gonna get his chance to fight Jase Tataro."
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"Is the van ready, Sneed?"
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"Van? Are you kidding? I thought we were gonna fight right here in the prison."
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"You tell him to hold his hand out and you shut your hole, okay?"
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"Or I'll have Sneed deck you with his billy right here, right now."
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"I think I should go along to tell him what's happening."
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"I think, uh, once he gets hit, he'll know what's happening."
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"Now you tell him."
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"Let's hurry up. We gotta be there in 20 minutes."
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"What's the matter? Did you lose your playmate?"
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"Well, one of us is gonna wind up a dead man..."
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"We gonna bust loose. You gonna do what I say."
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"No way out of this."
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"I got some help. Joey hired me and some friends to get you out."
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"We ain't gonna get out of this one, B.A., neither one of us."
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"What are you doing here? This is a restricted area."
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"Doing a cut and blow-dry on a crazy man. Warden Beale sent me up here."
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"I thought we'd start by getting Mr Murdock here a better self-image."
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"My self-image is real bad."
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"A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis."
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"Well, if you're sure, Doctor."
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"- Hey, what... - Bring the trash bags, Murdock."
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"- It's going down. We made a little error. - What?"
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"That is not a little error, Hannibal. That is a giant screwup."
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"Well, in either case, we gotta get outta here. Murdock, you and I are gonna go over the wall."
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"- Face, you better get outta here. - Amy is outside in B.A.'s van."
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"Hopefully, she had the instinct to follow them."
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"If she didn't, we're dead."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"You know, I have to admit y'all run a much better prison here than I expected."
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"Uh, just have to check with the admitting desk. One moment."
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"Guard! Get me outta here! Come on!"
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"Come on, now. They're trying an escape. Dr Pepper is in on it. Come on."
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"- Bye. - So long."
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"Give us a lockdown and sound the alarms."
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"I don't know. I have intermittent memory loss."
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"Whoa! Ya-hooo!"
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"Hey, great, Murdock, great!"
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"To all a merry Christmas and to all a good night."
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"Nothing to it. This is Smith. How you doing, kid?"
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"I'm in a field north of the prison. There's about 50 cars in front of a barn."
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"They just took B.A. in a few minutes ago. Hannibal, it's starting."
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"Go right on the dirt road just past Strikersville Junction."
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"We got ourselves a challenger, name of Baracus."
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"Deaf-mute. Just checked in this week. It's gonna be an interesting fight."
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"He's got the fastest hands I've seen in 20 years."
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"Now I don't know how to talk to you, boy."
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"Lessen you get your hands up, this man is gonna kill you. Go!"
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"Do it, man. My people ain't gonna fail me."
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"- There's about 50 or 60 of'em in there and some of'em got guns. - Well, we got a surprise for them."
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"- Kill him! - Live or die?"
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"You, over here."
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"Nice little shindig, Warden. But it's over."
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"Uh, uh, uh."
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"Thanks, fellows. I knew you wouldn't let us down."
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"He... He ain't a mute any more."
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"B.A., bring him out."
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"Murdock, grab that TV camera."
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"All you boys in the front row... you wanna sit down, face the camera?"
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"Murdock, bring that TV tape and collect Sneed."
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"Come on, Chips, time to go."
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"Now you all are gonna be on the 10.00 news."
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"Okay."
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"Go!"
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"You know, why'd you do it? Why did you take a chance like that for me?"
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"You had to be there. Thank you."
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"I wanna tell you something. You see, the state of Florida..."
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"they dropped the rest of the time I owe 'em..."
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"'cause that warden, he faked up those additional charges he had against me."
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"We're kinda hot ourselves. There's a guy named Colonel Lynch who's after us..."
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"- and we don't like to leave a trail. - That's a promise."
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"- Congratulations. - I gotta get going. I got things to do myself."
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"Night nurses at that joint all have third-degree black belts, Face. You touch her, she'll break your caps."
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"Right. So, uh, Hannibal can drop you."
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"Thanks, B.A. I owe you. Anything you want."
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"Tomorrow, you're gonna learn to make ashtrays, okay?"
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"I mean, when we talk about John Smith..."
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"we're talking about a devoted actor..."
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"- who cares desperately about the animals and the monsters he plays. - Boy, listen to that."
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"along with videotapes of the fights he engineered between prisoners."
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"Already 40 identifications and arrests have been made of the men who watched the contests."
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"Oh, what I wouldn't give to be sitting across the table from one of the guys who pulled off that caper."
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"- Yes, yes? What is it? - Uh, nothing."
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"Uh, forget it. Bad idea."
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"for a crime they didn't commit."
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"Go!"
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"You don't know the half of it, B.A."
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