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Clips from The A-Team - A Small and Deadly War (S01E01)

"Give me the keys."
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"You're under arrest. You're under arrest!"
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"You guys are all goin'to jail!"
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, you, boy, I said get out."
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"If you're talking to him, you're wasting your time."
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"He's deaf. He's also a mute."
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"So which one of you two is the interpreter, huh?"
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"Sadly, that duty falls on me."
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"Well, tell him to stop leaving his butt prints in my van."
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"Sign language requires the entire body."
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"Well, tell him to get in line and follow us into the yard, 'cause we're gonna check in."
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"Got his file?"
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"Deaf and mute?"
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"Yep. That other guy, uh, John Smith, can talk to him. He knows that sign language."
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"Hairdresser."
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"You mean to tell me that animal is travelling around with a hairdresser?"
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"If he looks like he can handle himself, I'm gonna file assault charges against him..."
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"Soon as they get through with the psychiatric check-in, I'll get it done."
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"- Tractor. - You don't really see a tractor, do you, Murdock?"
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"- You're right. I was just guessing. - Well, don't guess."
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"What does it look like?"
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"Ink. It looks like ink. See, I've been doin' these most of my life..."
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"off and on..."
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"and I don't see nothin', so I just guess."
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"It looks like a butterfly, don't it?"
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"See, there's the wings and there's the head."
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"Hey."
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"- Yeah, it's a butterfly! - Good."
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"Butterfly. Now what do you see?"
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"Garbage bag."
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"I'd like a trash bag, please, if you have one. I really could use a trash bag."
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"I'm doing a story on prison reform."
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"Actually, I was supposed to meet Dwight Pepper here."
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"The story relates to his concepts on prison reform."
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"- Unfortunately, I guess he got hung up at the airport. - Have a seat."
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"Thank you."
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"Dwight Pepper? Isn't he that dude that wrote that cream-cheese book about coddling prisoners?"
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"Teach them how to do needlepoint, bake biscuits?"
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"I have his book right here."
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"Couldn't get past the second chapter."
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"You, uh, don't mind..."
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"if I confirm your credentials, do you, Miss Allen?"
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"Please do."
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"You one of the new fish, huh?"
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"- That's right. - Turn out your pockets, boy."
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"What you got is mine."
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"- What's your name, friend? - Deke, and I ain't your friend. I'm your boss, boy."
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"- You're a guy travelling Mach one to a pine box. - Tough guy, huh?"
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"He's a tough guy."
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"I'll just take the pack."
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"See ya, Deke."
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"- Turn out our pockets, man. - What is this, an opening ritual?"
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"I wasn't talkin' to you, punk. I was talkin' to him."
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"Turn out your pockets, man."
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"I wasn't talkin to you. I was talkin' to him."
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"If you're talking to him, you are talking to me, because he's deaf."
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"He's also a mute. He can't even read lips."
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"But if you'd like me to translate for you, I'll be happy to."
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"You want him to turn out his pockets?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"He said, "Your mother works street corners and you're so ugly, flies wouldn't land on you.""
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"He also said that you're a chicken-hearted lowlife who sleeps in pig slop, and your sister..."
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"Okay, okay. I get the point."
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"The only trouble is you can't talk to him without the other guy, Smith."
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"Tell you what... you, uh, keep 'em together."
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"Put 'em in the fight programme."
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"Get on the phone, spread the word."
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"Saturday night, we're gonna have a fight to the death."
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"Mr Pepper, I don't have no time for you today."
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"Hey, look, Warden, I done a little research on Strikersville Prison..."
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"and, uh, quite frankly the incidence of violent deaths that abound here about..."
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"suggest to me that you have severe shortcomings in your rehabilitation programme."
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"I ain't about to discuss my prison with some, uh, university, uh, "peniologist"..."
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"who don't know anything about problems we face here."
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"Warden Beale, I'm gonna lay this out for you once and only once."
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"I've been commissioned by the Senate of these here United States to write a thesis on several prisons..."
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"Strikersville bein'one of them, and, uh, I must tell you, sir..."
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"- beatings and the like. - Not to mention..."
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"the number of prison breaks that have resulted in the deaths of the escaping prisoners."
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"Miss Allen, if y'all don't mind."
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"including the Washington Post, and I am not unmindful of the public attention y'all can put on my study."
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"But as an academician, I'm not here for personal glory..."
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"but to try and effect meaningful prison reform."
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"Seventy papers?"
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"Look, uh, I don't wanna make enemies of you people..."
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"but, uh, you gotta understand I got my problems here."
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"Warden Beale, I'm not down here to try and make trouble for you."
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"We have rehab programmes here in Strikersville."
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"What you got, Warden, is a laundry..."
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"It's all in my book."
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"You mean, uh, cooking, junk like that?"
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"Cooking is excellent. It's a creative endeavour."
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"You... You gotta be putting me on."
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"You mean to tell me you want me to start a hairdressing "saloon" here in prison?"
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"How about ballet class? You want one of those?"
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"That tears it. I ain't gonna listen to no more of this."
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"I can't believe you are willing to jeopardize your entire career..."
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"because you are unwilling to experiment with new prison techniques."
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"You know, I was just thinking. We had a prisoner check in today that had hair-styling experience."
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"I want 'em! I want 'em!"
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"- I want trash bags! - The guy hasn't shut up!"
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"Don't you have any trash bags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate."
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"Oh. Trash bags?"
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"- I want a trash bag. - Where do these morons come from?"
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"Hannibal, that's Jase Tataro."
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"Nice."
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"But this shampoo has no protein base."
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"We'll have more split ends than a football team. Ha, ha."
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"Oh, no! Did you buy all Harrisons?"
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"Mr Smith, the warden is doing the best he can. I think Warden Beale is being extremely cooperative."
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"I need reclining salon chairs. Where are my reclining salon chairs?"
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"Strikersville, Florida don't have no Montgomery Wards. We did the best we could."
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"The attitude of the head is the essence of a good cut."
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"I don't think there's gonna be one con comin' here and gettin' no haircut."
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"- Uh, you people got me over a barrel, but, uh, I think you're nuts. - That's what they said in Leavenworth."
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"Now if it's all right, I'd like to see the hospital facilities."
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"How'd you like a little Mohawk trim, B.A., just to keep me in practice?"
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"How'd you like a little right hook, Hannibal, just to sorta keep me in practice?"
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"Some more! I want some more! I want trash bags!"
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