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Clips from Axe Cop - Zombie Island... In Space (S01E01)

"- Where are you taking me?"
Axe Cop
"On zombie island"
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"but can you just waive the late fee this time?"
Axe Cop
"- I'm not saying it's your fault, ma'am."
Axe Cop
"and mustache styles."
Axe Cop
"Oh, hi. Uh, can I help you?"
Axe Cop
"Are you the one they call Axe Cop?"
Axe Cop
"No, I am. What's wrong with your voice?"
Axe Cop
"Chemist M, the smartest man in the world."
Axe Cop
"not even me, knows where they took him."
Axe Cop
"Your father is on zombie island in space?"
Axe Cop
"I have to know for sure. Axe Cop, will you help me?"
Axe Cop
"Only if you tell me..."
Axe Cop
"How much longer?"
Axe Cop
"A jet-pack-wearing zombie!?"
Axe Cop
"- Come back here, zombies!"
Axe Cop
"This is father's laboratory!"
Axe Cop
"No..."
Axe Cop
"A bad guy must be controlling them--"
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"- to turn zombies into good guys."
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"- The bad news - Let me guess"
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"I've come too far to have you stop me"
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"Cheerio!"
Axe Cop
"We need to go, now."
Axe Cop
"Because that's where poop gets its power."
Axe Cop
"And then I will pour the potion onto both of us"
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"- Do you,"
Axe Cop
"Take this man to be your husband?"
Axe Cop
"This is only the beginning."
Axe Cop
"Wait! That's Isabella and her father!"
Axe Cop
"They're good zombies. I can tell by their smiles."
Axe Cop
"Will make the great Axe Cop"
Axe Cop
"I don't understand?!"
Axe Cop
"Why aren't you pooping?!"
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, we're switching boots."
Axe Cop
"- Axe Cop has saved"
Axe Cop
"- To show my royal appreciation,"
Axe Cop
"I grant Axe Cop"
Axe Cop
"One new wish."
Axe Cop
"Adolf Hitler!"
Axe Cop
"You are the smartest man in the world."
Axe Cop
"But whatever you want from me, forget it."
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"- I'll never help you! - Don't help me."
Axe Cop
"Help her!"
Axe Cop
"Now, Chemist M,"
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"You are going to build me an evil army..."
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"An evil unstoppable army..."
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"An evil unstoppable army... of zombies!"
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"In space!"
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"One day, at the scene of the fire"
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
Axe Cop
"I understand we returned it late,"
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"- I am not raising my voice."
Axe Cop
"I'm trying to talk over you"
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"- Because you won't stop talking!"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, can you get that?"
Axe Cop
"I'm on the phone with the dinosaur-horn store."
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"- I'll have to call you back."
Axe Cop
"Nothing. Everyone from London, England, has to talk like this."
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"My name is Isabella M. My father was--"
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"He was kidnapped by nazis and no one,"
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"- It's a mystery. - Was a mystery."
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"They contain my father's exact location."
Axe Cop
"And even if there is..."
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"only the slightest chance he's still alive,"
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"how you think I'd look with a mohawk"
Axe Cop
"Hmmm."
Axe Cop
"Honestly, I think you'd look better with crazy pizza hair"
Axe Cop
"- with a robot ghost inside. - That is correct."
Axe Cop
"Wexter!"
Axe Cop
"10 minutes. 15 at the most."
Axe Cop
"- Oh, thank you. - I'm married."
Axe Cop
"- What the heck?"
Axe Cop
"I'll chop your head off!"
Axe Cop
"I love killing zombies."
Axe Cop
"Zombies always fight me till I chop off their heads."
Axe Cop
"We're not safe here."
Axe Cop
"Let's hide in that dark cave."
Axe Cop
"Oh my goodness, it's father's laboratory!"
Axe Cop
"It's just like the laboratory he had back at home."
Axe Cop
"Look at this! Now I'm no videologist,"
Axe Cop
"but maybe this VHS tape can tell us"
Axe Cop
"- what happened to your father. - Oh, ripping!"
Axe Cop
"Daddy!"
Axe Cop
"That's my daddy on the telly--"
Axe Cop
"Which is what we call a television in London, England."
Axe Cop
"It's day 28."
Axe Cop
"Even though Adolf Hitler sent me here from London, England,"
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"To create an evil zombie army, I have been working on a cure."
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"A secret potion that will turn zombies good."
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"My secret potion is almost complete."
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"- All it needs is a bit of cinnamon."
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"- Oh, bloody heck! No no no no!"
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"- No-ooo! - Oh no!"
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"My brilliant brain!"
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"Oh daddy."
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"Zombies are too stupid to build a giant"
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"300-foot zombie robot on their own."
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"A really smart bad guy."
Axe Cop
"Attention, zombies."
Axe Cop
"Thanks to you,"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, come in."
Axe Cop
"- What? - We have good news and bad news!"
Axe Cop
"The good news: Chemist M was working on a potion"
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"- No, let me just tel-- - The bad news is his brain"
Axe Cop
"Was eaten by a zombie before he finished it."
Axe Cop
"Well yeah. How did you know?"
Axe Cop
"Because the zombie who ate the world's smartest brain"
Axe Cop
"That's impossible. Zombies don't poop."
Axe Cop
"Tell that to Mr. Doo Doo."
Axe Cop
"That's Dr. Doo Doo to you, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"From completing my plan, which is to go to London, England,"
Axe Cop
"Marry the queen and use her scepter"
Axe Cop
"To take over the world. Zombies, get him!"
Axe Cop
"Dr. Doo doo is flying to London, England."
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"- Let's go! - No. I'm staying."
Axe Cop
"Your father's brain was eaten. He's a zombie now."
Axe Cop
"I can finish my father's work."
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