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Clips from King of the Hill - Now Who's the Dummy? (S05E05)

"After my second cry for help..."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, I hear you."
King of the Hill
"Tell the nurse you couldn't find me."
King of the Hill
"JERRY: I'm gonna get that thieving slut."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, I'm heading over to the hardware store."
King of the Hill
""Jimmy Johnson varnishing his hair" routine."
King of the Hill
"The show must go on."
King of the Hill
"[Suspenseful instrumental music]"
King of the Hill
"Dad, Chip is gone!"
King of the Hill
"I don't get it."
King of the Hill
"[Wood chipper whirring]"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: Chip! HANK: No!"
King of the Hill
"Dale, are you nuts?"
King of the Hill
"You're next. I'm kicking your ass through that thing."
King of the Hill
"You wouldn't hit an unconscious man."
King of the Hill
"I think I'm gonna be sick."
King of the Hill
"[Hank grunts]"
King of the Hill
"What do we really need Chip for, anyway?"
King of the Hill
"If we build a new Chip, we could make him perfect."
King of the Hill
"Don't get me wrong, Chip was great."
King of the Hill
"And if his ears didn't stick out so much, he could wear a helmet."
King of the Hill
"I'll be at my workbench cobbling together..."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, catch."
King of the Hill
"The spring-loaded arm needs a little tightening..."
King of the Hill
"You know, Dad, I could just use my sock and a magic marker."
King of the Hill
"A sock never had an arm like this."
King of the Hill
"Or legs that could scramble like Roger "The Dodger" Staubach's."
King of the Hill
"And I bet that sock doesn't have Troy Aikman's jawline."
King of the Hill
"- Okay. - It'll be fun, Bobby."
King of the Hill
"Yeah."
King of the Hill
"Sorry, Bobby. But I can't tighten that arm."
King of the Hill
"- "Yahoo." - That's fine. Peggy?"
King of the Hill
"What gets out 32-year old blood? Club soda, right?"
King of the Hill
"I'm gonna go watch the Rangers..."
King of the Hill
"Wait a minute. Bill! He has bags of hair at his house."
King of the Hill
"Maybe he'd get a few less bruises if you spent some time with him."
King of the Hill
"So we can start spending more time with Bobby again."
King of the Hill
"All right, then. I will let you play with your doll."
King of the Hill
"you might want to use it to build the wife you've always wanted, too."
King of the Hill
"Dad, I got Mr. Dauterive's old Pop Warner jersey."
King of the Hill
"You got to give the star top billing."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. But I think in this case, you'll agree..."
King of the Hill
"both stars deserve top billing."
King of the Hill
"It's even got my haircut."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. I found them in my rag bag."
King of the Hill
"I don't know, Dad."
King of the Hill
"Short pants don't really belong on a football field."
King of the Hill
"That's okay. You don't, either."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. Let's go watch Iran Chef"
King of the Hill
"You know, the Rangers are playing the Yankees right now."
King of the Hill
"Iron Chef. Iron Chef."
King of the Hill
"Sorry, Dad. it's two against one."
King of the Hill
"Froggy went a-courting and he did ride Uh-uh"
King of the Hill
"[Singing] Froggy went a-caurtin' and he did ride"
King of the Hill
"Sword and pistol by his side"
King of the Hill
""Dear Octavio..."
King of the Hill
"ALARM: Perim eter brea ch."
King of the Hill
"Perimeter breach?"
King of the Hill
"You'll never catch Dale..."
King of the Hill
"You're right, Bobbies. Ventriloquism is fun."
King of the Hill
"[Jerry imitating windshield wiper]"
King of the Hill
"Putter, putter, putter, putter, putter, swing!"
King of the Hill
"Uh -huh, uh -huh"
King of the Hill
"Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride Uh-huh"
King of the Hill
"Streep would be a great ventriloquist. And so would you."
King of the Hill
"I didn't know you had a sister."
King of the Hill
"Hit by pitch. She was crowding the plate."
King of the Hill
"Denny McLain. Detroit Tigers, 1968."
King of the Hill
"Could be. Could be."
King of the Hill
"I think it's you!"
King of the Hill
"11:15 a.m."
King of the Hill
"Actually, Bobby told me about that one."
King of the Hill
"Great. Everybody loves Chip."
King of the Hill
"that the audience liked him better than you?"
King of the Hill
"It's almost 4:00. I'll let you get ready for dinner."
King of the Hill
"Maybe you're right."
King of the Hill
"You don't just throw that out, do you?"
King of the Hill
"Hank, your son is outside throwing a football in the air..."
King of the Hill
"and trying his damnedest to catch it."
King of the Hill
"That's why I'm trying to finish the new Chip ASAP."
King of the Hill
"Iron Chef. Iron Chef."
King of the Hill
"Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride Uh-huh"
King of the Hill
""it has come to my attention..."
King of the Hill
"That dummy's got good timing."
King of the Hill
"[Bobby screams in pain]"
King of the Hill
"I'm gonna win the talent show this year."
King of the Hill
"You say that, too? All right, I'm in."
King of the Hill
"The problem is Chip likes the sports pages..."
King of the Hill
"HANK: Oh, dang."
King of the Hill
"Looks like a penalty stroke."
King of the Hill
"[Bicycle breaks squeaking]"
King of the Hill
"than not be there at all."
King of the Hill
"[Camera clicks]"
King of the Hill
"Relax, kid. lfl wanted to kill you..."
King of the Hill
"So in other words, you're going to be leaving the house."
King of the Hill
"Every boy wants to be his pal. Every girl wants to be his gal."
King of the Hill
"I'll let you drive the cart..."
King of the Hill
"[Dale exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"You're the man."
King of the Hill
"Shwsha!"
King of the Hill
"Sure. You gonna make fun of tennis there, Chip?"
King of the Hill
"I mean, nothing."
King of the Hill
"HANK: Chip, you modest son of a gun."
King of the Hill
"Octavio must be gotten rid of."
King of the Hill
"thus leaving crucial evidence. Stupid idiot."
King of the Hill
"Now you're talking, Dad."
King of the Hill
"are philosophically a National League team."
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: And Staubach goes back to throw."
King of the Hill
"[Sad instrumental music]"
King of the Hill
"You'll never put that creep back together."
King of the Hill
"Think. Now, retrace your steps."
King of the Hill
"DUMMY: Uh-huh."
King of the Hill
"Hey!"
King of the Hill
"Thanks, Mr. Popper."
King of the Hill
"I'm training for the varsity squad."
King of the Hill
"He's like an LA fan, leaving in the seventh inning."
King of the Hill
"- You called it, Chip. - Chip's a genius."
King of the Hill
"You're looking lovely this morning as usual, Mrs. Hill."
King of the Hill
"A few weeks later the audience stopped coming."
King of the Hill
"I decided it was better to be on the edge of the spotlight..."
King of the Hill
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