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Clips from Scrubs - My Fifteen Seconds (S03E03)

"Do you think this is a good time to talk about a nickname for my penis?"
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"All of a sudden, there it was, 18 months of it being called Little Buddy."
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"Their first date was amazing."
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"Then what happened?"
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"I realised life couldn't get much better than this."
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"doesn't mean you can use my guest room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades."
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"what are you doing with my little boy, you sick, sick bastard?"
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"Are you OK, Little Buddy?"
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"No!"
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"Stunning. Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes,"
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"But when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo,"
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"it forces me to spend time with you outside hospital,"
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"and I just won't have that, so here's the deal."
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"It's waffle time, it's waffle time"
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"Bottom line, we'll be bestest friends foreverest,"
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"if you just keep your face out of my face."
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"Lucky me, I couldn't pay my rent."
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"- How do you feel? - Awesome."
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"Headachey and embarrassed my landlord saw me in granny panties."
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"I wonder what it was that made them so tight."
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"- What are you doing here? - Meeting some friends for drinks."
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"Damn, I still got it."
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"Yes, Enid, I hear Baxter growling but the fact is,"
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"Nonsense. These are fine."
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"Are you OK...?"
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"Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain."
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"Jordan thinks we should all go to the carnival."
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"So as long as I'm in town, you'll be seeing a lot of these smiling faces."
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"It won't put her to sleep. A Benzo'll knock her right out."
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"Hey, what about this one?"
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"Oh, yeah, temperature-wise. And mini-green-boobs-wise."
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"OK, sure. We can totally talk later."
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"Splendid."
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"Missed me!"
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"The only reason I didn't ring the bell is that the game is obviously rigged."
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"is that it's driving you crazy and there's nothing you can do about it."
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"- Way to go, Tina! - Oh, come on!"
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"She's having a reaction to the Benzo."
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"There are a lot of ways to get the upper hand in a relationship."
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"Oh, I gave the guy half a corndog so we can all ride foursies."
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"Corndog."
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"That's never happened to me with a Benzo. I think..."
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"What do you think? Did you think maybe I'm the doctor?"
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"Even when you have the upper hand, it's important to be careful."
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"what with him having nailed Jordan and all."
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"Sometimes the best thing to do is to say exactly what's in your heart."
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"I'm sorry I wore sandals."
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"You keep a sex-journal of all your experiences under your bed."
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"- Gotta stop showing it to girlfriends. - You should have told me."
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"That's robot for "good night"."
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"Peace."
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"Catfight on the second floor."
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"Thanks. I can't remember the last time anyone was this nice to me."
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"Well, you know... We gotta go."
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"Two weeks ago, a nurse with 20 years' experience"
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"But in this building, Elliot's in charge."
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"Baby, you the boss of everybody in the world."
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"Dr Dorian, Dr Turk is free for his rectal exam."
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""Dear Dr Cox, it's important you know how much I care for Danni..."
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"and how hurt I was by your attempt to sabotage our relationship.""
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"- Isn't it enough that I'm reading it? - I'm sorry."
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"Great news, Ms Tracy. We're sending you home."
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"After shooting my mouth off the other night, I've been feeling a lot of..."
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"- Guilt. - No. Not that."
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"If I didn't date guys she slept with, I wouldn't have a date to the Prom."
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"- You know what you said? - Thank you?"
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"For some reason, right then,"
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"we both knew how those pesticides got into our patient's system."
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"The problem with only listening to a patient for 15 seconds is,"
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"...been a couple of rough months."
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"You can never underestimate the importance of listening."
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"A quick note for all my comatose listeners out there."
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"Give him one gram of Ancef for prophylaxis."
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"So you don't miss the things that really matter."
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"I'll try."
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"She's awake. Say something romantic."
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"I dated this girl in college who made the decision without consulting me."
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"We didn't like that. Not one bit."
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"- I haven't even had coffee yet. - You're right. I'm sorry."
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"Big Al, for example."
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"Why don't you just tell me a story? Something romantic."
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"Once there was a beautiful girl, who met a stunningly handsome young doctor."
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"They had so much fun together, they felt like kids again."
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"Then it was time for their first kiss."
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"The next date didn't start that well either."
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"The young doctor realised he hadn't seen the girl naked in the light yet."
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"Damn."
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"If I wasn't crazy about you, would I be willing to do this?"
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"As I was doing the naked chicken dance Uncle Bart taught me,"
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"Just cos Jordan thinks it's cute you're violating her sister,"
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"And oh, my God,"
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"Come here... you filthy, filthy boy."
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"Filthy girl. Filthy girl."
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"Although Dr Cox got a look at Little Buddy..."
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"Oh, no, now I'm saying it!"
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"Come on, it reminds me of my sexiest kiss."
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"- I think you were in at the bar. - OK, gotta go."
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"I was in paediatrics and it was just the wallpaper."
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"I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire,"
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"while your lips whisper, "No, no" but your eyes scream, "Yes! Yes!""
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""Oh, big daddy, yes!""
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"Don't wanna have dinner or go bowling with you"
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"and I never again want to walk into my kitchen and hear you say,"
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"Won't you have some waffles of mine?"
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"- She's my patient. - Guys, how are you?"
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"I'm great. You know me, I'm up, up, up,"
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"then some fashion Nazi says pear-shaped people shouldn't wear stripes"
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"and whoosh, guess who's ear-deep in mint chocolate chip ice cream?"
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"Me."
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"If you leave it an hour, it's like milk shake."
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"If it's not melted, it hits you in the face."
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"- That'd go everywhere. - Once I got Chunky Monkey in my eye."
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"We're gonna run some tests and figure this out."
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"Sorry! If that gets infected, I'm a doctor."
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"- Those two are best friends now. - I know."
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"Elliot!"
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"Yes, me too. Friends."
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"Wait a second, dude, that was us."
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"I know."
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"Baring his teeth, huh?"
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