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Clips from Veep - Convention (S04E04)

"People are always asking me, "Who is Roger Furlong?""
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"Mm, I don't know, should she say boy or man?"
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"- Just to be clear? - Yes, that's a good question, ma'am."
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"It's clear that I'm a man, isn't it?"
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"- Hide it. - Conceal it for a second."
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"Well, I am such a zucchini fan,"
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"so the only people left in DC work at CVS, but..."
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"Dan's just being modest. I mean, you know everybody, right, Dan?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"You just put your head close to theirs, you let your lips touch, you know?"
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"- Yes. - Extraordinary."
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"- He's half dead. - Half dead?"
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"Like being decapitated but surviving."
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"Yes, but a statement that can be repurposed if things change."
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"- Yeah, that's very clever. Thank you. - Thank you."
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"She's got a couple hours."
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"So, really, we wanted to go progressive."
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"She's a woman!"
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"I wish I was that guy on death row."
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"O'Brien's really broken us here."
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"Ma'am, the vice president's here and he looks pissed."
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"Oh, sorry for all this crap everywhere."
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"- Something about resigning? - Yeah, he's stepping off the ticket."
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"- That's right. - It has to be a health issue."
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"No, I'm perfectly healthy."
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"I'm not gonna lie, Selina."
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"- In your own office? Who are you, the pope? - In your office."
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"Oh, my God, what's wrong?"
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"He's stepping off the ticket."
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"- He can be our minority retort. - Yes!"
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"Is it? We had coffee earlier."
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"Just doublcheck and see if it is."
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"And I'll have a double espresso."
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"I'm gonna call my good friend Amy Brookheimer."
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"We used to date, so I know her inside and out."
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"Right."
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"Okay, everybody, Chung should be here any second."
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"- You are right. - Go get 'em, ma'am."
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"And I remember being so excited to have a mania named after me."
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"- Sure. - I had Chungmania mania."
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"as my vice president."
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"- Sure. Thank you. - Thank you."
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"30 years as a senator"
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"and your asshole's getting more screen time than your face."
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"Sir, everything I have done, everything..."
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"Are you kidding? How could you possibly say no to this?"
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"- Could you please stop? - Could you please stop?!"
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"So, I'm sorry, I just can't."
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"Well, I can assure you there is no one more upset than me."
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"You don't look upset at all, Danny."
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"I'm sorry, didn't mean to pull that. But listen to me."
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"Everyone likes Tom James."
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"Maddox! That's right, Maddox."
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"- Minority, military. - Oh, that's your veep."
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"Sue, forget him. He's irrelevant."
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"to the convention floor, Todd, and get Maddox."
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"I was just gonna suggest someone... oh, God."
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"Thank you so much for this warmest of welcomes."
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"How will I ever live that down, huh?"
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"Well, I really wanted to know how you might feel"
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"Great."
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"I mean, my people told me I should joke around."
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"- Uh-huh, yeah. - But I'm a fiercely ambitious man."
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"Oh, Ben is calling me."
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"Wait a minute, you're telling me that these are all"
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"the people that I vetted before I chose Doyle?"
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"- What? - Leanne Harris."
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"He's 86."
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"- Such a great job. - Yeah."
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"Well, he's completely inept, right?"
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"Go get Pierce for me, okay, Ben?"
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"Well, I think there are pros and cons to every candidate,"
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"so we just need to weigh up the pros and cons."
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"Bullshitting takes talent. You have none."
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"You are the worst thing that has happened to this country"
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"because we tried one and she fucking sucked."
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"- Karen. - Yes?"
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"That's 202-337..."
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"Just don't make me look too bad in this one, all right?"
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"To be honest, you guys, I think you're both tremendous, so..."
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"She was his contact. They dated for a while."
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"- So, Jonah? - Jonah?"
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"Um..."
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"- Oh, I hadn't... - Which I am going to do now."
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"I have numbers the NSA doesn't even know about."
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"- It was a pleasure, sir. - No."
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"Hey, Mary, how come the world changes"
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"Marty, loving those papers on tort reform."
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"Best one in four years."
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"- Not this guy. No. - He has one skeleton. You're looking at her."
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"- Room service. - Oh, God!"
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"- Mike, how are you? - Senator."
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"- Uh-huh. Absolutely. - Great. Um, excuse me."
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"I would like something to drink."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"- Mmm. - They inserted these pins into his hip."
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"Would you join me"
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"Wait, what?"
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"No, you didn't just do that to me!"
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"I... I..."
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"Right? And tell what you just did."
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"Ah, false expectation. Set her up."
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"I just said to Tom,"
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"Okay, so then tell what you just did."
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"Welcome to the ticket."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, we have to mark the moment, don't we?"
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"- That's good. - Yeah? There we go."
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"- It's so nice. - Thank you."
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"- Karen. - She said, "That's no good. Who's gonna see that?""
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"- That's exactly how the president feels. - Oh, good."
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"I mean, not really. It's just to lighten up the moment a little bit."
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"- Okay - Okay."
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"You don't have to risk your own life to save another like I did"
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"to join the hero club."
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"That's real heroism."
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"Did you guys like that kiss?"
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"Precious cargo right here."
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"Do you ever get tired of this?"
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"- Really tired of it, yeah. - Oh."
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