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Clips from Veep - Storms and Pancakes (S04E04)

"I think you look great. Great height and weight."
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"- Madam President. - Yes. Oh!"
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"I know you. Yes, I know you, sir."
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"- Um... - Congressman Hausman."
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"And we met before."
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"No, ma'am, I have never had the honor."
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"- Okay. - This is my wife Beatrice."
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"- Hello. How good to meet you. - Hello."
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"- And I love your brooch. - Thank you."
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"It's a honeybee. Bee for Beatrice."
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"Fun fact about the honeybee."
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"Do you know how much honey"
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"a honeybee produces in its lifetime?"
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"- I do not. - Well..."
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"Chatting, nodding. This is classic mingling."
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"Yeah, but it's funeral mingling."
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"Nobody's laughing."
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"She must not be using all the jokes I gave her."
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"This is it? You just lie here?"
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"Did I tell you I slept in?"
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"- Wow. - Mm-hmm."
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"Actually, I got up early, but then I just stayed in bed"
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"looking at Politico."
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"But anyway..."
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"Oh, is that Paula Thorpe?"
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"- Did you lift your cucumber? - Yeah."
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"- Who's Paula Thorpe? - The chief of staff for Jensen."
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"Fascinating. You are here to relax."
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"It's so great."
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"Wow, this music is so irritating."
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"Jesus, only you could be irritated by gamma waves and a whale."
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"This is just a Swiss suicide clinic with a hint of jojoba."
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"Seven minutes. Yeah, it's plenty."
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"Okay, so I'm going to see you at the office."
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"You won't remember, Senator,"
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"but my father drove you when you first ran for office."
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"- You're George Meredith's boy? - Yeah."
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"How's he doing? Is he still brewing his own beer?"
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"Can I get a short stack made without cow's milk?"
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"Are you serious? You don't want milk or...?"
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"Which, when you have a bag instead of a bowel, is not good."
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"Bernie. How's the gut, my friend?"
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"I made some batter with soy milk just for you."
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"Let me whip you up some pancakes."
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"There we go."
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"Who's, uh... who's achin' for some bacon?"
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"Sure, and nobody wants to ruin a good relationship."
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"No, and Lambert kind of knows Roger Furlong,"
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"who takes regular meetings with VP Doyle,"
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"- Me... - Me, the President of the United States."
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"I have the trust of POTUS"
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"and all of the senior members of her team."
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"Just..."
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"Yeah, good to hear from you. Yeah, Sue just won't do."
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"So did you hear about the hurricane?"
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"Oh, Ben, I'm sorry, I think I dialed by mistake."
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"Hello?"
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"So, Paul, do we have your business?"
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"Be a lot cheaper for me to steal your phone, but..."
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"yeah, you do."
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"- Excellent. - You do, absolutely."
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"- Okay, good. - Hey, welcome aboard."
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"- You're not going to regret this. - Thanks so much."
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"- All right. - Very excited."
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"Oh, boy, that was fucking amazing."
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"- Thank you very much. - Great work, Amy."
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"- Wait, what do you mean? - Don't worry about it."
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"She's not taking all your clients, just a couple."
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"You know, Fycorps, Killick & Company, Hemmings."
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"No, no, no. That's my holy trinity."
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"Those are my biggies. Without those, all I got is my smallies."
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"Well, spoils of war, handsome."
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"You want to go ahead and give her my parking space"
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"and my desk while you're at it?"
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"Yes, please."
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"Are you okay?"
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"- No. - What's wrong?"
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"and I got lost in some sort of a bee anecdote."
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"You listen to me. You are Beyoncé."
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"- He is backup bootie. - Ma'am."
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"- Hey, what's going on? - The storm's happening."
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"Ma'am, you've got to get back to DC faster than a speeding drunk."
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"Is North Carolina about to be blown off the map?"
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"This is a potential tragedy that could be great for you."
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"And now the weather."
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"Everyone's gonna be coming back from the campaign"
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"and this joint will be jumping again."
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"You are really excited about that, aren't you, Ben?"
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"Hell, yes. I mean, no offense meant, Sue,"
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"Both the National Weather Service"
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"and my app are saying this."
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"Right, so we'll go to DC, we'll wait for the storm to pass,"
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"and then we'll head to North Carolina."
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"Soon as the hurricane has passed,"
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"you're right there with the people in their hour of need."
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"He's crazy."
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"- I love that. - Do you?"
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"That's the way you master a disaster."
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"Hey, ma'am, I've got some issues here."
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"It's a hurricane, and that's, like, killer wind."
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"Okay, we're turning this plane around, we're heading to North Carolina."
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"A state of emergency in my state"
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"Can we wait a few hours?"
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"Well, we don't have a few hours."
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"- Hi. - Hi, Cecile."
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"Either they have the contrast turned up to max"
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"or you are looking fine."
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"Oh."
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"- Should we...? - Oh, yes, of course."
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"we have some issues of national security"
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"that have to be discussed."
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"I have had it"
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"with her category five fucking snoot."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"- I got a text from Ben. - What did he say?"
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"- What did he say? - He says he can't hear anything."
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"Just text him back."
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"See, I think it would be unfair"
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"because they would be stranded in Florida."
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"They would not be able to visit the disaster site like we could."
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