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Clips from Veep - Storms and Pancakes (S04E04)

"Let me see."
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""Four years away has given James a firm grip on the real world."
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"without yes-men and flunkies.""
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"I'm more of a lone squirrel."
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"You both need to choose bicycles for the Bike For Health event."
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"Fun fact... The Wright brothers"
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"used their bicycle repair shop to make the first airplane."
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"I knew that."
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"- Yeah, Liam. Thanks for calling back. - Get up."
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"Exactly right."
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"There is sexual tension on this bus."
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"From?"
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"Towards?"
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"- Me. - Right."
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"Did you get a load of that lone squirrel comment?"
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"- And that means? - Exactly."
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"- Exactly. - And you saw the way he crossed his legs"
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"- Totally. Totally. - Did you see that? God."
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"See, the thing is, I never..."
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"- I never told you this, but... - Yeah, yeah, yeah?"
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"- I think it was about 12 years ago. - Uh-huh."
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"- We almost... - Kissed?"
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"- Fucked. - Okay."
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"No, it's an actual hurricane."
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"And it's about to take North Carolina from behind."
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"I guess I have to get there after the hurricane's passed, right?"
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"Ma'am, we can track the storm from here. I have a weather app."
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"We'll be in touch."
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"Stay close to the Bat Phone."
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"Mike, listen."
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"about how my choosing Tom was an act of real vision"
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"and real leadership, okay?"
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"I've been pushing, ma'am, but they're gaga over Tom James."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Headline thought."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Yes."
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"- You want to see the storm? - No."
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"So quiet in here."
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"It's like a morgue full of dead librarians."
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"I happen to like the quiet, sir."
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"It allows me to get things done when I am busy like I am now."
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"Yeah, I miss everybody, even Kent."
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"Well, great struggling to talk to you."
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"Oh, God, this place has been dead"
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"Doyle, Amy, Lee, Karen, Dan."
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"I mean, this place is leaking bodies faster than a Chinese ferry."
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"You know what? Just as I was getting some responsibility, right..."
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"- Hey, Jonah. - Hey."
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"- Teddy sends a message. - No, don't you dare touch my balls."
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"A joke's not a joke"
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"unless everyone can laugh at it."
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"A bunch of fucking half-wit jokers trying to grab my balls."
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"- Hello, sir. - How are the testies, Jonah?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Put it in that pile over there with everything else."
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"I'll set fire to it later."
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"I met a single mom the other day"
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"holding down several jobs at the same time."
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"Head of the Domestic Policy Council."
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"He's super me."
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"You've lived a very interesting life."
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"You should write your memoirs."
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"I was veep, they polled other candidates,"
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"fucked me in my slack old ass."
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"- Sound like a best seller? - I'd read it."
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"Have you mentioned that moment to Tom yet?"
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"What? Are you... stop..."
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"- Yes. - Right? And you may wave if you feel"
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"The machine? You mean the bike?"
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"- Right, the bike. Sorry. - Yeah, I can't fall off, you know."
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"I don't want to break a tit. They weren't cheap."
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"Hi there."
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"- You all set? - Yes, I am."
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"- Hardly at all. - Me neither."
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"I did do the Tour of Italy 2008,"
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"but my mountain times were embarrassing."
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"- Over here, Senator. - Hey there."
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"No, I would not say Tom James is a star."
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"I would say he's a superstar."
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"And I made a good pick. Don't you think I did?"
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"- Yes, you did. - Good."
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"What do you think? Did I do a good job?"
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"I should be riding in a basket in the front like E.T."
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"You want to go ahead of me?"
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"Maybe I'm gonna come up."
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"God, this mirror doesn't work at all."
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"The only thing I can see is my eyeball."
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"Self-congratulations are in order."
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"Amy's still pissed at me."
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"It's 'cause I sent that press release out"
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"saying she resigned 'cause she's unstable."
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"She is unstable."
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"Great. Another hate text from Amy."
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""You looked sweaty on TV yesterday."
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"Welcome to the money-making machine."
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"Want to see the room where we make all the money?"
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"- Yeah, look... - They're doing a pancake breakfast?"
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"Hello, I suggested that a week ago"
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"and I was shot down like a hang glider over the Pentagon."
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"Amy, I'm offering you an incredible opportunity here, okay?"
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"So let's cut out the whole "keep her away from scissors" thing."
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"- Okay. - Yeah? Ah, Sidney Purcell."
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"I offer for your delectation one Miss Amy Brookheimer."
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"And a whiter building."
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"Well, I hope that it's a different vibe"
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"- Great. We need someone... - Selina Meyer is yesterday's news as far as I'm concerned."
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"Good, because I have a big GMJ client I need tied up"
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"then I think we're the ones to get it for him."
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"Maybe you can refer to it as the White House"
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"since some of our clients actually still like and respect that place."
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"What's he talking about? I said White House."
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"Let's get you a decaf."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"- I'm like Picasso and I'm stuck painting fences. - Yeah."
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"Senator Wilkie has been begging to see me."
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"And lots of other people want meetings, too."
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"VP Doyle's a lame duck. And you know what you do with lame animals?"
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"- You care for them. - You shoot them dead."
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"Uh, Tom, can I ask you a question?"
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"Sure."
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