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Clips from Family Guy - There's Something About Paulie (S02E02)

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Wakey, wakey, worthless domestic. Time to make the inedible gruel."
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"Blast!"
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"Peter, I'm exhausted. I've been in and outta taxis all day."
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"Stewie had a doctor's appointment, then I had to pick Meg up after school."
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"Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting."
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"All right, can the waterworks, Jackie Chan, cab 302."
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"Oh, no, Lois. A guy at work bought a car outta the paper. Ten years later, bam! Herpes."
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"Oh, look. Oh, aren't you beautiful?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, you like that, don't ya?"
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"Yeah, you're a bad little car."
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"Peter, look at this one. It's safe and reliable and we can afford it."
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"It's still there. I'm parting it on the side."
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"I am very upset with you right now."
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"- You've got 20. - Hit me."
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"I'm tired of being left out of all our decision making."
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"OK, honey."
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"By the way, I bought a chimp."
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"- Aw, shut up, Cleveland. - Wanna talk about it, champ?"
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"All because I can't afford to get our new car fixed."
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"Why don't you just get another new car?"
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"I'm just sayin' that me and my associates will steal your car,"
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"and ipso facto your insurance company'll buy you another one."
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"Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?"
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"- You can jot it down on the back of my gun. - Well, you do have an honest face."
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"- That's a fine machine, Peter. - Peter, how can we afford this?"
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"Let's just say the car was a steal."
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"- Say that again. - The car was a steal."
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"- Look, I said I'd handle it, and I did. - I suppose you did."
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"- Left turn ahead. - Spanish."
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"- Anything! - Relax, Cleveland, there is no Mob."
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"- Rita Rudner funny. - Yeah, Rita Rudner funny."
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"C'mon, Peter, the don is waiting to meet you."
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"You know, like that Dom DeLuise."
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"You want me to shoot him twice in the head."
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"He's also vile and disgusting."
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"But you, Mr Griffin, you will take him to the movies."
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"Big Fat Paulie?"
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"- Big Fat Paulie? - How dare you?"
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"- Yeah, I'm Big Fat Paulie. - Hey. Guess I've got milk."
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"Girlfriend, you know what time it is?"
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"- Home? You know, for dinner. - Oh, yeah? What are we havin'?"
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, I mean, you know, like..."
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"That'd be better than having dinner with my family who I love and am not afraid of."
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"Peter, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"I am gettin' tired of you doin' everything without consultin' me. And..."
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"- Do you mind? - As a matter of fact, I do, you crazy broad."
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"Why do I know that name? Damn you, Entertainment Tonight!"
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"Mary says yes."
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"No, Lois, kitchen."
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"He's not the kind of person I want hangin' around our family."
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"- Honey, you're overreactin'. - Will you please just listen to me for once?"
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"Big Fat Paulie? There's somethin' I gotta tell ya."
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"- What's on your mind, Petie? - Look, uh, we can't be friends any more."
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"- So, Lois is the problem, huh? - Yeah, but it's not her fault."
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"We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"
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"Willy Loman never made a lot of money,"
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"- You thought I wanted you to whack Lois? - Guilty."
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"All I gotta do is make a call."
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"I was talkin' to Big Fat Paulie the other day and one thing led to another, and..."
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"- Why, yes, I dare say that's the fellow. - Oh, let's get him."
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"Oh, Reginald."
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"I disagree."
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"A semi-automatic bunny or a hand-held bunny."
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"I've been lookin' all over for ya. Look, I gotta call off the hit on my wife."
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"- I don't know what you're talking about. - Aw, come on, you know, the don."
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"You know what? I think I will."
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"Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet."
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"- That thing? - That thing? Oh, oh, you mean that growth."
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"Yeah, I had the doctor look at that."
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"Oh. Well, what about the...?"
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"- Oh, yes, Satan. - I'm sorry, Lois. The hit's still on."
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"Happy freakin' birthday, Lois."
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"- So? - So we can ask him for a favour."
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"- Good times and bad. - So?"
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"Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone."
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"And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones."
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"Well, I would try to eat you really fast, before I got flaccid."
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"- I'll be fine. All we have to do is blend in. - No problem."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Not... not mobbed as in... you guys."
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"- Let me handle this. - Peter, I thought we were a team."
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"- Oh, can I have a piece? - Granted."
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"Peter, I'm gonna be killed. Does that mean nothing to you?"
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"Of course it does. It means everything to me."
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"- Oh, God. What have I done? - I'm not marrying you."
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"I'm not marrying you, you spoiled guinea... Whoops."
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"My daughter, what is the problem on this, the day of my daughter's wedding?"
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"Larry wants to whack someone on our honeymoon."
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"as a team. I... I learned that the hard way."
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"Yeah, that's Lois. Ah!"
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"I guess we could postpone our trip."
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"Look, I love my wife more than anything in the world."
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"Wait. We're a team. Is that OK with you? Because your opinion matters too."
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"- Yeah, it's the blue sedan. - No tip, sir."
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"Here it is."
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"- Hey, thanks for comin'. - Oh, what a horrible night."
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Whaddaya doin' lyin' on the couch at this hour? You been drinkin'?"
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"- Peter, you know I never drink. - Just like you never dodged the draft?"
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"What are you talkin' about? I'm a woman."
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"Sure you are... now."
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"I had rehearsal for Death of a Salesman, but we can't show death at school,"
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"so now at the end, we dance around with sparklers."
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"Peter, we really need a second car."
Family Guy
"Oh, but you meet such colourful characters in taxis, like Alex Rieger and Tony."
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"And that funny foreign guy, in the garage."
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"Rieger, cab 402. Nardo, you and your luscious melons are in 315."
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"No way. He's a nut job."
Family Guy
"Show some compassion for once in your miserable life."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Peter, please. I saw an ad for a used car that would be perfect."
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"I'm buying our car from a dealer and that's that."
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"Hey, I'm Doug, nice to meet ya. Whoa, have you lost weight?"
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"We were more interested in that car over there."
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"- Lois, let me handle this. - Peter, this car has dents in it."
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"And it's got a cardboard steering wheel."
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"- Yeah, just a second, honey. - And, look, there's no engine."
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