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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets Famous (S05E05)

"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"''Today will be a day like every other day.'' D'oh!"
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"It just gets worse and worse."
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"We're having a field trip today."
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"Oh! I'm sorry. I forgot."
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"I'm so much happier here."
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"Thank you, Edna, everyone. [ Clears Throat ]"
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"and escape into fantasy."
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"Class, instead of going to the box factory today..."
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"" Fifty-six boxes of bottles of beer ""
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ All Groaning ]"
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"And here it is. It all began..."
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"with the fling of Form 63 7 / A--"
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"Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy."
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"Do any of these boxes have candy in 'em?"
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"Oh, we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan."
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"- No, that has never happened. - Any popped eyeballs?"
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"I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of."
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"It's just like the other rooms."
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"Follow it. It will lead you around my desk and back out the door."
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"Mmm. Mm-hmm."
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"[ Grunts ] Hmm."
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"Ah! Do you work here, little boy?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, then, go right in, sir."
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"I'll handle this."
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"Simpson, I'm giving you until the count of three to come out."
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"One! Two! Three!"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Ay, es grande.!"
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"He might have fallen into one of these machines!"
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"in a tidal wave in Kuala La-la--''"
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"Ah, heck. Now, where am I gonna get a Danish?"
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"Good job, kid. What's your name?"
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"I reunited you with your estranged father."
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"Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care."
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"I've got a weekend job helping the poor, and I'm only eight."
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"What can poor people pay you? Nothin'!"
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"- Can I take the job? - Well--"
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"[ Groaning, Muttering ]"
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"- Buzz off, Giuseppe. - Pepe, go for the face!"
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"- [ Screeching ] - [ Screaming ]"
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"- " [ Continues ] - Help! Aah!"
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"Yes, Son. You can have an electric guitar..."
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"The birthplace of magic and enchantment."
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"I don't know what I was thinking last night."
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"- [ Chuckling ] - [ Children Cheering ]"
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"Yep. Well, that's what got me where I am today."
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"- Would you sign my picture, Krusty? - Sure, kid. Get in line."
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"Aah! There's cheese in this sandwich!"
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"Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant!"
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"Why,you little rapscallion--"
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"- Oh, show business sucks. I'm outta here. - [ Shouting Continues ]"
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"- You want me to be on the show? - It's just one line."
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"- Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead. - Dead?"
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"I am waiting for a-- Whoa!"
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"Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid."
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"And you, my young friend, do not have--"
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"He's mine! I own him and all the subsidiary rights!"
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"is the perfect place for this priceless Ming vase."
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"I didn't do it."
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"[ Laughter, Applause ]"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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""[ Techno ]"
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"Don't move, dude. This is totally a gun."
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"I, uh, didn't do it."
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"because someone has been smokin' in bed."
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"This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly."
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"I didn't do it."
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"See the boy-- five dollars. Or call him 2 4 hours a day on BartChat."
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"That little snot boy. I'd like to smack that kid!"
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"and I wanna have some intelligent stuff to talk about."
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"Don't forget to say, ''I didn't do it.''"
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"[ Male Announcer ] And now, it's time for Match Game 2034..."
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"- [ Grunts ] - the ''I didn't do it''boy..."
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"and the always lovely and vivacious head of Kitty Carlisle."
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"Hi, everybody! Let's start the game! [ Hisses ]"
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"Aah!"
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"Somebody, walk on my back."
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"Ow! Oh-- Ow!"
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"One at a time! No Teamsters!"
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"You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me."
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"- "[ Theme ] - And now, boys and girls..."
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"here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear..."
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"I didn't do it."
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"- I didn't do it. - [ Cricket Chirping ]"
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"[ Muttering ]"
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"- Finished? - It happens all the time."
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"- The next day, you're some schmo working in a box factory. - I heard that!"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Say, speaking of one-trick ponies, whatever happened to that ''I didn't do it'' kid?"
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"You'll always have them to remind you of the time..."
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"- Thanks, Mom. - And now you can go back to just being you..."
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"If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"The only one who has it easy is Marge."
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"of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?"
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"Your class isn't going."
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"You're right, Bart. School is for losers."
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"''And that's how I cured all disease, ended war..."
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"and reunited the entire cast ofTV's Facts of Life..."
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"including longtime holdout Tootie.''"
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"Ohh.! Sounds like another Pulitzer for me to polish."
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"Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize. How ironic."
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"- Come back, Lise! Come back! - Why?"
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"And now, Principal Skinner will tell us..."
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"where we'll be going on this year's field trip."
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"Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?"
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"Oh! Not the box factory again, Seymour."
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"[ All Groaning ]"
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"This may well prove fascinating."
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"I know. I'll just do like Lisa..."
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"just like you've ruined my ability to--"
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"" Fifty-six boxes of bottles of beer on the wall ""
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""Fifty-fve boxes ofbottles ofbeer on the wall ""
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"[ Laughter, Chattering ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Ho!"
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