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Clips from The Office (2005) - Koi Pond (S06E06)

"Really? Yes."
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"Really? Yes."
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"Join me, please, won't you?"
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"I'm going to give you a raise, Pam."
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"Why?"
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"Because of all the good work you've done."
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"I have the lowest sales record of anyone here."
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"Don't, no. It's not about numbers Pam,"
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"I have the worst attitude of any person here."
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"Do you want the raise or what?"
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"Yeah, I'll take it."
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"Okay, hey. Pam, Pam."
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"With this raise, there are strings attached."
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"You're bribing me?"
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"No, no. No, I am not. Unless you want me to."
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"Do you want me to?"
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"Because I will, I will bribe you."
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"No, your face is saying don't, unless I haven't offered you enough."
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"Your face isn't changing."
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"What is it? Talk to me, face."
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"Tell me what Pam's brain is thinking."
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"Come on, what do you want? What do you want?"
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"Do you want a million dollars? Do you want to hit me?"
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"I want to hit you. What?"
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"I want to hit you. I'll do that."
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"(CHUCKLES) Okay."
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"What? I don't... Are you kidding?"
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"No, are you kidding?"
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"No, I don't..."
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"All right. Come on, I'll take off my jacket"
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"and tense my stomach and you just..."
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"No, I don't think I can hit you in the office."
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"Okay."
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"So, we'll do it after work. Hmm."
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"I'm going to hit you as hard as I can."
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"Okay."
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"See you then. See you."
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"RYAN: Hey. Hi."
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"Quick question. Yeah."
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"Are you scared?"
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"Never."
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"About what? A little. What are you talking about?"
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"We heard about the punch. What punch?"
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"Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work."
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"No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now."
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"I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand"
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"(EXCLAIMS) I'm good."
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"RYAN: All right. See you there."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Do you and Pam ever get frisky? Inappropriate."
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"I mean, do you ever wrestle with each other?"
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"All the time. Really?"
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"Yeah. She's strong?"
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"She wants it bad, Michael."
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"I can. Okay."
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"And I don't support her choice to hit you."
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"I don't, either."
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"and I do understand her reasoning."
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"You got to do... Give me some time to make a decision."
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"How much time do you need? No more than a week, maybe two weeks."
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"Come on, man."
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"I heard about the hit. Just to be sure,"
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"it's off company property, right? Right."
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"Yeah, okay, I think we should probably be okay."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"(WHISPERS) And the power comes from the back foot."
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"So, it's all one motion through the body."
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"So, there's... You stay a little low and there's a twist,"
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"and you keep your shoulder down."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Okay, wait, you're saying it comes from the foot?"
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"Yes."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"He's not in the men's room, although the seat was warm,"
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"so we may have just missed him."
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"My money's on Pam."
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"It's not a fight. What other outcome could there be?"
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"How? He can't hit back."
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"Am I scared of getting hit in the face? No."
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"I'm scared I'm going to love it. Let's do this."
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"It's okay, guys. I can handle this. Everybody can go home."
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"We're here for the show, Michael."
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"Are you eating popcorn?"
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"It has almost no calories."
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"You ready?"
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"You have to keep your hands down. I know."
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"Michael, you have to keep your hands down."
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"Put your hands in your pockets."
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"Okay!"
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"Pam, Pam."
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"I'm really sorry. I'm sorry."
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"What are you sorry for? So many things."
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"I don't know, it's hard to choose."
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"How about for dating my mom?"
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"Maybe that's it."
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"And dumping her on her birthday?"
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"Yes."
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"Okay, just don't ever date a member of my family again."
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"Holy crap!"
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"Are you okay? No!"
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"You're okay."
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"Wait, why are you limping?"
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"I don't know."
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"Let's get some raw meat on that face."
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"As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming toward my face,"
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"I saw my entire life flash before my eyes."
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"And guess what? I have four kids."
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"And my wife is a runner, and it shows."
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"And Pam and Jim are my best friends, and our kids play together."
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"And I am rich and I never die."
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"It doesn't sound like much, but it's enough for me."
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"Good, good, just keep it on there for another five minutes."
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"It's cold, Dwight. Let the swelling go down."
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"Oh, thank you. Thanks. I owe you one, Dwight."
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"Fire Jim."
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"I'm cashing in the favor, fire him."
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"What are you talking... Do it."
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"Promote me. Tri-managers."
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