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Clips from American Dad! - Dungeons and Wagons (S02E02)

"Well, date night was a rousing success."
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"Me and my lady- eating steaks, drinking martinis."
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"to the proper authorities for speeding and for wastefully burning rubber."
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"Okay, babe, the show's about to start. Let's get ready."
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"- I can't believe you,re doing this over the phone. - Good-bye,Jeff."
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"Francine, I,ve told you, sandwiches should be cut in triangles..."
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"- Can't you just pretend it's an unfolded flag? - No!"
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"God, you can be such a douche."
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"Oh, crap! Steve's friends."
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"That was awesome how you killed that ice giant!"
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"Forgive me, O great and powerful Agathor!"
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"As punishment for your insolence..."
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"Walk me forward!"
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"- at the end of Batman Begins - What are you talking about?"
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"- Nighttime. - I'm not a parrot."
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"- Jeff? - I,m sorry, dude. I just had to be near Hayley."
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"That's her room, right? I just wanna feel close to her again."
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"in the entire kingdom of Krapnor."
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"Francine?"
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"Um, uh-"
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"Bad Stan!"
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"Roger!Roger, wake up!"
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"- So, what do I do? - Simple. Go find a street racer and challenge him."
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"Well, I know a muscle car is any off-the-line street vehicle..."
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"you either learn about cars, or you die."
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"Dude, what am I doing wrong?"
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"Hmm."
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"Woman you worship talking."
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"Huh. I thought we decided against that."
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"I heard there's a new bad ass driver in this mug. They call him "The Suit...."
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"Hey, look, it's the Suit!"
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"My God, I did it! I won! What a rush!"
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"I hope this is sweat."
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"I have to figure out a way to win him back from my stupid brother."
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"Your brother is not the problem. The problem is Agathor."
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"Anyway, I know how to defeat Steve."
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"Mighty Agathor..."
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"And don't forget to look in their weirdly deep orc butts."
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"- Klaus, he's gonna kill me. - Say Agathor's name backwards."
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"So I know from good."
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"Hey, Suit, you,re the bomb! All these other guys got nothing, on you. You are-"
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"I know. I guess I was wrong about who was going to kick whose ass."
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"I needed more excitement!"
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"Yes to these? Stan?"
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"Yes to these? Floor it!"
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"I do love this night air!"
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"But after what you did to your brother, you,re just heartless!"
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"that you carry all our backpacks to the arcade."
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"Yes, mighty Kubalek."
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"I can't believe this turns some people on."
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"Absolutely. All business."
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"You,re the goat- man- thingy."
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"- You got the money? - You got the manners to say hello first?"
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"Can't a brother get a "Run, Roger...?"
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"I made it!"
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"I,m alive!"
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"Now listen, if you wanna keep racing, we,ll-we,ll build a new car."
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"- A better, faster car. - No, Stan."
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"I,d love to find something in between going to the same restaurant every Friday..."
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"and being kidnapped by heavily armed skinheads."
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"We can. We can totally do that! Let's do it right now."
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"Hey, guys. Miss me?"
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"Now you shall learn the meaning of-"
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"Rohtaga."
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"And I,m not too drunk or too full for sex. Too bad it's not sex night."
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"Stan, every Friday night we go to the same restaurant and get the same steak dinner."
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"I feel like we,re in a rut."
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"A good rut, like 200 years of democracy, or a bad rut, like UNICEF?"
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"A rut with nothing exciting in it."
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"Oh, Stan, are you gonna do what I hope you,re gonna do?"
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"- What are you doing? - Writing down his license plate so I can report him..."
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"There's a war on, Francine, and it's going great."
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"- What are you doing? - It's my half of our favorite TV cuddle position."
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"- How,bout we just sit and watch? - You have the best ideas."
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"I,m gonna write that down in my journal of amazing things Hayley said, volume three."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, babe. I missed you so much I wrote a song for you."
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"- I,m dumping you. - What?"
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"You,re clingy, and you,re smothering me, and... it's over."
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"Hayley, wait. She hung up."
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"like a neatly folded flag."
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"What am I supposed to do with this rectangular monstrosity?"
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"Agathor!Agathor!"
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"That doesn't make me feel like a loser."
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"Steve, you are the king of Dragon Scuffle."
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"Peasant! I am not Steve."
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"And you, Agathor does not choose to use his muscles."
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""Tooluck nuck-nuck.... Oh, I,m sorry."
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"I,ve been locked in there for so long, I went all Nell and invented my own language."
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"What do you think that street racer we saw last night eats for lunch?"
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"I bet he measures his seasonings using a hooker's navel."
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"What an exciting life!"
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"- No. What about Francine? - What about her?"
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"You sounded like you were gonna say something important about Francine."
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"- No, don't think so. - Oh. Okay."
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"Oh, I remember. Francine is fantasizing..."
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"about the street racer you saw last night."
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"- Why would she do that? - Why would who do what?"
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"- Francine! Street racers! - Oh! Oh, right. My mind- My mind's all drifty today."
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"Anyway, you,re boring, and Francine's stuck on the street racer..."
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"- because he represents danger and thrills. - That's ridiculous!"
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"- Please, let me play. - I don't think you,re ready yet."
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"Not ready? I,ve been watching you for four years!"
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"That trick won't work on-"
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"Hayley!"
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"- Excuse me? - I,m playing Dragon Scuffle online with my friends."
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"I,ve spent four years developing him into the most dangerous fighter..."
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"Don't you feel like you,re kind of missing out on your actual life?"
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"See, the problem is that in the real world, things often suck."
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"But when I,m Agathor, there is no pain, no wedgies, no heartache."
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"Only victory."
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"Wow. I,m really intrigued."
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"Although, that could just be the Intriguinol I took this morning."
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"- Stan? - That's 2 Fast2 Furious."
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"Which means you,ve already seen the first one."
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"It's true. You,re bored of me, aren't you?"
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"This is all just a dream you,re having."
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"I represent your father."
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"You never lived up to the goals I set for you."
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"Needy."
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