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Clips from Family Guy - Lois Kills Stewie (S06E06)

"We now go live to Ollie Williams recapping the events"
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"- What happened last time, Ollie? - Stewie killed Lois!"
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"- Then what? - Peter got blamed!"
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"- How? - Wasn't really dead!"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"You gotta tell me everything that happened."
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"but tomorrow night I wanna hear all about it."
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"Peter, didn't you hear what I said? Stewie tried to kill me!"
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"who treated my wounds and carried me to safety."
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"What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy."
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"Unfortunately, I was suffering from total amnesia"
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"Over the next several months, I developed a relationship"
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"Peanuts and Jews."
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"No, but Jews are bad."
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"- Hello? This is dispatch, go ahead."
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"No, I haven't, Officer, but I sure will keep my eyes open."
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"- Mr. Superman no here. - Well, we're looking for a missing..."
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"I... No. No, I have no money."
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"- That was an owl? - Yes."
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"- Look, look! Do you like it? - Yes!"
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"Yes, Joe, everything's fine."
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"I've always thought you were handsome."
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"Come on, that meant a lot to him."
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"Ha-ha-ha, just kidding about the handsome thing."
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"- I'm not sure... - I'll do it."
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"Hey, Griffins, just checking in."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?"
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"- I got a Sears card. - They're doing pretty well, huh?"
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"It won't be long before the police notice Cleveland's disappearance."
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"I'll be as big as I should have been when I was on American Idol."
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"I don't mind not knowing What I'm headed for"
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"When I'm lost in your eyes"
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"- One of the worst I've ever heard. - Okay."
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"but you're just not right for this competition."
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"I don't even care. They don't know what they's talking about."
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"- while we're here tied up like this? - What?"
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"We should come up with a totally bogus rumor about a celebrity."
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"Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot"
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"and choke him while he masturbates in the shower."
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"- What is it? What did you do? - You almost shot me, you son of a bitch!"
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"What does this do?"
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"You'll need CIA credentials, Brian. What do you want your alias to be?"
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"Great day to be protecting freedom, wouldn't you say?"
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"Do you know what I heard this morning?"
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"while he masturbates in the shower."
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"Once I locate the proper code sequence,"
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"I now control the entire planet's power grid,"
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"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message"
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"Greetings, loyal minions."
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"Good gravy!"
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"Brian, come here."
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"You're banning straight-to-video Disney films?"
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"Number one, number two."
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"Number one, number two."
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"The following laws will go into effect immediately."
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"Origami keeps my hands busy and my mind off sex."
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"In addition, from this day forward,"
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"Look, Hilary, all I know is, it's breakfast time,"
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"to get the same nutritional value in one bowl of Total?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Also, as I've had quite enough of the fat man,"
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"Yeah, I'd like to make a deposit. What the hell?"
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"I warn you, I am quite prepared to make an example"
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"As someday it may happen That a victim must be found"
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"I've got a little list I've got a little list"
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"Of society offenders Who might well be underground"
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"They'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed"
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"He's got them on the list He's got them on the list"
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"And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed"
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"There's the guy behind the news reporter Waving like a fool"
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"And the fat kid smiling warmly While he's peeing in the pool"
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"For ending The Sopranos With a fucking cut to black"
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"I don't think they'd be missed I'm sure they'd not be missed"
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"And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed"
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"And the smarty on Thanksgiving Who says it's the tryptophane"
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"There's the blonde who tells you loudly With a voice just like a knife"
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"They'd none of them be missed"
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"I brought Stewie into this world. It's time for me to take him out."
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"All right, sir, your presidential portrait is finished."
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"Why would I even be talking to a chicken?"
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"I can't do it. You're a terrible, evil child, but you're still my baby,"
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"Well, that works out perfectly, because I can hurt you."
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"I'll have what she's having."
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"That's better."
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"Yes, well, you said I didn't have it in me to kill Lois,"
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"so I was just running a simulation to find out exactly how killing her"
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"in the simulation didn't really happen or even matter."
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"only to find out that none of it really happened..."
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"I mean, you don't think that would be just like a giant middle finger to them?"
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"I don't know, man. I think you piss a lot of people off that way."
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"He shot me point-blank right on the deck of the cruise ship."
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"I would have been dead if it hadn't been for a passing merman"
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"It sounds romantic, I know,"
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"but unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be."
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"- I wish to make love to you. - Oh, no, thank you."
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"Yeah, but this is sort of the opposite."
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"Like, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different."
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"Hey! Hey! No. No, no, no. Spit him out! Jeffrey! Spit him out now!"
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"And Mike, you spit out Timmy!"
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"That's how I found out he was a white supremacist."
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"who have agreed to bring cookies for next week's punch social."
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"Just remember, you two, Fred is allergic to peanuts."
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"You know, it's remarks like that that started the Holocaust,"
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"and I know none of us want that to happen again."
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"Mom! Dad! Stewie's gone!"
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"Don't worry, Lois, we'll catch him. Hobey, radio for backup."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh..."
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"We need more cars"
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"Have you seen this child?"
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"What is it?"
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"The police. Looks like I got some explaining to do."
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"No, but how could I help you, Officer?"
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"We're looking for this baby. Have you seen him?"
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"No, but I'll let you know if I see anything."
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"No, Mr. Superman, he no is here."
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"Yeah, okay. Well, can you just give him this flier?"
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"No, no."
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"Boy, I sure hope they find him. Otherwise, we're all gonna be..."
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