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Clips from The Venture Bros. (2003) - Animation (S01E01)

"The poor guy sleeps in my closet."
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"Oh, speak of the dickweed."
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"Yeah. You told them?"
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"No!"
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"Brock, kick his butt!"
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"So what was he like in the olden days?"
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"Your things belong on your side of the room."
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"Yeah, well, you don't make the rules, fella."
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"You might be a big shot in your own country..."
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"Then you leave me with no choice but to..."
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"Who cuts his hair, the Incredible Hulk?"
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"You want to see eyebrows, come to my creative writing class."
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"about monarch butterflies."
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"Total closet-case!"
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"OK, this is just getting nuts."
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"It was Michael's last wish..."
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"that he be escorted to his eternal resting place..."
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"by those who were closest to him in life."
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"if you would, please."
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"Nope."
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"I'm thinking we bust out the hover bikes..."
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"Hear me out, Dean-o. You're a smart kid and all..."
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"but you're not a wartime consigliore."
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"Say no more, lads."
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"Team Venture is on the case."
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"Just you sit tight, and I'll summon the others."
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"Kiki, lay out my traveling suit and fetch my walking stick."
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"A quest is afoot."
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"Kano, you stalwart old man-mountain, we're needed once again."
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"Master Rusty's in trouble!"
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"Salutations."
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"Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?"
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"More room in the Kingdom for us."
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"You're too old."
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"What the hell pads do you think?"
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"My action man uniform knee pads."
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"Oh, those."
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"What does it look like I'm doing here?"
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"You did this, didn't you?"
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"As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson."
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"to lock myself in a dungeon chained to an albino."
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"It's really you!"
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"Son of a gun, you really surprised me."
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"Good day to you."
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"Colonel Horace Gentleman, R.A.F., M.I. 5, et cetera..."
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"We spoke on the watch."
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"Kano, master of the martial arts."
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"Careful, lad."
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"How you doing?"
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"I had it brought in special from the State University dining hall."
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"Mike, it's nice to see you're not dead and all..."
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"but are you going to tell us..."
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"Enjoy."
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"We love you, Mike."
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"Notice anything familiar about them?"
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"Now quit screwing around, Mike. What's this about?"
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"You made Leslie Cohen robots."
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"To have sex with, Pete."
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"I loved her!"
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"Because of the restraining order..."
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"and because I need to make you all pay for what you did to me."
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"Who took your father?"
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"Was it the Velvet Phantom? The Invisible Fist?"
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"And we don't care, we just want to find Pop and Brock."
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"in one of your father's molars when he was just a kid."
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"about once a fortnight."
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"Why, I remember one time..."
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"I believe it was during the case of the Metal Mandingo..."
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"Gas! We're being attacked."
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"Simba? Honey?"
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"Sure, I know what you're thinking, he looks like a Dracula."
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"You like it?"
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"Ah, you're right, Underbheit."
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"Right, Underbheit."
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"It's oregano!"
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"You've been smoking a lie, you tiny fool."
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"Give it up."
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"Allergic... oregano."
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"Good."
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"Relax, lads."
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"Despite his racial handicap, Kano here is a crackerjack pilot."
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"Why, he can land her on a puffin..."
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"or a smurf."
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"You know, if you're interested in a longer life..."
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"- Really? - Great!"
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"- Where is he? - Ow. Where is who?"
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"Who do you work for?"
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"I don't think time machines figure into this caper."
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"This is, after all, the same university young Rusty attended twenty years ago."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Jonas made us move his stuff in here."
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"Young Rusty most probably removed his own tooth..."
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"Sorayama?"
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"I'm your host, the ever popular Pete White."
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"And he writes, "Leslie..."
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""I masturbate furiously to your picture every night."
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"Not by a long shot, Pete."
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"Go ahead and laugh while you can, Rusty."
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"Gadzooks, you think I would have remembered that one..."
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"from the Mystery of the Old Fake Coffin."
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"Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?"
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"OK, gentlemen, here's the plan."
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"OK, my barbarian swings his +3 battle axe."
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"No."
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"Looks like Leslie Cohen, huh?"
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"I want to seduce her."
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"with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?"
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"How do you explain what happened the next morning?"
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"I did no such thing!"
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"I didn't lose my virginity till I was twenty-four."
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"Leslie bots, assemble!"
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"Oh, this is going to be a fitting punishment for that big bully."
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"the night of our last D&D game."
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"he'd been thrown off the football team that very day..."
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"for accidentally killing Tommy the quarterback..."
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"Hey!"
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"Finally!"
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"Medical assistance..."
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"Leslie, Leslie..."
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