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Clips from Family Guy - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (S07E07)

"Wow, Brian, slow down, man."
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"We're making money now and besides this place ain't no bad."
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"Only V drink of Mr. Peter Lawford."
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"Who's Peter Lawford?"
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"What am I hitting on Lou Costello here?"
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"Who's Lou Costello?"
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"Geez, what the hell's with this broads(?)?"
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"Look at you two, taxes in the night club?"
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"Got, you're more out of place than Prince was on Price's right."
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"Three-fifty."
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"- I'm sorry? - Three--"
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"Can you speak up, please."
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"Three-fifty."
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"All right and the actual retail price of the dining room said is"
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"- three hundred fifty dollars. - Yeeeah."
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"Peter, wake up!"
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"Oh, Lois, I've just had a weirdest dream"
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"that Louis Black told jokes that was so funny he had to shout them so everyone could hear."
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"Peter, you got to stay awake, the Spelling Bee's tomorrow."
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"Shpoople!"
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"Don't be said, Paiter. That's why they call it shpoople."
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"God, we look like idiots."
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"He-hey, that's more like it. Where'd you get the threads?"
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"We went to Barney's, I heared that's where all the famous people shop for skinny leg jeans."
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"These are the thightest penis-compressing and"
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"sperm-killing and testicles-grippinest jeans I ever tried on."
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"- Hey, how is it hanging, Dakota? - What's up, New Bedford?"
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"You look like rappers but you're not black so that's the perfect 'em out of danger."
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"God, hell. You guys get to know each other."
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"I'm sorry but we've been over this before. We don't serve your kind here."
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"You're gonna hear from my lawyer."
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"Yeah! You know, I would welcome that."
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"I would welcome the opportunity to hear from a lawyer that represents a gazelle."
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"What's his name?"
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"And I'll tell you something about Dean Martin."
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"He was the only guy on the golf course who had a five iron with the cork on the end of it."
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"So, who wants to come back to hotel and take a wack at my genitals?"
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"Hang on, girls, I'll get you a couple of appletinies."
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"This is going great, Franck! This club and this closes"
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"My god, there's nothing that could stop us."
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"Hey, party people, I'm ready to get 86"
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"- Andy Dick! - Oh, no!"
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"C'mon, let's get out of here."
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"As soon as that guy shows up anyplace, it gets a worse rapped than John Wilkes Booth."
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"Stupid hat, damn it."
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"I paid fifteen cents for this ticket."
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"No, he didn't."
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"God! Could he be anymore annoying?"
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"Ah, hey, stop!"
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"Tomme-e-e-e, ha-ha-ha."
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"Hey, hey, you're welcome, ha-ha-ha."
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"[Quahog Civic Center] [District Spelling Bee]"
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"Our next spelling bee contestant is"
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"Omar Maha-- Jarif-- Faa"
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"Something september-eleventy."
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"All right, Omar, your word is candy."
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"Candy: C-A-N-D-Y."
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"Candy."
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"That's correct."
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"Our next contestant is Peter Griffin."
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"Peter, your word is tree."
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"Can you use it in a sentence, please?"
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"There's a tree by the lake."
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"Huh-- Can you use it in a dirty sentence?"
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"I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak-tree"
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"where I asphyxiate myself at the same time I watch them having sex with each other."
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"T-R-E-E"
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"- Tree. - Correct."
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"We're now down to our final two competitors."
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"Omar, you'll be going first. Your word is--"
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"coagulate"
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"C--"
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"O--"
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"A-G"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Omar. But you could spell buckscutter."
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"I'm nine years old and I'm indian."
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"All right, Peter, if you spell your next word correctly, you'll win the competition."
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"Your word is-- lesbians."
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"Can you use it in the sentence?"
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"The two lesbians are going shopping."
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"Can you use it in a dirty sentence?"
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"The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided marade(?) leads."
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"Damn."
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"Wait! Can you use it in a labelist sentence?"
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"Gillian Anderson and Helen Hunt are lesbians."
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"- L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S - Correct!"
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"I did it, Lois. My god, I did it."
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"You sure did, Peter, I'm so proud of you."
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"Way to go, dad."
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"Yeah, you're a smart fella, dad."
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"Let's go home."
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"[Pawtucket brewery]"
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"Angela, I did it, I finished the third grade."
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"I'm ready for my promotion."
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"Griffin, you blew up a children's hospital, you're going to jail."
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"What?"
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"What, you think, everyone just forgot about that?"
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"Nineteen childred died, Peter."
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"Mr. Griffin, this court finds you guilty."
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"and sentences you to seven days in prison."
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"You'll be out next sunday at nine."
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"God! I can't believe we bought this ridiculous clothes for a club that didn't even last."
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"Hey, come on, we had a great seventy-two hour run and in this business that's all you can ask for."
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"Besides, I've already opened a new club that's even more exclusive than this one."
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"Really? Where is it?"
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"I think that's a beat we can all done, Stu."
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"Wow, I weirdly feel a lot better."
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"Sounds good to me."
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"On the western side of Quahog"
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"if you care to come along"
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"there's a club that's so exclusive"
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"that a line is ten miles long"
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"Where the douchebags come to party"
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"and to spend their fathers cash"
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"just to take home slutty women"
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"and then wake up with the rash"
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"yeah, they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash"
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"Take me out to pLace tonight"
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"where the ...(?) keep our tight"
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"and the guys in hooded sweatshirts"
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