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Clips from Family Guy - Chris Cross (S11E11)

"No, I... I wanted to apologize."
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"She sounds like an angel."
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"Did you see his shoes?"
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"as a door-to-door vacuum salesman."
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"and, to top it off, some mustard mixed with feces."
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"♪ Spread your tiny wings and fly away ♪"
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"But really we're terrible for everyone."
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"Oh, no, did Dave not make it?"
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"But where do I put it?"
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"Those... those are different lost boys."
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"You want to be a puppet?"
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"But I miss you."
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"♪ Family Guy 11x13 ♪ Chris Cross Original Air Date on February 17, 2013"
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"That kid was Indian and 11 years old."
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"It's like her voice is putting my entire body in her mouth."
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"Look, Chris, I'm sorry, but money's tight right now."
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"Oh, crap, I forgot the vacuum."
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"I'm a different kind of winner."
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"Listen, I saw you steal money from Mom's purse."
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"Eh, she's right. I'm a horrible person."
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"who really like dive bars and really need you to know it."
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"Why? That music is complete crap."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to make"
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"you have to read what's on this index card."
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"Your eye just looks like a ping-pong ball."
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"(screaming)"
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"♪ I sold my soul"
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"♪ And held me up"
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"Hey, I'm just glad you enjoyed it."
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"Okay, good night, Mr. Herbert."
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"♪ He always sings..."
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"Oh, don't worry, Mom."
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"Chris, what did you do with my video tapes?"
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"Because I was into her first."
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"Would you like to come in?"
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"(muffled grunts)"
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"It's a three-hour drive to that cabin."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"to be talking about variables."
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"Mine just happens to be a hot Brazilian woman's."
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"Last year it was all about being overweight"
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"Yeah, gain some weight, will ya?"
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"♪ Where it came from on that day ♪"
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"What a woman."
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"Uh, two more Cokes, please."
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"Could you excuse me?"
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"They're so much better than regular bars"
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"Yeah, neither does a soft summer breeze,"
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"And that's it?"
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"Really? Is it that hard?"
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"♪ To face the world"
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"And I'm sure Buzz Lightyear"
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"I'll just go tell Mom and Dad about the money"
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"Who are you going to turn to?"
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"Do you mind if I live with you?"
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"CHRIS: Sorry."
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""Nephew Somersault Compilation.""
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"like free on a Tuesday at 3:00 p.m."
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"Do you like tapas?"
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"I see."
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"As a singer, I've been blessed"
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"Then sing for your life, puppet. Come on."
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"I am not going to cook you dinner"
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"Okay, I'll go."
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"But I want you to know,"
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"Thanks, Meg. I miss you, too."
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"we both have pretty crappy lives."
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"we can't turn on each other."
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"♪ Just one touch and then it happens every time ♪"
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"Busted."
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"I've got quirky taste."
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"(on TV): ♪ Love lift us up where we belong... ♪"
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"to something so amazing."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Are you whistling "Snowbird"?"
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"what a huge fan I am."
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"I said a lot of stupid things I didn't mean, Chris."
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"(keypad beeping)"
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"I love this place. I love dive bars."
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"Oh, no, there's a lot more things"
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"and I did your homework."
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"Like what?"
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"No, no. See, what I hear, is that the woman"
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"My little Stewie likes Anne Murray."
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"when you're buying potatoes or scraping your heels"
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"Well, that depends. On what?"
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"carries Debra Winger out of the paper mill,"
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"I just know it will."
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"Chris, I'm blind."
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"You know the line, "Now I feel such emptiness within"?"
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"Hey, you know, that was really cool"
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"Yeesh, I'm really kind of busy."
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"I'm going to run away and no one will ever see me again."
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"(doorbell rings) Let's flip for it, or..."
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"You don't even have any friends."
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"comes before "Napping, Various"?"
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"Yeah."
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"Running, throwing, lifting big things."
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"♪ I cried a tear"
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"All right, good."
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"No, Carl, I'm looking for Chris."
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"Can I get you anything else?"
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"when I want to."
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"(high-pitch): what?"
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"so you need to help me."
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"and beyond?"
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"both mental and physical."
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"She didn't write any of her songs."
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"♪ And if I could, you know that I would fly away with you ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, if I could, you know that I would fly-i-i-i-i ♪"
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"Well, Anne Murray feels old."
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"♪ Laugh and cry"
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"Just a bunch of cards that say, "I farted on your car,""
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"a mystery song for me."
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"Oh, um, I-I-I think he got up early."
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"(gunfire, men shouting on TV)"
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"How about, I won't tell Mom and Dad about the money"
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"Can't you just cook something here?"
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"I don't care, tell them."
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