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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Does a Puzzle! (S03E03)

"Are those my corns, dear heart?"
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"But you know what?"
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"- These are much too dry. - Oh."
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"Let me get some corn juice to baste them with."
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"Oh!"
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"Thank you, Titus."
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"You are like a son to me."
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"Okay, Mommy. Eat your corns."
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"certain that by now, she'd be in the infirmary."
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"Oh! Titus."
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"Have you seen Miss Warwick?"
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"How could you possibly know?"
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"Mm."
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"Why does it smell like a hot tub in here?"
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"It's my time now!"
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"You're a monster!"
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"- ...and sprayed and sprayed. - I treated you like a son!"
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"Like a son!"
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"but it turned out I wasn't only spraying them."
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"My final performance was my greatest."
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"But it will go unremembered."
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"223 if you count the sound guys, which I do not."
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"I was contractually obligated to help during a medical emergency,"
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"and I was like, "No, thanks.""
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"Okay. You made a mistake."
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"People make mistakes."
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"Like picking a bunch of board games out of the trash"
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"So..."
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"You."
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"That's the missing puzzle piece."
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"Okay, yeah, but technically,"
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"Oh, yes, it did!"
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"You are the most selfish person I have ever met."
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"And I was imprisoned for 15 years by a lunatic!"
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"-What? -Later."
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"Fudge this. Fudge this whole thing raw!"
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"You know what, Titus?"
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"I meant it when I said I only wanted good people in my bunker."
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"You mean "funker.""
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"I don't anymore."
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"I'm not sure you're a good person."
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"No, Trevor Millionaire can stay!"
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"I'm kicking me out of here!"
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"Oh, no, Kimmy, don't go."
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"I am gonna crash with my friends at Columbia."
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"Have a nice life."
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"You know I don't!"
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"You know, some people say global warming is a hoax"
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"perpestrated by the Chinese,"
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"Because why would Xi Jinping"
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"want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex?"
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"To what end?"
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"Not to be the rich guy, but I can't tell what's trash or not."
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"Give me a break. You never used this room."
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"That was just a different water bug who got trapped in a Kleenex."
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"Throw these away, though, right?"
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"- Those are prescription! - Smart."
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"Don't you remember how things used to be before Kimmy?"
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"Mm."
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"We screamed at each other two to three hours a day,"
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"and you never had a good job,"
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"and people thought you were autistic"
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"'cause you wore those New Year's glasses everywhere."
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"I chose to hear "artistic.""
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"If Kimmy was here right now,"
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"she would tell you to beg Kimmy to come back."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, what would she say to you?"
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"She'd say I shouldn't screw things up with Artie"
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"just because I'm afraid I'm not as good as his dead wife,"
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"and she'd tell me I'm perfect the way I am."
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"And I would believe her because that sweet dummy,"
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"if she loves us,"
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"Ah, damn it all to hell."
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"Now I have to take Artie upstairs and bang him."
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"He's probably gonna cry after,"
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"which'll just set the cats off again."
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"she makes us both better people."
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"And Kimmy can never know this,"
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"but I did eat a dolphin."
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"I need my Kimmy."
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"-Yeah! -Heavenly Father!"
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"-I need my Kimmy! -Oh."
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"-No. -You're gonna be."
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"and we're gonna sing an original song"
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"that, interestingly enough, was written by no one."
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"You can totally stay here."
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"We'll just tell them you're our Emotional Support Human."
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"What?"
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"I used too big a rock!"
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"Yeah, to rub your feet and wash your cereal bowls"
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"and go refill your MetroCard when you "literally can't right now.""
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"No. I need you 'cause you're my conscience."
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"You make me a better person."
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"You have to learn to be a good person on your own, Titus."
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"But I'm not there yet."
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"I absorb niceness from your umbilicals."
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"Don't abort me! This is taking a weird turn."
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"What will it take to make you come home?"
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"Please!"
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"In the winter?"
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"You know what I want."
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"-Good night, everybody! -Good night!"
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"I did the worst thing any human being can do."
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"or drink..."
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"until everything was white."
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"The ocean."
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"Your butt!"
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"'cause when we die on this thing,"
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"the news is gonna say,"
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"leave me be."
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"I am Dionne Heffalumpin' Warwick!"
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"Even your mama didn't come to..."
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"that were already washed away in the storm."
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"That's terrific, Benny."
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"the Morey's Pier Wild Mouse Ride,"
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"I'm just saying."
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"Like that World War II picture of the sailor assaulting a nurse."
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"Fun fact: he was only pretending to be a sailor."
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"Oh. No, you can't go."
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