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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Does a Puzzle! (S03E03)

"-right, Titus? -Too soon."
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"Rule number four: no fighting."
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"Because the final rule is no mind games."
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"Only board games."
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"So let's have fun!"
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"Now, who likes Monopoly?"
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"What?"
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"I'm just being my hilarious self"
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"now that my soul isn't burdened with its darkest secrets."
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"I'm so excited to say that here,"
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"and a ten-foot party hoagie with extra gabbagool."
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"Dang it! All of these are missing pieces."
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"The tweezers from Operation."
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"And Clue is missing the rope, which is, like, the fourth best weapon."
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"I mean, you can't spell "funker" without fun games,"
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"Jackpot!"
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"This puzzle is still in the shrink-wrap,"
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"Thank you, Mr. Bruce Springsteen,"
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"I hope it does. I hope it does."
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"with New Jersey-specific lyrics."
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"-- Oh! Uh-oh."
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"What are we going to do in the dark?"
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"What's that noise?"
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"Is Chuck Schumer eating soup in here?"
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"Don't worry. I'm prepared for this."
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"Get ready to get friggin' cozy."
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"what Dionne Warwick was so jealous of in your imagination."
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"Oh, I don't think Titus wants to talk about the cruise anymore."
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"That only applies to my secret shame, Kimberly."
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"Artie's asking about my public glory."
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"The musical was Mahogany."
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"that means I sang with the chorus,"
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"which I did not do."
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"You should praise Jesus,"
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"Titus, you make Patti LaBelle sound like Barry White."
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"- Oh. - And I should know."
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"Because I've done EpiPens on both of them."
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"I would sit at her feet, taking in her wisdom,"
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"like how when you forget the lyrics, you just say..."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Not now."
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"I love a slide. Oof. Ugh."
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"You never want to go near the water on these boats, Titus,"
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"They're basically un-flushed toilets."
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"Miss Warwick, I think we should cancel today's performances."
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"My little Titus can go on in my place."
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"-He's ready. -Me?"
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"Miss Dionne, I-I don't know what to say."
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"Sing."
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"I went on"
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"as a gender-blind Tracey Chambers"
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"for the next two days,"
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"but everyone's fine."
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"Oh, boy!"
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"Ha! Who was she?"
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"Just one more to go."
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"This can't be happening."
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"It was brand-new in the plastic and everything."
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"It's like at a motel when they put that piece of paper across the toilet seat."
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"Oh, yeah, like it's a new toilet or something."
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"What are we, idiots?"
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"Kimmy! If they keep doing that, I'm leaving!"
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"No one's allowed to leave!"
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"No. That's the bunker."
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"This is the funker!"
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"No one wants to leave because we're having too much fun."
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"Titus, help me find that stupid puzzle piece."
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"And you two, get in the box!"
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"No. Get your giggles out!"
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"All right, come on!"
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"Yes!"
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"Okay! Yeah!"
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"Seven minutes in heaven! Okay. Yes."
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"Where is it? Titus, look for it."
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"Help me look for it."
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"Okay? It has to be here."
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"Seven minutes in heaven."
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"When was the last time you played this?"
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"Nineteen eighty-nine, but Bill Cosby didn't know I'd switched the soups."
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"To be honest, I don't do a lot of cardio anymore."
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"The lights work for you."
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"-You look pretty. -Aw, you're nice."
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"I haven't been with anybody nice since my husband died."
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"I haven't been with anybody since my wife died."
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"Oh, foop."
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"Did I say something wrong?"
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"Was it the-- the dead wife part?"
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"No, it's just,"
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"Memories are always better than it really was."
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"Like, when you're a baby, you love breast milk,"
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"Any luck?"
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"The top and bottom are both smooth innies,"
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"and the left nubbin is smaller than the right one,"
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"What do you mean, what kind of stuff would she do?"
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"and you're thinking, "Well, my dead wife would've choked me harder.""
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"I shouldn't have taken that Viagra."
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"Lillian. It's fine."
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"I have a rep to protect, though."
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"Yowza!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Hurricane Tammi-with-an-I continues to wreak havoc"
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"The Coast Guard has closed the Port of New York"
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"and ordered all vessels out to sea."
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"Bad news for passengers on Carnivore Cruise Lines' Ocean Skank,"
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"seen here earlier this morning."
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"- What? -"
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"You lied."
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"the-- the Skank Kink shidn't--"
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"Dang it!"
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"-Aaayyy. -We did stuff."
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"So there was no fire, was there?"
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"Was everything you told us a lie?"
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"No! I was the lead in Mahogany."
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"But then..."
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"Oh, Miss Dionne."
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"Yes, baby Ti-ti."
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"Oh, and God bless you for understudying me."
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"You're going on."
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"I'm going back to the chorus, singing group lines"
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"and doing that dance where I have to count out loud."
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