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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Does a Puzzle! (S03E03)

"Get down here, bitch."
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"Titus, what happened on that cruise?"
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"I ate Dionne Warwick!"
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"Oh, you did not eat Dionne Warwick!"
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"You land people can't understand what the sea can do to a man."
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"I was on that lifeboat for I don't know how many days,"
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"with nothing to eat..."
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"but delicious, savory seawater."
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"Titus!"
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"Warwick burn!"
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"You better have a birthmark or a library card, honey,"
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""Grammy Award-Winner Dionne Warwick"
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"and Unknown Sneaky Fool Found Dead.""
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"Please, Miss Dionne,"
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"Titus..."
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"Don't look at me like I'm a giant turkey leg, boy!"
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"Titus, you're a nobody."
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"The days went on like this."
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"I ate my own fingernails."
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"I ate $10,000 worth of my paychecks."
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"I ate Hot Beef..."
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"And Miss Dionne only grew more and more belligerent."
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""Hey, everybody! I'm Titus!""
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"Start with my feet so my face can watch you choke."
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"I tried to sleep. I tried to die."
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"But I was awakened by... the sound."
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"No, you did not."
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"She's alive, Titus."
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"She's hosting a telethon right now for the parts of New Jersey"
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"Big Naturals is donating"
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"water to refill New Jersey's many above-ground pools."
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"-You come to work in a tank top. -Titus! Look!"
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"Please give whatever you can."
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"Hurricane Tammi-with-an-I has already ravaged"
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"some of the most beautiful parts of New Jersey:"
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"the Solstice Sunglasses Outlet,"
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"So call the number on your screen"
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"while I sing this lost gem"
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"that was written exclusively for me"
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"by one Mr. Burt Bacharach."
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"Usually, you say you didn't eat something"
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"but you did... like that soap I got."
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"It looked like a shell."
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"This is great news."
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"You didn't do a terrible thing!"
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"Never. This makes no sense."
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"I can still taste the bronze of her earrings."
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"So I guess when I passed that tooth last month..."
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"it was my tooth."
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"And it fell out because of stress"
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"and never, ever flossing in the back."
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"And let's not forget scurvy."
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"What a year I'm having!"
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"Wait. You guys are friends now?"
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"Oh, far more than friends."
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"We just made out in the street."
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"Yeah, so we can't stay long."
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"- Ruff. - Mm."
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"I bought water and food, and we can play these games."
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"These say they're for all ages,"
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"And it'll be fun!"
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"Just good friends and great oldies."
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"This is my bunker, and it's gonna be"
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"a positive bunkering experience."
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"Oh, when Kimmy was a kid, she--"
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"You want to replace your old, bad experience"
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"I went back to Vietnam in the early '80s"
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"and had a lovely time."
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"Now when I wake up screaming,"
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"it's about how good the food was."
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"Great example, Mr. Goodman."
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"And what's gonna make this a good bunker is we get to choose who's in here with us."
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"And I want you and Lillian to stay."
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"--Porno with dead animals?"
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"Girl, that's so much worse than what it actually is!"
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"Well, I'm always wrong the other way!"
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"Oh."
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"Ladies and gentlemen."
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"You know, we were trying to do one of them-- them quick changes"
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"but I got stuck."
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"But you know what?"
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"I'm having a sense memory of my own birth..."
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"just how eager I was to leave the vaginal canal"
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"Hey."
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"We'd be on the lam together."
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"No. I don't think I could be friends with you anymore."
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"Like Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney after they fought over that girl."
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"-You don't mean that. -I mean..."
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"I don't say anything when you pretend to be pregnant"
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"I let you propose to me in the park so people will clap at you."
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"so you can hit on bored husbands."
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"But murder?"
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"So... you, like, have a line?"
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"and one gerbil."
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"They were your babies, Mrs. Furfur."
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"and now we don't ever have to speak again of the Ocean Skank or the lifeboat"
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"or how, when you're on a cruise ship, the toilet is in your shower"
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"The Ocean Skank sank so fast, it wasn't even on the news."
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"The Ocean Skank sank. The Ocean Skank sank."
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"Uh-uh! Uh-uh!"
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"Yeah, like in the movies,"
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"That. Ugh!"
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"It's the barometric pressure."
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"Kimmy, if I wanted to see old people get all worked up,"
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"But if those two can't keep it in their stretch pants, I'm leaving."
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"Aww, he's just jealous"
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"we'll kill each other."
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"I didn't want any rules, but maybe having a few rules"
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"Everyone talks too fast."
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"I know. It's like being at a party in the '80s."
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"Okay. Rule number one."
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"I think it's great that we have a loving, consensual relationship in our bunker,"
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"but let's try to keep it PG."
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"Okay, so no tobacco use,"
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"and I can go topless as long as it's violent."
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"Got it."
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"Rule number two."
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"Share everything."
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"No bad guys!"
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