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Clips from Scrubs - Our Stuff Gets Real (S09E09)

"You know, I haven't cut you at all yet, but I'm gonna get in there tomorrow."
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"Lucy, we're friends. It would be an honor."
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"Oh, Ben, that's so sweet."
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"Uh, yeah. I thought I heard that you were supposed to talk to it."
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"Like a plant, so that it'll, you know, grow."
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"- What are you doing here? - (CHUCKLES) Oh."
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"I saw the light on 'cause, you know, I was over in my office working."
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"'Cause I work at night, you know."
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"J.D. ON WALKIE-TALKIE: I counted to 50."
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"Ready or not, here I come."
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"(WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)"
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"You didn't see me, all right? I wasn't here."
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"- You'll do great tomorrow. - Thanks, Ben."
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"Hello, wife-face."
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"Your shift is over and I'm taking you on a babymoon."
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"A babymoon is a vacation you and your loved one take"
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"right before your baby comes out of your special area."
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"And the resort I found is amazing."
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"They have horseback riding and jet-skiing."
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"Is there also a punching-each-other- in-the-stomach contest?"
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"'Cause that's another thing that I can't do."
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"Well, we could have hotel sex. You like that."
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"We could do girl hair with our towels."
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"We can turn the temperature all the way down to 50"
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"and then crank it back up to 80."
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"- Shall we go? - Yeah, let's go."
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"(ELLIOT CHUCKLING)"
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"Whether it's a pen that represents your mortality..."
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"J. D: A suitcase that mocks your one last gasp of coupledom..."
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"Wait, what are we doing? J.D., this is ridiculous."
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"We can't go on a babymoon right now."
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"All right, Lucy Bennett, you're up."
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"Let's see if you can bring it home for the team."
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"I'm sorry, Dr. Turk, I can't do this."
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"Turk said that once the kid's born, our lives are gonna change forever."
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"Yeah, Turk also said that Knight Rider was a documentary."
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"It's based on fact, Elliot. Everybody knows that."
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"Plus, once the kid's born, you're gonna be obsessed."
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"what she's gonna wear on her first day of school."
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"I wore this suede fringe outfit because of that movie Can't Buy Me Love."
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"Oh, J.D., it's the most amazing film."
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"Fade in, Patrick Dempsey, a fresh-faced nerd..."
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"J.D., I know that some couples"
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"but we're not gonna be like that. We're different."
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"and not fight the first year of marriage."
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"You did the laundry and you put my work socks beside my gym socks,"
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"and they were touching in the drawer."
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"I mean, that's disgusting. I had to throw them out."
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"Okay, I don't have time for this."
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"Lucy, you screwed us. We're being graded as a team."
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"Ben's not just a grade to me. He's a person."
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"Hey, this is bigger than you or him. This is about a Jet Ski, yo."
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"Cole, silence or punching. You know our deal."
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"This is Ben's heart we're talking about."
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"It's where he stores his feelings and memories."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, apparently, the heart stores memories."
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"Future doctors!"
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"Lucy, you have got to cut."
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"The Jet Ski is the motorcycle of the sea!"
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"Pain is how we learn."
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"Hey, guys."
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"I want you to meet me in the O.R. In an hour."
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"Do I still have to hang out with you as your confidant,"
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"even though there's not a chance in hell"
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"you're gonna listen to anything I say?"
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"Yes."
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"You know, just because one of those old married people croaked"
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"doesn't mean you or Jordan are gonna die."
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"I shouldn't have brought the will to the hospital. It was a rookie mistake."
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"I mean, around here, you just can't let your work"
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"Yeah. That was always Ally McBeal's problem, too."
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"That's it. You're out as confidant. I'd rather have Dorian, for God's sake."
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"- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No!"
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"I'm so glad you chose me to confide in, Perry."
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"Denise caught me up to speed."
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"By the by, I've got some lady problems, too."
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"You do realize that by saying something like that to me,"
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"you're just continuing the never-ending cycle of abuse."
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"I don't do it on purpose."
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"So, I explained to Elliot"
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"that we have to make more time for each other before the baby comes,"
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"- and she won't listen to me. - Dorian, you're a fool."
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"Why do you have to be that way, Perry?"
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"A wife cannot hear logic from her husband."
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"It must come from someone else, a friend, a stranger, Oprah."
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"If Barbie will not listen to what's good for her,"
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"then you just gotta make it happen."
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"You're good. I love confiding with you, Perry."
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"Let's do more later."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Call you."
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"Wow, somebody is really dehydrated."
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"Let me tell you about my friend, Jake."
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"Jake and I have played in a weekly basketball game for about seven years."
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"Our kids go to the same school together."
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"He's really important to me. And this is him, right here."
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"(SINGING) Your minds are blown"
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"So, why are we going to be looking into your friend's guts?"
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"For Lucy."
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"Look, I know Ben's real to you."
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"But your patients are always gonna be real."
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"And the truth is, there are gonna be many a times"
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"where you're gonna have to hurt them in order to help them."
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"Like I'm doing with my friend here."
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"I'll let you re-take the test again tonight."
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"(LUCY GASPS)"
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"- You ready? - Do blue crabs whistle?"
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"They do when you boil them alive."
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"Yes, Dr. Turk. I won't let you down."
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"- I'm gonna go study now. - Okay."
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"- So this guy's a friend of yours, huh? - No, I've never met him."
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"This is just some dude with appendicitis."
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"(SINGING) And he blows your mind again"
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"Ooh, again"
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"Scalpel."
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"How are you doing, Mr. Foster? I'm so sorry about Penny."
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"You know, you always think you're gonna have just a little more time."
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"Yeah, I guess you do."
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"You know, he's right about the whole running-out-of-time thing."
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