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Clips from Scrubs - Our Stuff Gets Real (S09E09)

"(WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)"
Scrubs
"Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor."
Scrubs
"LUCY: So with Ben, I was the leader of our group."
Scrubs
"Can we do that again, please? For me, please?"
Scrubs
"Tonight, I was ready."
Scrubs
"There's not a fricking green thing in this."
Scrubs
"Oh, he won't stop complaining."
Scrubs
"It's behind me, isn't it?"
Scrubs
"Yes."
Scrubs
"- L-gotta-take-a-walk-five. - He's not taking it well."
Scrubs
"- No "Hide the Penny"? - No."
Scrubs
"And that one's racist."
Scrubs
"the pathetic slap-and-tickle of your soon-to-be-vanished sex life."
Scrubs
"but I bet it's like having sex with a waterbed."
Scrubs
"Plus, my dad sent a care package of smoked meats from home,"
Scrubs
"but there is no way that succubus is gonna get my recliner after I die."
Scrubs
"(PAGER BEEPING)"
Scrubs
"(ELLIOT SIGHING)"
Scrubs
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Foster. We did everything we could."
Scrubs
"What are you doing here? Were you talking to your cadaver?"
Scrubs
"(LAUGHING) What? What are you talking about?"
Scrubs
"We'll be like gods controlling the weather."
Scrubs
"J. D: Sometimes something small can represent something much bigger."
Scrubs
"Jordan, I can't sign a will right now. As usual, please don't call me back."
Scrubs
"There's nine thousand things to do before the baby comes."
Scrubs
"We don't have time for this."
Scrubs
"J. D: Or a tiny exam that's a whopping 25% of your final grade."
Scrubs
"LUCY: Time to shine. Here I come, Ben."
Scrubs
"Please don't cut me. It's not right."
Scrubs
"You probably already picked out"
Scrubs
"So? That decision brands you forever."
Scrubs
"I still have night terrors about my first day of high school."
Scrubs
"Elliot, do you think there's a Patrick Dempsey movie I haven't seen?"
Scrubs
"don't make time for each other as new parents,"
Scrubs
"Are you sure?"
Scrubs
"Because we also said we were gonna be different"
Scrubs
"(GROANS IN PAIN)"
Scrubs
"and your personal life overlap."
Scrubs
"It's so hard being a working woman in the mid-'90s."
Scrubs
"J. D: I do. I love the attention."
Scrubs
"(CHUCKLES)"
Scrubs
"and I'm sorry that I wasn't able to hear you"
Scrubs
"And I brought some sensual body chocolate."
Scrubs
"What's the situation with those big old "D's"?"
Scrubs
"- You ready? - Yep."
Scrubs
"But before I give it to you, I'd like you to make me a promise"
Scrubs
"'cause I don't see them that much, anyway."
Scrubs
"J.D., come here."
Scrubs
"All my cutting problems over, no more talking cadavers for me."
Scrubs
"There's nothing to be scared of."
Scrubs
"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
Scrubs
"I'm playing hide-and-seek with Turk! Don't tell him I'm here."
Scrubs
"BOTH: He's never going to find me."
Scrubs
"- What the hell is that? - It's our child's crib."
Scrubs
"It looks like a trap. Are you trying to catch someone else's baby?"
Scrubs
"J.D., we don't have time for one of your ridiculous little fantasies here."
Scrubs
"- Seriously, I'll beat you up. - Oh, sorry."
Scrubs
"Okay, we gotta fix this tonight"
Scrubs
"because tomorrow night's birthing class,"
Scrubs
"and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex."
Scrubs
"I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class."
Scrubs
"All the grunting and heavy breathing, and..."
Scrubs
"- You were the only one doing that. - I was trying to get something going."
Scrubs
"Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor."
Scrubs
"- It's long distance. - Where's the other one?"
Scrubs
"TURK ON WALKIE-TALKIE: Jade Cobra. Come in, Jade Cobra."
Scrubs
"We've been compromised, Panther Claw."
Scrubs
"What else did your baby get that we could play with?"
Scrubs
"Uh, just give him 30 cc's of medicine. Stat."
Scrubs
"It's a little hospital issue I'm dealing with."
Scrubs
"I'd met him on my first day of medical school."
Scrubs
"He was alive then. And we connected."
Scrubs
"- You look like you could use a grape. - Thanks, Ben."
Scrubs
"Drew, isolate the tendon of the brachialis,"
Scrubs
"and, Cole, though I've almost reconciled"
Scrubs
"the fact that you are both my boyfriend"
Scrubs
"and probably the human being I respect least on earth,"
Scrubs
"- you know, besides myself... - We did it twice this morning."
Scrubs
"Nobody has ever cared about anything you've ever said, ever."
Scrubs
"That's it, don't even come by my room later."
Scrubs
"- Really? - No."
Scrubs
"Attention, class. That's awesome!"
Scrubs
"Just, everybody, act busy. Act busy."
Scrubs
"Eyes up, don't disrespect me!"
Scrubs
"Yeah, that's right."
Scrubs
"Each member of your team will have to dissect a chamber."
Scrubs
"Daddy said if I get my GPA up, I get a Jet Ski."
Scrubs
"Me, not caring. Thought I was clear on that."
Scrubs
"LUCY: Anyway, my friend Ben will propel our group to the top of the class."
Scrubs
"I'm so moved, I wanna put those feelings into words."
Scrubs
"Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker."
Scrubs
"LUCY: Perfect."
Scrubs
"J. D: Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights."
Scrubs
"Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers."
Scrubs
"I'm so sorry, I was stuck at work,"
Scrubs
"and then on my way home, I got a craving for Cambodian food."
Scrubs
"J.D., they have a salad that's all beef!"
Scrubs
"But let's get this party started. I am totally ready to get dirty with you."
Scrubs
"I don't know if you saw some of the rose petals, but..."
Scrubs
"- Mmm. This is so good. - Over here."
Scrubs
"- ELLIOT: And then... - Go through here."
Scrubs
"Wait, okay."
Scrubs
"Let's just avoid the breast region."
Scrubs
"They're big, but they are not for touching, too sore."
Scrubs
"And let's just avoid the thighs. They sort of are like memory foam,"
Scrubs
"they leave a hand print. And I have the elbows of a 75-year-old black man."
Scrubs
"Honey, you look beautiful."
Scrubs
"I'm sorry, sweetie, I just don't feel super-romantic right now."
Scrubs
"Do you think it's okay if we skip tonight?"
Scrubs
"Sure."
Scrubs
"This? This was all here when I got home."
Scrubs
"I promise you, after the baby comes,"
Scrubs
"things are gonna go back to normal, okay?"
Scrubs
"- Make sure you chew. - Mmm. I'm good."
Scrubs
"I'll get your hair out of your way for you."
Scrubs
"- Want a bite, sweetie? It's so good. - No, thank you."
Scrubs
"- I've already had diarrhea today. - Mmm."
Scrubs
"- Well, I've not pooped in a week. - Ah!"
Scrubs
"So, yes, J.D. And I are not having sex right now, but it's fine."
Scrubs
"I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born."
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