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Clips from Friends - The One with the Two Parties (S02E02)

"- You want me to see a therapist? - Sweetheart, you have a problem."
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"But right now, I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing."
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"Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees?"
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"...but I just have to do some stuff."
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"...but all he cares about is his stupid boat."
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"You work and you work and you work on a boat."
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"But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs."
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"- The scotch, the cigarettes... - The bonsais and the Chihuahua..."
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"What the hell does she want with half a boat?"
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"I'll be skins!"
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"How you holding up there, big tiger?"
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"Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers.""
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"I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports.""
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"I even got a "governor.""
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"This is it, isn't it? This is what my life will be like."
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"Thanksgiving, Christmas."
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"She gets the house, he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker."
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"How did you get through this?"
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"...and wetting the bed."
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"You know, I just It's so weird."
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"I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other."
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"...our forefathers used to bitch at each other?"
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"It's just this thing. Every year we would..."
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"...go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks."
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"Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big."
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"...and Dad would be upset because nobody helping."
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"But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up."
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"You know, and it'd get really cold."
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"And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket."
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"It never occurred to anybody to bring another one."
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"And now it's..."
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"All right, I'm hitting the road."
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"Now, I've left my 10 verbs on the table."
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"Be sure and send me that finished poem."
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"Okay, will do. Glad you came."
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"Your mom wants to say goodbye."
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"Happy birthday, sweetie."
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"You drive safe."
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"I'm getting ready for the water skiing."
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"How are you?"
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"All right, all right. I can get my own coat."
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"Sorry, we're on a major flan high."
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"Oh, no. No, you're not supposed to be here."
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"This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave."
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"Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe."
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"I guess we're going back into the hallway again."
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"You take care."
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"Oh, you kids."
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"Thank you!"
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"Okay, everybody, it's time for flan!"
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"Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection."
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"Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish."
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"Okay, I've got one."
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"I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't know."
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"My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship."
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"They got into a fight during the commencement address."
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"You're having a party."
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"No, no, not a party."
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"Hi, Monica."
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"- No, I'll take that for you. - Oh, well, thank you."
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"What would Jack and Chrissy do?"
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"Surprise!"
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"...because they will dry out."
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"Hi, Dr. Greene."
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"She'll yell at me again."
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"All right, I can get you out."
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"I have a condition apparently..."
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"Yes."
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"She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here."
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"Could you guys please keep it down?"
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"Okay, Mom, I'll make an appointment."
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"I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now but"
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"Okay, okay, you can be shirts and I'll be skins."
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"I relied on a carefully regimented program..."
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"Well."
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"I love this party!"
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"I know."
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"My mom there, my dad there."
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"Would you excuse me?"
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"She steals stuff."
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"Do you have any ideas for any openers?"
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"I felt like Gulliver."
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"Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed"
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"Gunther!"
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"...and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir."
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"All right. That sounds like a two-person job."
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"I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes."
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"Wow! Those things almost never come true."
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"Wow, it's like porno for clowns!"
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"The One With Two Parties"
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"It's a testament to what a girl from Long Island will do for a Celica."
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"Did you ask Stacy Roth?"
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"Why, again?"
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"All right, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving."
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"Okay, that's Ross. All right."
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"And you..."
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"Are you gonna be okay?"
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"What?"
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"Thank you."
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"...of denial..."
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"All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July."
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"Because it reminded you of the way..."
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"- I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. - Let me go check."
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"Thanks for coming, Mrs. Greene."
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"This is the best party I've been to in years."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"You are off to party number two."
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