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Clips from Friends - The One with the Two Parties (S02E02)

"What?"
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"You want to be on the food committee?"
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"You don't want it to be special?"
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"I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake."
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"No Shannon Cooper."
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"Why not her?"
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"Because she..."
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"I don't know."
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"I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay!"
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"You know the good news?"
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"She also steals."
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"Here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert."
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"The father can't see the daughter on her birthday?"
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"Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows."
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"So what's the deal?"
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"Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?"
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"This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?"
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"So basically, just a Chinese guy."
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"Dr. Greene, come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed."
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"Sandra, I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet."
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"- You thought I was Rachel? - Yes, because you look so young."
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"It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons."
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"We can come back out in the living room."
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"Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect."
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"Oh, my God. Mom!"
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"This is so great!"
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"- Really? - No, I knew."
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"There's food and drinks on the table."
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"- Why? - Just go."
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"Well, actually..."
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"Talk to Monica. She's on the food committee."
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"Some girl just walked up to me and said, "I want you, Dennis"..."
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"You didn't like that gray lamp, did you?"
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"A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you."
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"...game?"
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"It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today."
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"...until you hear them click."
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"I was sort of thinking about maybe"
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"We're just starting. Here's your marker."
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"If you want to go, just go."
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"- I think I need a drink. - I'll get it for you."
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"Neat, as in no rocks."
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"Stay clear of the salmon mousse."
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"Scotch neat."
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"That's Rachel's father's drink."
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"Scotch neat."
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"No."
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"- Get my glasses too. - All righty-roo."
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"..."Monica, your party sucks.""
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"Yeah, like a chimney."
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"Big, big smoker."
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"In fact, I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy."
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"What about my friend?"
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"Just leave everything."
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"Everything you've heard is true."
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"You're supposed to be at my party."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"All right, I'm sorry. But these people needed me."
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"They work hard all week. It's Saturday night."
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"It's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun."
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"You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father."
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"Daddy, I really want to hear more about this..."
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"You work and you work and you work at a marriage..."
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"He always ridiculed my pottery classes."
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"And you sand it and varnish it."
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"One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County..."
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"My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side..."
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"And when we did help, he'd scream at us for doing it wrong."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Okay, big hug. One more. Come on!"
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"- Where are you going? - To get my coat."
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"We'll get that for you."
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"You know, just get out."
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"I have to be heading toward my chateau."
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"Yep! Get ready for the gelatinous fun."
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"Heads up!"
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"I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth."
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"And since it's Rachel's birthday..."
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"...I thought I'd poach a salmon."
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"Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things?"
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"Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees?"
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"Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun?"
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"I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside."
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"And I'm not sure we are."
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"Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want."
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"Joey, they're not real!"
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"See? Honk, honk!"
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"Neither of Rachel's sisters can come."
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"Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back."
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"Joey, that is horrible."
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"Hey, I liked her."
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"Maybe too much."
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"I guess I just got scared."
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"Hi, honey. How did it go?"
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"It was the graduation from hell."
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"It's supposed to be a joyous occasion."
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"My sister would graduate from college. Nobody thought she would."
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"What happened?"
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"My parents happened."
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"All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile..."
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"...and not talk about the divorce. But no!"
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"Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them."
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"I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours."
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"I guess we don't invite her parents."
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"- How about just her mom? - Why her mom?"
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"Because I already invited her."
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"Can't invite her."
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"So does her roomate."
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"We're not having birthday cake."
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"We're having birthday flan."
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"That's nice."
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"Happy birthday, Rachel. Here's some goo!"
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"Dr. Greene!"
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"Oh, my God! It's Rachel's dad."
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"Why are you here?"
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"No, no, the father can."
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