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Clips from Friends - The One with the Rumor (S08E08)

"Did you know that during pregnancy.."
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"You fall for it every time."
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"Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet. Oh, those are so cute!"
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"And after the baby's born they're great for shoplifting melons."
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"Good, you're all here. Thanksgiving, 4:00."
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"-No. -He was in Ross' class."
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"I was his thin friend."
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"No, that was Jared."
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"Will's here on business, and he didn't have a place to go, so I invited him here."
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"-Rachel's having her aversion to poultry. -She is?"
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"Yeah. Remember? I had to leave the other day when you had that chicken."
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"on my hand and made it walk across the table."
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"Or Friday with no two pizzas."
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"No. I promise I will finish that turkey."
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"Four wide receivers. On third and 18."
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"Isn't it weird how next year there will be a baby at the table?"
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"Rachel's. But good to know where you're at."
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"-Hey! -Hey!"
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"-Can I help? -Yes."
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"We're not at a barn dance."
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"-What? -I'm pretending to watch.."
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"-You like Green Bay? -It's only my favorite bay."
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"This is my husband, Chandler. This is Will."
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"Plus, it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand next to each other."
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"-You look incredible too. You're so fit. -I'm watching the game, but I'm not deaf."
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"-I meant to tell you, Ross is coming. -Great, I love Ross."
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"It's just.. God, I hated her."
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"It's been a while since we screamed. Maybe we should."
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"What are you doing? You've got an entire turkey to eat."
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"Let me explain to you how the human body works."
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"-Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full. -I'm here to tell you something."
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"You can eat and eat, but nothing will ever fill that void."
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"-Will! -Ross!"
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"Hey, you came! Man, you look incredible! Hot stuff!"
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"-But I'm rich and thin. -Oh."
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"-Hi. -Hey, sweetie. Oh, good."
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"Look at her standing there with those yams."
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"My two greatest enemies: Rachel Greene and complex carbohydrates."
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"Oh, my God. Who is that?"
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"Oh, my God. Look at the way he's just staring at me."
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"-What? -The Lions technically won."
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"-Oh, I remember you. -Really? Aren't you sweet?"
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"-You are unbelievable. -Thank you."
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"Rachel? Why don't you sit here? And Will, you sit way over there."
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"-At least give me a challenge. -This is Chandler's chicken."
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"-About 19 pounds. -It's like me when I was born."
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"and the turkey on the other side?"
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"-What? -I said it was typical."
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"Seriously, who is this guy?"
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"But you worked so hard."
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"-Yams! -Okay."
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"It wasn't just me. We had a club."
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"-You had a club? -The "I Hate Rachel Greene Club"!"
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"-Who else was in this club? -Me and Ross."
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"-It's not like it was binding forever. -It had the word "eternity" in it."
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"I'm thinking of joining an "I Hate Turkey Club.""
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"Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay? I was a stupid kid, okay?"
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"Cofounded."
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"I didn't handle it very well. If you think about it, the "I Hate Rachel Club".."
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"Except that it was really the "I Hate Rachel Club.""
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"-We did a little more than that. -No, no, no."
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"you had both male and female reproductive parts."
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"Why Billy would just stay in this region."
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"I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me."
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"Come on, whip it out."
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"wrap it up and put it in the fridge? No!"
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"Honey, I'd love to, but the second game is about to start."
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"Oh, yeah, the second game. More football for the Pheebster."
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"and is now in St. Louis. I actually knew that."
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"Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year."
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""You're a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie.""
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"I don't care. You told people that I was half and half!"
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"I never did anything to hurt you in high school."
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"-What? -What?"
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"-It's true? -No."
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"Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog."
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"-Hey, what were you doing in the library? -They had magazines."
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"In high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?"
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"There's a picture of her in the yearbook actually."
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"-Wow. -She didn't photograph well!"
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"having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings."
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"How did this happen? Did she lure you to an early-bird dinner?"
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"May she rest in peace."
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"-You know what? I'm back in the club! -Yeah!"
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"I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school."
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"you were one of the most popular girls. Everyone wanted to be like you."
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"Wow."
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"The eyes did still sparkle."
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"You got so much more important stuff going on in your life."
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"Well, that's it. I'm done."
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"Well, Joey, we're all very proud of you."
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"-Yeah. You want some? -Just cut me a little sliver."
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"Little bigger."
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"Are you afraid you're gonna run out? Cut me a real piece!"
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"Look. See how they expand as the baby grows?"
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"Guess who I invited? Remember Will Culvert from high school?"
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"Marching band, was kind of overweight. Really overweight."
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"I don't remember. Are you talking about your imaginary boyfriend?"
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"Wow. Haven't thought about him in a long time."
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"-That's nice. -Oh, he's lost a bunch of weight."
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"He looks good. Okay, I mean really gorgeous."
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"-I still love Chandler. -Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while."
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"Just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.."
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"-Phoebe! -Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals."
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"No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!"
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"Oh, right. That's when they had that big rodeo at Plymouth Rock."
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"It's not just Phoebe. Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food.."
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"I thought that was because I put the whole thing.."
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"It's not worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. It's a lot of work."
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"But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving!"
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"Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie."
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"Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over."
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"You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?"
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"That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani! This is what we do."
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"We may not be great thinkers or world leaders.."
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"Chandler usually helps, but he's into the game."
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"No, sweetie. No, not like that."
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"Fold them like swans. I showed you at Christmas. Remember?"
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"Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me."
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"-So how's the game? -I have no idea."
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