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Clips from Friends - The One with the Secret Closet (S08E08)

"-What's up? -I left my guitar here."
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"-Are you and Chandler..? -Exactly."
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"-Can I play for you? -No."
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"Oh, my God! You're getting a massage? You never let me massage you."
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"-Well, Alexandra has.. -It has a name?"
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"Yeah, what the hell."
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"I'm happy things worked out for us and we're having this baby. I love you."
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"you're the best sex I've ever had."
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"That's always appropriate."
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"-What's going on? -Come feel my belly."
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"Wow, she is kicking so much. She's like.."
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"Who's that annoying girl soccer player?"
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"We got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don't like us, do they?"
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"Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under $6?"
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"We can't do that. What if they come by for a visit?"
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"Why don't we just find a place for it?"
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"That's for canned goods. Have you forgotten everything from orientation?"
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"What is in there?"
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"Feminine stuff."
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"Nothing in there concerns you. If you love me, you'll just let it go."
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"-Fine. -Thank you."
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"Love you."
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"If it helps, Alexandra's only been massaging her for three years."
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"You can understand why this would be weird."
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"I'm a professional and I'm really good."
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"Although we would love to see you do that again."
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"I got some stuff going on if you want to feel."
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"I don't want to miss any more baby stuff. Here's my pager number."
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"It's nice. Wow, Phoebe, you are good."
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"-And it's not weird, is it? -No."
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"That's right, you just enjoy."
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"Monica runs a pretty tight ship here, doesn't she? What are you doing?"
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"Monica has a secret closet. She won't let me see it."
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"-Why not? -I don't know! What's she hiding?"
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"I don't know."
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"-What? -Before you say I'm wrong.."
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"You being the "cake," Richard being the "too.""
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"they got weird feelings and it was always nothing."
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"-Really? -Absolutely."
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"Something called Braxton Hicks contraction."
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"That's no big deal. Most women don't feel them."
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"-I just gotta.. -No, really, tell me. What's up?"
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"I wish I didn't feel this way about Rachel. I wish things could be normal."
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"But now I think Ross feels left out."
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"I have no idea what I'm doing. For all I know, I'm locking it more."
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"So Ross is kind of bummed, huh?"
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"Well, there is that."
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"Richard, if you're in there, could you pass me my credit card?"
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"I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good."
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"-Can we make it a weekly appointment? -Okay."
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"-What? -600."
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"What's going on?"
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"You make sex noises when you get massaged."
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"This is embarrassing. I'm never getting a massage again."
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"Don't let this stop you from getting massages."
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"So did you hear something you liked?"
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"Hey, Ross, check it out! I learned a new trick."
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"-Did you put pickles on this? -Well, yeah."
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"Pickle? Pickle makes her sick."
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"I'm on it!"
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"-Yeah. -What's up?"
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"And Ross is missing everything. So.."
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"if you're gonna have a roommate, it may as well be the father."
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"But, Joey, I don't think Ross wants me to move in and disrupt his life."
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"using my wife's tools."
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"How did you get in there?"
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"-No! You weren't supposed to see this! -I married Fred Sanford."
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"So you see, I'm not messy."
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"I'm afraid you might mess it up."
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"So Rachel's all moved out? How you taking it?"
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"I'm better than great. I am good."
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"Now that she's gone, I can do stuff around here that I couldn't do before."
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"I can.."
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"I'm a lone wolf."
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"What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?"
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"-Yeah, right there. -Want it there? Take it there, baby."
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"-Phoebe? -Yeah, say my name. Say it."
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"Okay. Here you go."
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"-What? -You want to hang out or something?"
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"You caught me at a bad time."
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"Hey, Pheebs, what's up?"
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"Phoebe, I can explain."
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"How long has this been going on?"
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"Phoebe, don't get upset."
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"One more push. Come on, we're almost there."
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"I love you too."
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"There we go."
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"Here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations."
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"-The baby's kicking for the first time. -Really?"
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"You know what? Maybe you.."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's unbelievable!"
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"-Mia Hamm? -Mia Hamm!"
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"-It's amazing. -One hand on the sheet, Joe."
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"Hey, babe."
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"How about to the street, from the balcony?"
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"Let's cross that bridge when my aunt and uncle who I haven't seen in 15 years.."
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"In that cabinet?"
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"How about the closet by the bathroom?"
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"-Okay. Let me do it. -No, I'll do it."
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"No reason. I keep private things in there."
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"I've been here a while, and I've never seen what's in there."
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"Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!"
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"If! I said, if it helps."
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"Why won't you let me massage you?"
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"I'd be self-conscious. You're my friend. I'd be naked."
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"We lived together for years. I've seen you naked."
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"If you're uncomfortable, we can stop. Give me a chance. Please?"
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"If it means that much to you."
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"It does. How would you feel if you couldn't share your cooking?"
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"-Dinosaurs. -Potato, potahto."
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"What? It is?"
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"Last night. I went into Joey's room, and he was sleeping."
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"A dreamless sleep."
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"My God, the baby's kicking. That's great."
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"I'll pass, but you look radiant."
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"Anytime anything pregnancy-related happens, use it."
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"Can I get a copy of that?"
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"-Are you under the sheet? -Yes."
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"Great, let's begin."
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