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Clips from Friends - The One with the Tea Leaves (S08E08)

"I can't. Not after the other night. It's too weird."
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"-I don't see him. You? -No."
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"how he, you know.."
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"-We were playing a game. -Was Chandler naked?"
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"All right, listen. If you see Joey, will you just tell him that..?"
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"-Okay. Did you hear that? -Yeah. That naked bagel game?"
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"I don't know what that's like?"
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"I got shot down at fat camp."
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"So, what do I do?"
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"I forgot this was on your.."
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"I actually stopped because I was so accurate."
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"Oh! Okay, I see a circle."
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"Wow! Yay!"
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"He's gonna be the man of my dreams."
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"I'm sure you can get another one at Ann Taylor's."
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"jump up my own ass and die."
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"He totally checked you out! And he is so cute!"
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"Hi."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"By the way, I've been meaning to say this."
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"If you guys knew about this, a heads-up would have been nice."
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""Joey loves you. Be prepared.""
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"-Sorry. -Well, for next time."
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"Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
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"Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case?"
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"If I can't find the right case, I use the nearest one."
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"-Where is the Cat Stevens CD? -The James Taylor case."
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"-Where is that CD? -I'll save you time."
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"We'll just have to put the CDs in their right cases."
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"Oh, my God, you have such problems! I feel so terrible for you!"
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"Change the subject."
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"They were just giving those away at the store."
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"Hey."
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"Maybe Joey could help you out with your big work problem."
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"Rachel's got this big work problem. It is a head-scratcher."
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"-Okay. -Oh, and you know what?"
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"Here we go."
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"Yeah. It's, uh.."
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"Yeah, it's, uh.."
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"Okay."
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"No, wait, Joey, it is. It's something. It's.."
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"What? Oh, my God!"
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"-He wants to buy your baby? -Can you believe that?"
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"Yeah, that would have been a much simpler problem."
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"I'm Jim. Jim Nelson."
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"-We've seen each other a lot lately. -Yes."
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"Damn, nobody's here for my good ones."
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"-It's okay. -No, it's still wet."
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"-That's a man's shirt. -Awfully pink."
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"It's not pink!"
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"Hey, great advice on that Joey thing."
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"-What problem did you say you have? -Oh, that's not important."
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"The point is, I think everything's gonna be okay."
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"May I help you?"
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"You think you can just buy my friend's baby?"
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"Someone does. Me."
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"-And I used to work at this place.. -Do you like to party?"
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"I like parties."
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"-Yeah, I guess. A little. -Ain't no thing. I'm wild too."
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"for, well, since I was 14."
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"Look, you're coming on a little strong."
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"Not a problem. Just so you know.."
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"-What? -Let's just say I took care of it."
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"Let's say more."
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"-What? -What?"
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"What? Why?"
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"You could always sell your baby."
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"-Ross! -Hello!"
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"Please, come in. Have a seat."
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"Lee from Human Resources is here as a witness to our conversation."
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"If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby.."
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"Last week, when I asked you when your due date was.."
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"Well, as long as we are clear about that."
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"There it is."
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"I have to find a new bank, adult bookstore, grocery store.."
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"-What? -A new grocery store."
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"I'm gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts."
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"Well, I'm sorry about that too. But what are you gonna do?"
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"Don't think I'm crazy, but I was meant to pick this up."
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"-Want to go for coffee? -I'd love to. Let me tell my friend."
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"to show they're not in the baby-buying business."
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"Listen, you don't have to apologize. I understand why you were there."
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"Joey? Are you in there?"
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"-That's Rachel. -You have to talk to her."
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"Don't tell her I'm here."
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"-Hey! -Hey, Rachel."
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"Is Joey here?"
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"Well, at least you make each other laugh."
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"I don't know, I think he's avoiding me."
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"Sort of like a ring-toss kind of situation?"
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"-Sure! -What? No! No!"
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"Tell him I miss him."
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"Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty small hole."
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"-You've gotta talk to her. -I can't."
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"You guys don't know what it's like to get shot down."
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"Until I was 25, I thought the response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap.""
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"Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry."
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"It's Rachel. You're gonna never talk to her again?"
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"It's weird and it's awkward, but you gotta at least try."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"We didn't play it!"
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"I'll look at your tea leaves and tell your fortune."
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"-You read tea leaves? -I've done it for years."
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"And one of the great joys of life.."
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"is its wondrous unpredictability, you know?"
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"And also, tea tends to give me the trots."
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"-Okay. I'm done. Read mine. -Okay."
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"I see a ladder."
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"I'm the head chef. I can't get promoted."
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"Who's next?"
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"I'm done. Do mine."
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"Okay."
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"or you'll make a scientific discovery!"
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"Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab."
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"-What does yours say, Pheebs? -All right."
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"Oh, I'm gonna meet a guy! And really soon!"
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"Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night."
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"Has anyone seen my shirt?"
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"It's a button-down, like a faded salmon color?"
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