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Clips from Gravity Falls - Bottomless Pit (S01E01)

"Get yourselves ready for the..."
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"Multi-ball!"
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"Where are you?"
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"How are we ever gonna get out of here? Think, guys!"
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"I'm trying, but it's hard"
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"Okay, don't worry, guys."
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"I know every inch of this machine."
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"but we'll have to distract the cowboy guy."
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"Are either of you good at jumping up and down"
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"All right, let's go, Soos. Soos?"
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"So are you, like, doing anything later or--"
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"Right."
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"Somethin' ain't right here."
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"Distraction! Distraction!"
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"Soos! Psst! What's going on?"
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"Okay, so I was gonna do that, but I've been thinking."
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"According to this,"
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"turning off the power erases the high score permanently."
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"What? If you don't hurry up we could die in here!"
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"When compared to the immortality of a high score?"
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"Soos! Are you out of your--"
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"There y'all are."
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"My maker is ballway games in Redmond, Washington."
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"- SOOS! - SOOS, PLEASE!"
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"Turn it off!"
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"Oh, you dudes okay?"
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"That's okay. I got a new life accomplishment now:"
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"You think that pinball wench will call me?"
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"I can't believe this nonsense!"
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"Magic tonics? Soos winning at something?"
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"what do you come up these stuff?"
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"I'll tell you a good story."
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"It's called "Grunkle Stan wins the football bowl.""
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"Mr. Pines."
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"But you taught me and my gloating friends a lesson."
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"Here's your football winning trophy, Mr. Pines!"
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"Thank you for building me, daddy."
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"I love you, Stan."
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"What? That story was great."
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"I even threw in a talking robot for the kids."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell a non-terrible story,"
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"This attraction is gonna make me a fortune!"
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"I need him in showroom condition!"
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"Aw! They're hugging!"
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"Your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle?"
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"No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear..."
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"To drive!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"What seems to be the problem, officers?"
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"Now there had better be a darn good explanation for this."
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"Oh, there is."
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"You see, I'm a very old man, not long for this earth,"
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"and the doctor's assigned me a seeing-eye bear"
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"To drive me to the hospital in case of emergencies."
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"Why, it's right here, inside my jacket!"
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"Ah! There you go!"
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"Well, I can't argue with dr. Medicine."
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"Don't you know lying is always wrong?"
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"Mabel, when you get to be my age,"
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"You'll learn that sometimes"
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"No."
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"Waddles, what am I gonna do about Grunkle Stan?"
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"I know! But how do we stop him?"
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"Oink, oink!"
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"Say "Oink" One more time."
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"Oink, oink."
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"Waddles, you genius!"
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"Quick question."
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"What happened to Dipper's spaghetti plate?"
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"I ate it, because I have little to no concern"
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"for other people's possessions or emotions."
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"Almost as if I'm unable to lie. Well, goodnight!"
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"You what? That seems like a horrible idea!"
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"It's great!"
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"Scrambled meat, here it is."
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"Stan, what do you do in secret every day during your lunch break?"
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"Usually I spend the hour aggressively scratching myself"
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"Now I'm going to avoid making eye contact"
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"by pretending to read this newspaper,"
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"And go to the bathroom without washing my hands."
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"The truth is always a good thing."
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"Never mind the t-shirt! Hey, everybody!"
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"Look at this guy's abnormal and unattractive face!"
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"Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud."
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"Might wanna tuck that one away there."
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"Sometimes I think, is this all there is?"
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"Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line?"
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"until the sweet, sweet release of death?"
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"I think I have a growth forming on my back!"
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"I can't take it anymore, Mabel!"
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"You have to take those teeth out of his mouth."
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"But then he'd be a liar again!"
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"So after further investigation,"
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"Turns out there is no Dr. Medicine in Gravity Falls."
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"You'd better have a durn good explanation for this."
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"Oh, and I do!"
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"In addition, I've been parking in handicapped spaces,"
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"shoplifting fireworks,"
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"Also, you're fat."
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"Is all this true?"
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"No, no, it's not true... right, Mabel?"
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"Uh... sirs,"
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"Our great uncle Stan is..."
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"Is... ugh!"
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"Stan is..."
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"secretly a crime fiction writer!"
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"about a character from his upcoming page-turner"
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"He's never committed a crime in his life!"
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"Also, have you lost weight?"
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"Wow, an author!"
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"Can you teach me how to read?"
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"What? Author?"
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"Writer-- masters of fiction!"
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"Good night, officers!"
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"I can't believe I lied!"
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"Mabel, it was for the greater good."
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"Yeah. The greater good."
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"Hello, police station?"
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"Yeah, I forgot to tell 'em about my tax fraud."
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"No, tax fraud."
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