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Clips from Scrubs - His Story (S02E02)

"I have a hammer in my desk."
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"Dr Cox, I was the one who switched with JD."
Scrubs
"Nervous Guy! How you feeling?"
Scrubs
"Don't worry about a thing, cos I'm gonna ease you in."
Scrubs
"- Has anyone seen the chart? - I got the chart right here."
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"When I was little and sad,"
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"Further explaining your love of the Latino people."
Scrubs
"Carla, whenever you need to talk."
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"It's just I don't think that Turk is being fair."
Scrubs
"He didn't get the answer he wanted when he wanted it so now he's pushing..."
Scrubs
"What do you want?"
Scrubs
"OK, wait, wait, wait."
Scrubs
"Are you kissing me because you want this to go somewhere"
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"Actually, I don't care either way."
Scrubs
"I decided to bail on Cox for a while, you know?"
Scrubs
"- Yeah. - Good sharing."
Scrubs
"- Anybody got anything else? - Yeah, I got one."
Scrubs
"I don't think he'd do well in group."
Scrubs
"So what's up with Carla?"
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"- Here you go, fellas. - Thank you, Jenny."
Scrubs
"That girl is all about the J-Dizzle."
Scrubs
"Keep it together, pee-pants."
Scrubs
"You have six seconds to find that soda you were holding for me."
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"What is it there, Bobbo?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"What did you say?"
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"I spoke to my cardiologist"
Scrubs
"and he said if you hadn't caught my high blood pressure,"
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"and it had continued unchecked,"
Scrubs
"Must rub something in someone's face."
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"I bet you never made out in there before."
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"Come here."
Scrubs
"That's because you're doing a woman's job, son."
Scrubs
"Great. Why did you do that?"
Scrubs
"Neither does my love of baking or gardening,"
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"- What? - Elliot, lighten up."
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"OK."
Scrubs
"Well, a resident kinda talked me into it."
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"- This is a great moment for me. - Congratulations."
Scrubs
"Thank you."
Scrubs
"if there's someone at that hellhole of a hospital you actually listen to,"
Scrubs
"because that person is nothing short of a genius."
Scrubs
"Yeah, I'm afraid it might be a little while."
Scrubs
"Hey, Laverne, have you seen Turk around?"
Scrubs
"Everybody, I appreciate solidarity,"
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"but I did not blow off Paul because he's a nurse."
Scrubs
"Stop leaving bedpans in my locker. It makes me cry."
Scrubs
"This is about you."
Scrubs
"About you not being able to commit because that means saying goodbye"
Scrubs
"to whatever unfulfilled fantasy of love you concocted"
Scrubs
"But men don't make everything all better. They're only human."
Scrubs
"you never let someone else take care of you."
Scrubs
"He's not your father. He won't disappear at the first sign of trouble."
Scrubs
"what's even scarier is that deep down inside you know you picked this man,"
Scrubs
"from being the kind of person you always wanted to be."
Scrubs
"All right, here we go, baby. Here we go."
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"Hey."
Scrubs
"Yeah, well."
Scrubs
"We act like school kids and argue over who we think you got a crush on."
Scrubs
"Yeah. Incoming. How you doing?"
Scrubs
"Did you climb down an elevator shaft to torment me?"
Scrubs
"Sometimes in life, you gotta do what you gotta do."
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"No, it's OK. We can work this thing out."
Scrubs
"Hey, Dr Cox! Good to see ya."
Scrubs
"and come back to work with me."
Scrubs
"- Fine. - Good."
Scrubs
"Give him a pat on the back. He's wanted it since day one."
Scrubs
"Just do it."
Scrubs
"The second Dr Cox patted me on the shoulder"
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"I'll hang onto this."
Scrubs
"I guess in the end, everything comes down to timing."
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"Sometimes, you just have one moment to seize it."
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"Paul."
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"I know that I've been acting like an insecure idiot."
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"If you'll forgive me, I'd love to take you for dinner tonight."
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"Screw that. I'll cook for you."
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"Because bad timing can mess up everything."
Scrubs
"You wanna grab a cup of coffee?"
Scrubs
"Hold on one second. Let me just answer this real quick."
Scrubs
"- Yeah, hello. - Ask me again."
Scrubs
"Since you asked me, all I wanted to do is say yes."
Scrubs
"Don't you hate it when people yap away on their phones?"
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"But she is so rude."
Scrubs
"even though, without looking, you can tell how many guys are checking you out."
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"This has nothing to do with me being black."
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"I'm a vanilla girl."
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"See you tomorrow."
Scrubs
"I've gotta say, life is pretty good."
Scrubs
"See, I have an appointment to see my shrink,"
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"You will not beat me."
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"You get me! Darn it, you do!"
Scrubs
"For the record, I'm not a child. OK?"
Scrubs
"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"He's nice and humble."
Scrubs
"And by many, many women, I mean three."
Scrubs
"Get there for 7:30. We'll have food, booze, the whole nine yards."
Scrubs
"What do you say there?"
Scrubs
"Had to be done, Bob. Continue, handsome."
Scrubs
"Come on, Elliot, so Paul's a male nurse."
Scrubs
"Gotta go."
Scrubs
"The typical surgeon. A dumb, arrogant frat boy"
Scrubs
"Hey, Elliot, are you OK?"
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"- You're dumping me? - I hope we can remain friends."
Scrubs
"and you pushed the fat kids into the dirt"
Scrubs
"There's a million reasons a relationship can crash and burn."
Scrubs
"OK. You win."
Scrubs
"I've been thinking about how you blame me for everything"
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"Turns out last night got in my head,"
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"I'm starting to think if she really loved me, I'd know by now."
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"protect myself so I don't get hurt any worse."
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"Oh, yeah?"
Scrubs
"Much better."
Scrubs
"or that I occasionally menstruate."
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"Boy, I gotta say, your wife is hotter than I ever imagined."
Scrubs
"- Now I'm leaving. - Kelso asked me to give him a physical."
Scrubs
"And, Perry,"
Scrubs
"Well, I'll let you go."
Scrubs
"Please, Elliot, this is not about Paul."
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"after seeing too many Meg Ryan movies."
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"Don't punish him because you grew up so fast,"
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