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Clips from Scrubs - His Story (S02E02)

"He's off today, honey. How come you don't know that?"
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"Paul and I are just different, OK?"
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"And as scary as it is being truly vulnerable with another human being,"
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"and if you run away, you'll run away"
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"Are you talking to that chilli dog?"
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"I feel kinda guilty. You're so nice to me and my buddy"
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"and we've never had a real conversation."
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"Oops, wrong person."
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"- What happened? - The door got stuck. Gotta go."
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"Baby, you know how much I care about you, right?"
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"Honey, I know it looked really bad last night with me and Kevin"
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"coming home liquored up with a hot chick."
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"I have figured out why you're not ready to marry me yet."
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"Cos baby, I will stop having dairy after six."
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"She's my friend."
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"Yeah, I actually just got off a double shift."
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"- OK, five. - No, actually, it's four."
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"Thanks again, cowboy."
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"If you love somebody, gotta be willing to break their spirit."
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"Thank you, Jenny."
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"You're welcome."
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"Yo, check out these fries. That girl is so into me."
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"Please, she's crushing on the brother."
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"What flavour do you usually go for?"
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"She got jungle fever"
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"I had so much fun tonight."
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"Hey, Elliot, I said I wanted to know everything about you."
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"So listen, I'd like to take you out tomorrow night."
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"I don't wanna seem like I'm rushing things..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What?"
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"I'm not big on public displays of affection, that's all."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Honk in the name of love."
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"Honk for love! Honk for love!"
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"my medium scrubs have a large effect on the ladies."
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"For the first time since I started, I have no stories to tell."
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"and it feels like there's a little friction between us."
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"Listen, "Doctor","
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"while we're on me just for a second,"
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"my very pregnant ex-wife would like me to take"
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"a couple of days off and travel to her mother's house"
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"And I assume that you told her to blow it out her ass."
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"Yes, we're like two peas in a horrible, horrible pod."
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"Some beers, watch the game. It'll be great."
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"OK."
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"Oh, give it to me."
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"I just wanted to tell you... Well the thing is..."
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"Dear God, you're actually frozen with fear."
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"Get outta here! Go, go, go, go, go."
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"- Morning, Dr Cox. - Gladys, Ginger, Tiffany, no."
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"Cheryl, Betsy... Ooh, that's new."
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"Betsy, good morning. Let's make with the chop-chop."
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"- Dammit! - Perry! How are you, etcetera?"
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"The wife and I took out a new insurance policy. I need a physical."
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"Bob, the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries"
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"and get a whiff of your halitosis while you turn and cough,"
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"is the day I'll be on the roof singing I Believe I Can Fly."
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"Great stuff. See you about two-ish."
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"- You should just do it. - Really?"
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"always keep an eye out for Johnny, the tackling Alzheimer's patient."
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"I've been here for 23 years and my feet hurt."
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"I hate how so many doctors are so self-centred, you know?"
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"Hey, fresh bedpans here. Get 'em before they're hot."
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"- It's Paul Flowers, actually. - Flowers?"
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"Yep. Up you go."
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"Take away two, equals one and that's you."
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"Here's the deal. I want all of you guys at my place tonight."
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"- Will there be prostitutes? - No."
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"It's just a physical. You can be cordial."
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"How 'bout we do just like you do with Enid?"
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"and be done before Leno starts."
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"All you have to do is sign right below where it says, "Fit as a 26-year-old.""
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"You're not suggesting I rubber-stamp your insurance physical, are you?"
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"Just sign the damn form."
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"and be done with all this in five minutes."
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"- How's it going? - I just got my vertebrae fused."
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"I'm pressing the button. It's not working."
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"Carol, I cannot thank you enough."
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"You're big enough not to let that bother you, right?"
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"I'm dating a murse."
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"Better that than a mecretary. Or a manicurist."
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"- No, that works. - It's no big deal."
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"Only you guys know. And Nurse Roberts."
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"Dr Reid, Nurse Paul. Dr Reid, Nurse Paul."
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"So see you fellas tonight, what, around 7:30?"
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"You and your damn physical."
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"Thanks to my high blood pressure,"
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"my insurance premium will cost me an extra six grand this year."
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"Newbie, this is your fault."
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"They're doing a breast reduction on three. I wanna try to stop it."
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"- It's not The Todd. - It's gotta be The Todd."
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"Turk, will you stop?"
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"Yes, I've never been a big fan of surgeons"
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"and, yes, I worry about your maturity sometimes."
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"I'm a worrier, it's what I do."
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"Cos there's so many, right?"
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"C'mon, I like the way"
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"That's her. Don't look."
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"I tried it once and I thought it was stupid."
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"- That's it. We're done. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"$200 an hour so I can drag my ass in here and watch you nod."
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"is from my Brett Favre bobblehead doll."
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"Your problem isn't making bad choices."
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"It's that you identify the good choice and then intentionally do the opposite."
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"And it isn't because you weren't loved when you were a kid."
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"You're so egocentric that the love wasn't enough."
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"so no one could ignore little Perry."
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"Well, little Perry is now 40 years old"
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"and is so invested in this narcissistic notion of yourself"
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"And you'll just keep dumping on everyone around you"
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"Whether it's because you don't have the stones to make it work."
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"Or you just get sick and tired ofjumping through hoops."
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"All right, you don't have to worry about me asking you over and over anymore."
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"Two bits."
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"You don't have more tips on how to climb down the ladder?"
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"Well, tears and hugs there, Katie,"
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"cos I got 20 guys in here and it's about to get nutty."
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"All the best, baby."
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"and asked Dr Gross to take me back."
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