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Clips from Scrubs - His Story (S02E02)

"Vanilla over chocolate? Please."
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"Look, I promise you the Door Open button was not working."
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"Seriously, put your hands together like you're praying."
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"For God's sake, Lily, stop being such a complete wuss"
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"Oh, please. You all wish you could bag a nurse."
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"You shut up."
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"And if your timing is good and it works out for you..."
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"...make sure you cherish it."
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"I don't know."
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"Sorry, but I gotta go."
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"- I'm dizzy. - Yeah, you're fine."
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"Kevin was freaking out about his divorce. I was being supportive."
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"Yeah, by dragging home some random bar skank?"
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"You think I'm too immature."
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"- It's not about that. - Is it my sleep toots?"
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"I don't know what it is, Turk."
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"Except Turk didn't propose in Jim Filliseti's crawl space."
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"- We're getting married. - Stop celebrating."
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"That's just how I answer the phone."
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"Don't you work at the hospital too?"
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"You're one of those girls who uses self-deprecation as a defence mechanism,"
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"The guy in the mullet is checking me out."
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"I let him buy my last two drinks."
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"Back off."
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"Here you go, fellas."
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"- Why, because you're black? - Let's get one thing straight."
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"Oh, here's a towel. And here are your shakes."
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"Thank you, Jenny. Hey, wait, Jenny."
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"Do you like chocolate or... vanilla?"
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"- Go ahead and say it. - She got jungle fever"
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"And now I do."
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"Hit it."
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"and I've finally figured out that even though they're uncomfortable,"
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"Yep, everything's just great."
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"so we can reconnect as a family."
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"Anyway, I invited a couple of my friends over to the apartment while she's gone."
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"They're not either."
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"So how's your rage going lately?"
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"Better."
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"Next time you feel anger welling up in your meaty chest..."
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"Take a deep breath and count to ten before you react."
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"Finish the sentence in the next two seconds or start running."
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"Don't worry about a thing. I'll talk you through it."
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"It'll take 15 minutes and it wouldn't hurt to be in with him."
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"Fair enough. Try this on for size."
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"No matter where you go in life,"
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"- I know, girl. Yesterday... - And he's cute, too."
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"- Dr Reid. - Hey, Nurse... Paul."
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"- Marry me? - Still thinking."
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"- Really? - Yep!"
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"You think I haven't played the field enough."
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"I just wanted you to know, that I've had a long, productive playing career,"
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"over which time I've slept with many, many women."
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"Close our eyes, pretend we're with someone else"
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"Save the racket for the tennis court, big guy."
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"I am not going to make this uncomfortable for you."
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"- Come on, I'm a professional. - OK."
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"Hold it! Hey!"
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"So what?"
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"Is that Bengay?"
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"plus he's twice as fast as the other guy."
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"- I'll bring the Fluffernutters. - Newbie."
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"I'd invite you. Unfortunately, it's guys only."
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"If I were you, I would plan to work every holiday"
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"Where is he?"
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"Where is that little rat bastard?"
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"- Marry me? - Still thinking."
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"I figured it out. This is what you're afraid of."
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"whose behaviour is so disgusting,"
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"it is embarrassing for a woman to be seen with him."
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"- No offence, buddy. - None taken. I gotta run."
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"But you have got to stop trying to pinpoint what the reason is."
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"I mean, you don't like who I am, you don't like what I do."
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"It's not enough."
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"and I decided that I'm not giving up on you."
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"So, how'd you do with my counting exercise?"
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"Now, please don't take away the privilege of letting me pay you"
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"Fine, you wanna know what I really think?"
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"You see, behind this boorish bravado of yours"
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"So you pulled pigtails"
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"as "loner" that you can't quit."
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"there won't be anyone left."
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"Give me a break."
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"Sorry, I have to... cancel tonight."
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"Eventually, everyone bails."
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"and how you just send a constant stream of crap my way,"
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"No, I came over here to tell you I traded with another resident"
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"and switched off your service for a while."
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"but unless you wanna come inside and give the fellas a lap dance,"
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"so this morning I swallowed my pride"
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"It did not go well."
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"- Oh, God! Chart? Chart? - You want me to look for it?"
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"- Cheer-up hug? - What?"
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"or because you feel bad about blowing me off yesterday?"
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"He sees a shrink every day and is still the biggest pain in my ass."
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"Is he in group?"
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"Maybe it's not everybody else, maybe it's you."
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"Come here."
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"Maybe it's time to retreat,"
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"- I don't wanna talk about it. - Sure."
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"- You're welcome. - Eight strips of bacon."
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"Has anyone seen a soda? Oh, for the love of God."
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"it might have resulted in a mild case of... death."
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"Anyway, I owe you one."
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"How's that coma going for you there, pal?"
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"No, never."
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"Nurse, I need clean sheets right away to room one... thousand."
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"and I really can't figure out why."
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"Have a good one."
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"You know, what I do for a living doesn't make me feel like any less of a man."
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"Stop worrying so much about what everybody else thinks."
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"Go ahead. I'll see you outside."
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"Hello, Perry. You're obviously trying to bully me."
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"that benefited you personally and professionally?"
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"Come on. You're telling me"
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"that you took the advice of another human being?"
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"do everything in your power to keep them around,"
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"Hi, yeah, I'm stuck in the elevator."
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"Because you did this."
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"Hello!"
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