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Clips from Bachelor Party (1984)

"I figure why beat around the bush, but, I mean, this pup is fertile,"
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"and I know I'm perfectly capable, so you don't have to worry."
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"You'll have some American grandkids in no time at all."
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"I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some spread. This is pretty good chow."
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"Usually I just have a jam sandwich for lunch."
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"Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together..."
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"Ilene! You're looking very well."
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"- Mrs Thompson... - Cole..."
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"Always a pleasure."
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"Debbie..."
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"And, uh..."
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"Bond. James Bond."
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"So, Cole, how's your game coming along?"
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"- Better and better, sir. - Good."
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"I'll take you on."
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"We tried some doubles this morning but it didn't work out."
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"Mother, what is Cole doing here?"
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"Oh, he must, if he took time off from his Hitler Youth rally."
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"- Good shot! - Thank you, sir."
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"Cole, I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick."
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"Yes, I am, sir."
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"- Son, I don't want you to give up on her. - I have tried to change her mind."
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"It's not her mind you have to change. It's Mr Shit For Brains in there."
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"- Yeah, but how can I do that? - If it were up to me, I'd reason with him first."
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"And if that failed, I'd try more persuasive action."
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"More... persuasive action?"
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"Goodbye, darling."
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"Goodbye, Mom. Thanks for everything. It was great."
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"- Nice seeing you again, Rick. - You too, Mrs T. Let's do this every day."
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"- How about tomorrow? I'll bring weenies. - Well, I have, uh... club."
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"- What time's it over? - Uh, Rick. Let's talk."
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"Honey, the boys have something to discuss."
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"Let's leave 'em alone for a minute, huh?"
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"If this is about the facts of life, I got it covered."
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"- Rick, I want Debbie. - You do, huh?"
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"Yes, I do. You dump her and I'll give you cash."
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"Well, what's Debbie's Blue Book value right now?"
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"- 7500? - Not interested."
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"Cole, read my lips now."
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"I am marrying Debbie."
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"Michelin tyres, brand-new."
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"A set of Sears' best metric tools."
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"What's going on?"
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"This big lug is in love and he's got a lot of major appliances laying around."
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"Debbie, Cole is just trying to save you from making a mistake. A big mistake."
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"Oh, Daddy..."
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"Hey, thanks, Dad. Listen, we gotta go."
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"He'll never be true to you the way I would."
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"We'll keep that in mind. Cole Whittier, ladies and gentlemen!"
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"A funny, funny guy as well as being a wonderfully talented human being."
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"Take care, babe. We love ya."
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"Hey, Rick! You and I, we're not through yet."
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"Hey..."
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"Hey..."
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"What?"
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"I can't sleep."
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"I got something for that."
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"Will you stop fooling around? I need to talk."
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"What's the matter?"
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"I don't know. I just feel scared."
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"Oh, baby... What about?"
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"The wedding. My parents."
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"Your parents. Our friends."
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"My job."
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"The future."
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"Our relationship."
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"The caterers. My gown."
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"Your tuxedo."
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"My shower."
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"Your bachelor party."
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"Well, how about the Middle East? You all right with that?"
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"Honey, everything is gonna be all right."
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"Before or after I have my nervous breakdown?"
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"You are so tense."
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"Come on."
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"That feels so good."
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"That's a coincidence. It's supposed to."
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"Close your eyes. Drift off to sleep again, OK?"
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"It just so happens... I'm a great guy"
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"and, very soon, you're gonna be Mrs Great Guy, all right?"
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"Well, there you go, ma'am. End of the line. Last stop."
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"I have a great idea. Why don't I just pal around with you guys for a while?"
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"No, no, no. We have some manly things we have to do, and this is no place for a woman."
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"- Are you sure you don't want me to go? - How about no?"
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"Remember, you promised me no screwing around."
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"- I won't! I swear on my mother's grave. - Your mother's not dead."
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"Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her."
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"Have a good time."
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"Don't have a great time. You catch my drift, Mr Traditional Guy?"
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"Hmm, yeah, I understand."
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"And you have a fun shower. Use soap."
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"I love you."
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"And I love you."
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"Come on, Rick! Party!"
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"Presidents have stayed in this suite. It's gorgeous!"
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"What presidents?"
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"- What's wrong? - Nothing. Nothing. Let's get crazy."
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"Yeah!"
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"- When do the girls show up? - Gary is taking care of that right now."
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"Great."
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"These are twins of pleasure."
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"Wow! Twins!"
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"Great!"
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"They're gonna be just fine. Just fine."
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"Hi, ladies."
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"Maybe after the orgy tonight we can get together, have a cup of coffee or somethin'?"
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"Thanks, man. We'll see you girls later. Ciao!"
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"Hi!"
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"Hi."
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"He hired some of your girls for a bachelor party?"
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"Yeah, Parkview Hotel, room 1002. What about it?"
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"Yeah, right, well, um... here's the new address."
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"There's been a change of plan. We're sending the girls to his house instead."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah, and, uh... here's a fifty."
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"Now I want this to be a surprise for the groom, so you never saw me, OK?"
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"No problem."
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"Move it out, move it out, move it out!"
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"You be careful with that bus. It's a rental."
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"We who are about to go apeshit salute you!"
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