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Clips from Bachelor Party (1984)

"- It's good to see you. - You too."
Bachelor Party (1984)
"- God, you're a slob! - Yeah, but I'm a fabulous cook."
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"Yeah? And what are we having?"
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"Well, it's either Swiss steak, meat loaf... I dunno. Charred flesh of some sort."
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"- Why don't we name it after we eat? - Good idea."
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"Mr Chef? Your vegetables are on fire."
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"Oh! Hey! It's OK. It's all right. It's broccoli flambé. It's supposed to do that."
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"Just a little tricky, that's all. Guess I put in a little too much nuclear waste, huh?"
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"- Wanna hear something great? - You betcha."
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"Bobbi and Phoebe are gonna throw me a shower. It's gonna be so much fun!"
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"Not as much fun as the bachelor party the guys are gonna throw for me."
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"I hope you like potato salad. It's chunky style, my favorite."
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"- You're gonna have a bachelor party? - Sure! You bet!"
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"Hey, it's a traditional event, and I am a traditional kinda guy."
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"How about this? Does this look great or what?"
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"- It looks awful. - Well, looks can be deceiving."
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"Not in this case, however."
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"Nope, this is definitely the food that prison riots are made of."
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"Are we gonna have girls at our party?"
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"Well..."
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"No, it's a stag party, and that means that does stay home."
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"I'm not talking about does. I'm talking about hookers."
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"Ohhh! Those!"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I mean, like, from what I hear, it's a tradition. And you're a traditional guy."
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"Come here, you little vixen. I'm gonna set you straight about something."
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"Women mean nothing to me, and that is why I am so in love with you."
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"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
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"I need you to promise me."
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"OK. OK. I promise. You got it."
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"You know, I... I know a way that we can seal this bargain."
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"Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait!"
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"I got a surprise for ya! And I think you're really gonna like it!"
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"OK, Ricky. Wanna hold out your arm?"
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"You wouldn't hurt your own brother, would you?"
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"Hey! I've changed my mind! I don't need a blood test. I'm not even gonna get married."
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"- The wedding is off, chief. - Bear. Chicken, chicken, chicken!"
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"You were always sneaky, Stan. You were always very, very sneaky."
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"Hey, you ready for this big party?"
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"I understand that the guys have some fascinating women lined up for you."
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"A bevy of..."
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"Keep your voice down. I've got the wife in the other room."
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"Uh, Stan..."
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"Stan, is this supposed to be like this?"
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"No, that's incorrect."
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"Oh."
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"I can't understand you getting married."
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"Do you have any idea what you're giving up? Any idea? An inkling?"
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"Women every night. Nakedness. Gone!"
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"I miss that so much, Ricky."
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"Oh, well, maybe you'll feel just a little better after this."
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"Easy. Easy. And hold."
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"Oh, that's a fair trade. A cotton ball for all my blood."
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"Hey, I'm really looking forward to this bachelor party."
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"- Who don't you say nothin' to? - Tina?"
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"Tina. OK."
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"Don't screw me up. I told her I'm going to a plasma convention."
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"Oh, well, that's brilliant."
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"Hi, Tina!"
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"Rick! Mr Goldsmith, this is my brother-in-law. He's getting married."
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"Congratulations."
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"Nurse, take over."
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"I am so happy for you!"
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"That's great. I'm glad. Thanks."
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"Listen, I gotta run. I gotta make sure the guys have got the hookers!"
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"- Hookers? - He didn't say hookers."
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"- Did I say hookers? I didn't mean... - You said hookers."
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"- Doc, I'll pay my bill! Don't hurt me, please! - I'll kill you!"
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"I'll pull out your lights! I'll rip out your guts!"
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"I'll break you in half! Now shut up and get outta here!"
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"OK. All right."
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"Oh, listen. I'll see ya Saturday for the...?"
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"Out!"
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"Mrs Phillips. You're next."
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"- OK, who serves? - Your turn, Dad."
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"It's long, it's to the fence, it's to the wall! It's gone!"
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"- Rick! - Yep."
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"Hit the ball easier, son. You don't have to kill it."
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"Uh... maybe we should go in now."
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"No. We will at least finish this set."
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"- Ready? - Yo!"
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"Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!"
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"One of these days, I'm gonna burn the Thompson court right to the ground."
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"I gotta admit my tennis is a little rusty, but polo... There's a game, eh?"
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"Unrelenting, constant challenge to the senses."
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"A beautiful, manly experience."
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"Rick, I want to cut through the BS."
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"- I'd like that. - Good."
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"I think you're an asshole."
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"No, let me correct that. An immature asshole."
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"Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter"
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"and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes."
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"- Mr Thompson, I... - No, let me finish."
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"Debbie is an adult. She can do what she wants."
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"But if you want your marriage to last, you have to change some things about yourself."
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"- Now, if I may make some suggestions? - Oh, feel free."
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"Good. First, you're a slob."
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"You dress like a bum."
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"Second, you're unmotivated."
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"You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive. You're insincere."
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"I'm having the same caterer for your shower that we had at our Christmas party last year."
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"That'd be great! They're wonderful!"
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"If I were you, I'd worry less about the shower and more about Rick's bachelor party."
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"Why...? Why would I want to do that? I trust Rick."
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"But what do you think happens at bachelor parties?"
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"Think they drink tea and play Scrabble?"
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"Ilene, I trust Rick. He promised..."
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"Debbie, please! Don't be naive. Men are pigs."
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"Girls, why don't we go inside and have some lunch?"
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"Boys! Come on inside and have lunch!"
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"In a second."
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"And you're irresponsible. A show-off."
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"You're vulgar. You're inappropriate."
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"Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list. And you're right. You're absolutely right."
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"And I think, if I really apply myself,"
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"I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch."
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"Rick, we don't have a dog."
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"- You want this? - You betcha."
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"Yeah, me and Debbie are gonna have kids right away."
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"I'd like to adopt this 17-year-old Korean girl I've had my eye on."
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