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Clips from Flight of The Conchords (S01E01)

"# A part-time model #"
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"Yeah, I should go. I'll go."
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"You looked kind of cute when I was drunk."
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"# And when I saw you #"
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"# I have ever seen with a kebab #"
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"It doesn't look like Daft Punk."
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"So how many ones can you have?"
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"Do you think it would be okay if Sally and I"
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"- No, it's going to be weird. - It won't be weird."
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"and I... I said it wouldn't be weird, but it is a bit weird."
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"- # Boogie # - # Robo-boogie #"
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"# I see you standing all alone #"
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"- Oh, amazing fun. - It was okay."
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"# And we poisoned their asses #"
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"- It will be weird. - It won't be weird."
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"Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot"
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"# But I'm gonna do it anyway #"
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"# We could feel each other up on my couch #"
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"# 'Cause you're so beautiful #"
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"- You said Claire was the one. - Yeah, she's another one."
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"Just one. Just one."
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"# I'm not crying #"
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"Man, back in New Zealand, I was getting it on with lots of chicks."
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"- Um... - Home."
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"and then, um,"
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"the whole thing with you there with the..."
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"# No, I'm not crying #"
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"Here though, I..."
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"I don't want to be a dick"
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"because you're... try and make it less cool."
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"# Ha #"
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"# There is no more unhappiness #"
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"# Depending on the street #"
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"# I dim the lights down to very low, here we go #"
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"it was obvious that you were more into her than she was into you."
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"# I'm not cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-ing #"
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"# Let's get in a cab #"
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"She's thinking, "Oh..."
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"So you get more than one "one"?"
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"# I thought, "What is she doing... #"
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"# You're so beautiful #"
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"I never thought she was right for you anyway."
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"# He says he doesn't mind #"
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"# When you said your goodbye #"
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"- No. - I have it here in my wallet. Look."
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"I think I know where I went wrong last night."
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"# With a few robo-friends #"
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"# But I can tell he kind of minds #"
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"# Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh #"
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"# So that we could have fun #"
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"# To a party like his?" #"
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"# I can tell that you #"
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"# Around you on the dance floor #"
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"- # You're so beautiful # - # Beautiful #"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. Thanks."
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"- That sounds good. - It sounds better."
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"Hewitt. Yeah."
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"Where?"
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"# of the mid-'90s #"
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"- # The humans are dead # - # He's right they are dead #"
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"You just know. When it happens to you, you'll know."
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"I like Sally. You like Sally."
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"- Bret should pay for it really. - Don't worry about my top."
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"you were leaving, that's when I definitely knew."
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"But if you're trying to break my heart..."
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"I'm usually more charismatic than this."
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"- I was really drunk. - So, you're leaving, aren't you?"
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"- Mmm, hmmm. ...because we never really went out."
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"Don't turn around and see"
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"# It's not because of you #"
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"# My eyes are just a little sweaty today #"
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"# 0000001 #"
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"# 000000111 #"
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"Yeah."
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"Do you want to give it a shot?"
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"uh, Michelle Fitzpatrick,"
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"This is Dave's place."
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"Can you move away, please?"
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"Mmm."
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"# And when you're on the street #"
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"# At my mate's place? #"
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"# That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl #"
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"# Hee-hee hee-hee hee-hee #"
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"# Spending part of your time modeling #"
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"- Bret? - Did you..."
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"- Yes. - I don't know then."
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"with the light... on."
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"It's just easier when I call,"
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"Hey, whoa. Crazy meeting you here, huh?"
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"that kind of thing would be considered a little weird here in the U.S."
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"Okay, I see."
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"# Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead. #"
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"Hey, um, Bret?"
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"- Yeah, bye, Bret. - You'll bring the duck?"
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"- That was weird, wasn't it? - Yeah, a little."
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"Bret, don't worry about Sally."
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"Well, I haven't actually met Sally."
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"- Thanks, Mel. - You can tell me anything."
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"Those are my cousins, and there... that's... that's Jemaine's lips."
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"# I'm not crying #"
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"- Do what? - Get back together."
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"# And then I seal the deal #"
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"# "Dave do you mind if I do?" #"
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"# Why don't we leave? #"
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"You're probably going to need to get that dry-cleaned."
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"# By the stereo #"
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"# I draw you near, let's get out of here #"
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"..."
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