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Clips from Flight of The Conchords (S01E01)

"- See you... see you, Mel. - Yeah."
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"Bret, don't worry about Sally, all right?"
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"- Really? - Yeah, you could really tell."
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"Thanks, Mel."
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"- Take care. - See you."
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"What was that place you went to with Bret"
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"I'm not sure."
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"I'm... I'm quite busy at the moment."
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"You know what? I've left duck juice all down your top."
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"I don't think we should see each other again."
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"I think it's best if we just pretend this never happened."
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"- Maybe we could have a break? - A break?"
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"No, there's... there's no relationship."
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"No, um, it's not that. It's just that..."
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"I knew it. When you said just then when you told me"
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"Maybe you guys know some..."
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"...your plan is flawed from the start."
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"I already broke up with Bret, so I already broke up with you..."
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"- And as you turn around to leave... - Jemaine?"
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"# It's just been raining #"
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"# On my face #"
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"# Please #"
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"# I'm not crying #"
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"# It's because I'm thinking about friend of mine #"
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"# That you don't know who is dying #"
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"# That's right, dying #"
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"# Oh, I'm not crying #"
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"# No #"
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"# There's just a little bit of dust in my eye #"
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"# I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand #"
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"- # Ha # - # Ha #"
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"- # Ha # - # Ha #"
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"# How come we've reached this fork in the road #"
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"♫ And yet it cuts like a knife? ♫"
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"It wasn't working."
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"Oh no, she broke up with me."
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"That's what I mean... it was hard work staying together with her"
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"And then, you know... boring."
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"How did you do that?"
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"Oh, it just happened."
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"Mmm, where?"
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"Um, at her place."
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"I cooked dinner, you know."
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"Mmm."
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"What did you cook?"
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"No. Just making chitchat."
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"# Can't we just talk to the humans? #"
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"# A little understanding could make things better #"
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"- # No, because they are dead # - # Binary solo #"
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"- # Lick my battery # - # Boogie #"
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"- Who? - Well, uh..."
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"- Yeah. Great decorations. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm trying to look Ionely."
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"# Room #"
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"# In the whole wide room #"
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"# I bet you are definitely #"
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"# I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you #"
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"# He's not sure, I said #"
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"# You could be a part-time model #"
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"# I do my moves, I do my dance moves #"
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"# It's 12:02 #"
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"# I'll buy you a kebab #"
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"# Let's go to my house #"
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"# No-oh-oh, yeah #"
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"- # Or a high-class prostitute # - # You're so beautiful #"
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"I'll call you. Okay."
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"Okay."
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"but also because of the thing with the light."
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"for, like, six months."
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"Yeah, well... yeah, it's mainly because you used to go out,"
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"- Hmm? - What do you think of this?"
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"- Right. - I just think she found it off-putting."
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"- Jemaine? - Well, yeah, obviously."
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"Murray, present. See? Even if I do it."
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""Jemaine knew.""
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"What are you doing down Mr. Lee's stairwell?"
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"that's all we were going to do... just get some air."
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"- I don't want cake... - It's top quality."
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"But I, uh, wasn't invited."
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"New Zealand."
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"Have you got any video cameras, David?"
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"I haven't worked it all out. We haven't got much money."
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"We wanted ones like Daft Punk."
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"# The distant future, the distant future #"
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"♫ We are robots ♫"
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"# The world is very different #"
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"# We no longer say "yes" #"
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"# The humans are dead #"
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"Some people are lucky. I've had a few ones."
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"Yep, okay."
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"- It pretty much looks like a helmet. - Right."
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"Well, could you do that tomorrow night?"
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"- the other nights? - Well..."
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"how about you just maybe don't go out with Sally"
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"so I can hang out with you guys?"
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"She used to like you. She really likes me."
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"- You look beautiful. - Bret, this is my date."
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"- Yeah, yep. - Okay."
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"is often standing right in front of your eyes."
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"We said we'd call your mom and she'll go to bed soon."
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"Whenever I was watching the two of you"
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"Oh."
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"- I don't think we should go out again. - It's really oily."
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"Yet. We could start with a break."
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"if I'm crying... I'm not crying."
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"# Don't tell my mates #"
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"# These aren't tears of sadness #"
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"# I'm making a lasagna #"
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"# Dust from the path that you made #"
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"# Searching for you #"
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"# They're tears of joy #"
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"- wanting to break up all the time. - Oh, okay."
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"Didn't you break up and then get back together for a while?"
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"Yeah."
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"# Can't we talk to the humans and work together now? #"
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"- # 0000001111 # - # Oh #"
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"- # 0000001 # - # Oh oh #"
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"- # 00000011 # - # Oh oh #"
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"- # 000000111 # - # Come on, sucker #"
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