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Clips from Flight of The Conchords (S01E01)

"- Don't we need more money for... - Helen?"
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"Good. Can I get Friday afternoon off?"
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"Yep."
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"How does Saturday morning sound?"
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"Oh, hey guys."
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"- Hey, Mel. - Hey, Mel."
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"What, outside our house?"
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"You're so funny. I love your sense of humor."
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"Jogging. Hey, where were you guys on Tuesday?"
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"I went to your gig."
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"I was at the Aquarium for hours just waiting."
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"They wouldn't let me stay after 1:00 a.m., but, um..."
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"- what time did you guys play? - It was canceled."
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"Well, the fish were beautiful."
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"- I don't think we want to hear that. - No, it's really interesting."
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"Actually, you know quite a few species of fish"
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"require two or more sexual partners..."
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"That's right. Yeah yeah."
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"You... you just came from home."
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"Yeah, we're just popping out for a second"
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"We always have such a fun time"
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"when we're hanging out together. Awesome."
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"It's a good cake, man."
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"It doesn't make any difference... Isabella."
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"- Get out. I don't want your cake! - 20 bucks. Give me the TV."
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"What an idiot, trying to sell me a cake."
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"- It was a beautiful cake. - Yeah, it was."
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"So did you guys have fun at the party?"
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"Yeah, pretty good."
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"- I, uh... - Yeah?"
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"Not that well."
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"You and her used to go out before, didn't you?"
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"No, that was me. She went out with me."
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"Hey, Jemaine, I don't know how they do things back in England..."
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"Yeah, whatever. I don't really give a shit."
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"But the point is, going out with your best friend's ex-girlfriend"
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"while you still live with your best friend,"
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"Actually it'd be quite weird in New Zealand as well."
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"Jemaine, you should think about that."
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"I've told you... when you're in a band,"
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"you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend, past or present."
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"- Yes, thanks for that. - You get a love triangle."
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"You know? Fleetwood Mac situation."
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"Well, there was four of them so more of a love square,"
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"but, you know, no one gets on."
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"Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then."
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"- "Rumors." - No, that's all true."
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"Well, the thing is Bret's cool with it."
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"- I'm not that cool with it. - If Bret's cool with it, that's fine."
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"Like, how much do you want to spend?"
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"Do you want a printed-out budget?"
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"No, I want to know how much money you want to spend..."
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"And... action!"
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"I don't think that's a proper camera, Murray."
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"- Yeah, a mobile-phone camera. - I think it's mostly a phone."
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"It's what's we're using, isn't it? It's all I've got. It's taking good footage."
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"- You look good. - Is it?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"What are these supposed to be?"
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"Those are your function buttons for the robot."
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"- They look like nipples. - Don't touch them!"
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"I spent ages making these, guys. It looks good."
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"Now let's just start again. That's all I had."
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"I don't know who he is."
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"More like..."
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"you know, electronic... hide your neck."
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"Put your... that's right. Okay."
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"# It is the distant future, the year 2000 #"
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"# Affirmative #"
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"# There is only one kind of dance... #"
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"# The robot #"
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"# Oh yes #"
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"# Two kinds of dances #"
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"It's just that I think she might be the one."
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"Five."
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"- How many have you had? - Three."
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"How many have you had?"
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"Okay, well, I'll see you later then."
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"Okay, bye."
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"had the apartment to ourselves tonight?"
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"- What for? - Some time alone."
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"Mmm, I was going to be working on my secret project."
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"Your helmet that looks like your hair?"
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"- Yes. - How's that going?"
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"It's going pretty good. I still need to get more body in the hair."
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"It's helmet-hair night, man, not really."
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"I mean, I've been thinking about it for ages."
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"You said you were going to help actually."
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"There's nothing booked on any other night."
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"- Why don't you... - It's just..."
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"Could you swap it for Tuesday night or..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I can't hang out with you guys, can I? It's a bit weird now."
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"Of course you can hang out with us."
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"Come to dinner with us tonight."
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"It's going to be... that's going to be weird."
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"- It won't be weird. - That is going to be weird, man."
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"- You like me. - I suppose I do."
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"- That is going to be weird. - It won't be weird."
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"- It will be weird. - It won't be weird."
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"It's fine, it's fine."
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"Oh."
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"- and you were always around. - I've ordered my main, I'll stay."
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"Um... I wouldn't have ordered the duck."
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"I spent all my money on the duck."
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"- Bye, Bret. - See you."
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"Yeah, I'll bring the duck."
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"- Hi, Bret. Are you okay? - Oh, hey, Mel."
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"- Jemaine's on a date with Sally, right? - Yeah."
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"Not good."
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"What didn't you like about Sally?"
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"I just... sometimes I think the thing you're looking for"
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"What are you going to do tonight?"
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"Mel, can we go now? We've been here for 21/2 hours."
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"Just 'cause I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you."
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"Anything. I promise I won't think you're a pervert."
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"- Oh yeah, that's them. - Mel, we really have to go now."
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"You should go. I'm fine. I'll be fine."
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