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Clips from Flight of The Conchords (S01E01)

"# I'm not upset because you left me this way #"
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"# They've been looking around a lot #"
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"# They've been looking for you #"
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"# Even though I told them not to #"
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"# These aren't tears of sadness #"
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"# I'm just laughing #"
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"# I'm sitting at this table called love #"
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"# Staring down at the irony of life #"
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"- # Yeah # - # No. #"
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"Me and Sally had to break up."
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"I can see why you broke with her. She was hard work."
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"She broke up with me too."
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"Mm, yeah. Well, for like, six or seven weeks."
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"Are you trying to get back together with Sally?"
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"Oh, okay. Macaroni."
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"# 00000011 #"
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"# Boogie, robo-boogie #"
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"# The humans are dead #"
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"# Once again without emotion #"
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"# The humans are #"
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"Sarah Fitzpatrick,"
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"Claire Fitzpatrick... the list goes on."
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"- That was all of them? - Well, triple figures."
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"I don't seem to get with any women, I just talk about getting with women."
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"Yeah, but the ones you talk about are hot."
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"They're a lot hotter than the ones you got with in New Zealand."
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"I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women."
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"You don't just talk about it, man, you talk about it a lot."
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"- This should be it. - Yeah, this is it."
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"- Yeah it's Dave's party. - Oh, right."
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"Hey, Dave. This is an awesome party, man."
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"How's it going?"
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"but could you guys, like, move away?"
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"Chicks are attracted to Ionely guys."
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"It's a psychological analogy."
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"And what about Eugene?"
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"He knows what he's doing."
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"Well, you just look like you're waiting."
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"You look good, but you look like you're waiting."
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"Guys, go have a samosa."
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"Have you tried the gulab jamuns? They're off the hook."
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"What I was trying to say before is that"
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"- Mmm. - But I'm not sure what happens,"
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"because I mean that's about how long it takes to get to know someone."
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"Sure. How long for?"
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"Okay."
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"# Yeah-ah-ha #"
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"# Are the most beautiful girl in the... #"
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"# Ooh #"
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"# Good-Iooking girls on the street #"
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"# Depending on the street #"
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"# At my mate's place #"
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"# How did Dave get a hottie like that #"
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"# Ooh, you're a legend, Dave #"
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"# Just me and you #"
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"# And I can't believe #"
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"# And part of your time #"
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"# Next to meeee... #"
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"# My place is usually a little tidier than this. #"
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"That's just Bret. Turn the light off, Bret."
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"No no no. It's okay. Leave it on."
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"Um, I should probably go."
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"Are you sure?"
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"So on or off with the light then?"
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"Yeah, um..."
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"What happened there? Did I do something wrong?"
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"I walked on the outside of her. I bought her a kebab."
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"Should I have paid for the whole taxi?"
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"- Hmm? - Bret?"
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"did you walk on the outside of her?"
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"I'm going to sleep."
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"Hmm?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I think she found it weird..."
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"Yeah, I think it might also be"
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"because she and I used to go out."
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"Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out,"
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"Yeah. Yeah, maybe."
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"But I think it's mainly because her and I used to go out..."
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"but also mainly because of the whole situation with the light."
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"Yeah, but the last thing you want to see"
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"Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you?"
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"Hmm."
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"May I interject?"
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"It's good."
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"I'm getting them for the building."
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"It doesn't work."
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"- Yep? - Jemaine?"
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"Here? Well, you're here?"
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"It's just so I've got it all written down, you know."
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"Yeah, but I'm here, so if you can see me here..."
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"It's just how we do it."
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"So how was, uh, Dave's party?"
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"- Oh it was good. - Mmm, it wasn't that good."
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"No."
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"Jemaine, did you know? You did know?"
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"Item one: Fan base;"
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"That's not a fan base, that's just a woman."
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"Yeah, but I'm calling it a fan base from now on."
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"because if you say, "Oh, the fan will be there,""
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"they can tell there's only one person. I'm trying to make it look bigger."
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"It's a base... put "base" on the end of it, okay?"
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"Yeah, I'm getting to that."
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"I've got a lot on my plate, Jemaine."
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"I'm not just a band manager."
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"Oh wow, Greg."
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"What about another exclamation mark?"
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"I don't think that's necessary."
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"That's... good."
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"It was kind of a misunderstanding."
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"Um, there was a typo in the ad."
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"Sand, you know, that wavy font?"
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"But I sent the demo."
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"So the good news is that, uh..."
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"They might play it in the lobby."
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"- Okay, that's positive. - Item two..."
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"that's it."
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"Have you guys got any ideas?"
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"I was just going to say the same one."
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"I can take Friday afternoon off, no worries."
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