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Clips from MacGyver - Can Opener (S01E01)

If anybody can figure this out

"If anybody can figure this out"

MacGyver

on his own, it's Mac.

"on his own, it's Mac."

MacGyver

But he doesn't know he's on his own, Jack.

"But he doesn't know he's on his own, Jack."

MacGyver

He doesn't even know you're not coming back

"He doesn't even know you're not coming back"

MacGyver

with the supplies he needs.

"with the supplies he needs."

MacGyver

Yeah, well, I guess he'll have

"Yeah, well, I guess he'll have"

MacGyver

Funny thing inside these walls...

"Funny thing inside these walls..."

MacGyver

time doesn't stand still,

"time doesn't stand still,"

MacGyver

It disappears completely.

"It disappears completely."

MacGyver

The minutes get longer and longer.

"The minutes get longer and longer."

MacGyver

Hours stretch until they feel like an eternity.

"Hours stretch until they feel like an eternity."

MacGyver

I haven't exactly been able to watch a clock,

"I haven't exactly been able to watch a clock,"

MacGyver

but I know Jack is taking way too long

"but I know Jack is taking way too long"

MacGyver

to get back to me with the stuff I asked for.

"to get back to me with the stuff I asked for."

MacGyver

Which is a big problem.

"Which is a big problem."

MacGyver

I wasn't 100% sure

"I wasn't 100% sure"

MacGyver

I could break out of this place with Jack's help.

"I could break out of this place with Jack's help."

MacGyver

And now, I really don't know if I can do it alone.

"And now, I really don't know if I can do it alone."

MacGyver

You got a new roommate.

"You got a new roommate."

MacGyver

I used the last of my favors with the guards

"I used the last of my favors with the guards"

MacGyver

to be transferred in here with you.

"to be transferred in here with you."

MacGyver

Los Manos Sangrientas will be looking for us soon.

"Los Manos Sangrientas will be looking for us soon."

MacGyver

So, are you gonna break us out of here

"So, are you gonna break us out of here"

MacGyver

or do I have to kill you myself?

"or do I have to kill you myself?"

MacGyver

What's your plan?

"What's your plan?"

MacGyver

First, let's make our deal clear.

"First, let's make our deal clear."

MacGyver

I get us out of the prison,

"I get us out of the prison,"

MacGyver

you get us out of the country.

"you get us out of the country."

MacGyver

That can be arranged.

"That can be arranged."

MacGyver

so I can lay low until the heat dies down.

"so I can lay low until the heat dies down."

MacGyver

You do everything you say,

"You do everything you say,"

MacGyver

I'll give you anything you want.

"I'll give you anything you want."

MacGyver

Good.

"Good."

MacGyver

once we get out of here...

"once we get out of here..."

MacGyver

it's all on you.

"it's all on you."

MacGyver

I'll make the call.

"I'll make the call."

MacGyver

You get us past these walls,

"You get us past these walls,"

MacGyver

my men will take care of the rest.

"my men will take care of the rest."

MacGyver

There are a lot of walls and bars

"There are a lot of walls and bars"

MacGyver

How do you plan to get past them?

"How do you plan to get past them?"

MacGyver

Batteries and salt.

"Batteries and salt."

MacGyver

"Batteries and salt"... that's your plan?

""Batteries and salt"... that's your plan?"

MacGyver

Well, yeah, I mean, we need water, too,

"Well, yeah, I mean, we need water, too,"

MacGyver

but we already have that.

"but we already have that."

MacGyver

A-Block's all clear.

"A-Block's all clear."

MacGyver

I'm going to lunch.

"I'm going to lunch."

MacGyver

Watch yourself, fish.

"Watch yourself, fish."

MacGyver

Last door on the right.

"Last door on the right."

MacGyver

Ah, lunchtime.

"Ah, lunchtime."

MacGyver

That would be our daily helping of Nutraloaf.

"That would be our daily helping of Nutraloaf."

MacGyver

of cafeteria leftovers

"of cafeteria leftovers"

MacGyver

that provides all the nutrition

"that provides all the nutrition"

MacGyver

a growing inmate needs.

"a growing inmate needs."

MacGyver

Plus a few thousand grams of salt to mask the taste.

"Plus a few thousand grams of salt to mask the taste."

MacGyver

Terrible for the body, but, thankfully, I didn't plan

"Terrible for the body, but, thankfully, I didn't plan"

MacGyver

So, now you're making soup in the toilet?

"So, now you're making soup in the toilet?"

MacGyver

N-No, not soup.

"N-No, not soup."

MacGyver

Hydrogen.

"Hydrogen."

MacGyver

The salt in the Nutraloaf

"The salt in the Nutraloaf"

MacGyver

acts as an electrolyte.

"acts as an electrolyte."

MacGyver

Combine that

"Combine that"

MacGyver

with the current from a battery

"with the current from a battery"

MacGyver

of water.

"of water."

MacGyver

I have no idea what you're talking about.

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

MacGyver

Well...

"Well..."

MacGyver

I'm splitting the water molecule

"I'm splitting the water molecule"

MacGyver

into oxygen and hydrogen.

"into oxygen and hydrogen."

MacGyver

Anyways, uh... hydrogen likes to...

"Anyways, uh... hydrogen likes to..."

MacGyver

So, you're gonna blow this whole cell up

"So, you're gonna blow this whole cell up"

MacGyver

with us inside?

"with us inside?"

MacGyver

Yeah.

"Yeah."

MacGyver

Well, I mean, we got to get

"Well, I mean, we got to get"

MacGyver

the door open somehow.

"the door open somehow."

MacGyver

So, what do we do now?

"So, what do we do now?"

MacGyver

Now...

"Now..."

MacGyver

we wait.

"we wait."

MacGyver

So, where did you learn to do all this?

"So, where did you learn to do all this?"

MacGyver

I've always been good at figuring things out.

"I've always been good at figuring things out."

MacGyver

Never really all that good at following the rules.

"Never really all that good at following the rules."

MacGyver

Before I was in a cage, I used to design them.

"Before I was in a cage, I used to design them."

MacGyver

Used to build safes and vaults

"Used to build safes and vaults"

MacGyver

for banks, businesses...

"for banks, businesses..."

MacGyver

billionaires.

"billionaires."

MacGyver

Problem was

"Problem was"

MacGyver

I liked picking locks better than I liked designing them.

"I liked picking locks better than I liked designing them."

MacGyver

I got greedy.

"I got greedy."

MacGyver

Got caught with my hand in a cookie jar that I'd built.

"Got caught with my hand in a cookie jar that I'd built."

MacGyver

So...

"So..."

MacGyver

is your toilet ready?

"is your toilet ready?"

MacGyver

Only one way to find out.

"Only one way to find out."

MacGyver

Give me a hand with this bed.

"Give me a hand with this bed."

MacGyver

Yeah.

"Yeah."

MacGyver

I think it worked.

"I think it worked."

MacGyver

Could you hand me that string down there?

"Could you hand me that string down there?"

MacGyver

I'm about to spike the air pressure in here

"I'm about to spike the air pressure in here"

MacGyver

by about two degrees of magnitude, so...

"by about two degrees of magnitude, so..."

MacGyver

either these go in your ears

"either these go in your ears"

MacGyver

or blood comes out.

"or blood comes out."

MacGyver

It's up to you.

"It's up to you."

MacGyver

One other fun fact about hydrogen?

"One other fun fact about hydrogen?"

MacGyver

It's lighter than air.

"It's lighter than air."

MacGyver

That's what kept the Hindenburg up in the sky...

"That's what kept the Hindenburg up in the sky..."

MacGyver

Take this.

"Take this."

MacGyver

Wrap it around your head and get underneath.

"Wrap it around your head and get underneath."

MacGyver

With the air vent and the window sealed

"With the air vent and the window sealed"

MacGyver

I've been making in the toilet

"I've been making in the toilet"

MacGyver

has been gathering at the ceiling for hours.

"has been gathering at the ceiling for hours."

MacGyver

And since every gallon of water, when broken down,

"And since every gallon of water, when broken down,"

MacGyver

produces about 4,000 liters of gaseous hydrogen, well...

"produces about 4,000 liters of gaseous hydrogen, well..."

MacGyver

this is going to get loud.

"this is going to get loud."

MacGyver

You got any more tricks up your sleeve?

"You got any more tricks up your sleeve?"

MacGyver

Get this door open now!

"Get this door open now!"

MacGyver

Actually, this one isn't!

"Actually, this one isn't!"

MacGyver

How you going to deal with them now, smart guy?

"How you going to deal with them now, smart guy?"

MacGyver

Get the door!

"Get the door!"

MacGyver

Uh, I don't know, but I'll think of something.

"Uh, I don't know, but I'll think of something."

MacGyver

Come on! Hurry up! Open the door!

"Come on! Hurry up! Open the door!"

MacGyver

We need a diversion.

"We need a diversion."

MacGyver

Now.

"Now."

MacGyver

Code red!

"Code red!"

MacGyver

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