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Clips from Scary Movie 2 (2001)

"BUDDY: Come on. You got to be quicker than that, A cup."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hey! - How you doing?"
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"with your mouths open..."
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"or is someone gonna offer me a seat?"
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"DWIGHT: I warmed it up for you."
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"It's the best seat in the house."
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"Second best."
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"Yes, it was reported but never substantiated."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"HANSON: All right. Well, uh..."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Yeah."
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"HANSON: That's what I like to hear."
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"Hey, these buns look good."
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"Oh, yeah..."
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"- Ray! - Oh, I'm sorry. My bad."
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"CINDY: These are delicious."
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"HANSON: Thank you, my child."
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"I made them by hand."
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"HANSON: OK!"
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"Here we go. I think the taters are just about done."
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"I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here."
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"[ Hanson humming ]"
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"OK, now. Dig in."
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"Now it's time for the turkey."
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"Oh, what a beautiful bird."
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"- No! - No, man!"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey, man."
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"Why don't you just relax..."
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"and just let me do that for you?"
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"- Yeah. - Rest that little hand."
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"Let me give you a little pinch there."
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"Come on."
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"Fuck it!"
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"You know, a lot of people..."
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"really it's very simple."
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"You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey..."
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"and it's got, over here..."
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"just the tiniest little stinkhole..."
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"but it's big enough to get your hand..."
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"Stuff the shit out of it."
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"I cook it with all the giblets..."
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"the penises and the ginies..."
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"And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys..."
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"I lick like that..."
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"hiney... hiney ho..."
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"[ Hanson humming ]"
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"That's nice and good."
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"Up and down..."
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"All right. I think that's almost..."
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"ready now."
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"And then we bring it to the table."
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"Yours or the turkey's?"
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"SHORTY: I just thought that was funny."
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"ALL: Whoo!"
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"How about two? Ha ha!"
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"How about I take these two legs..."
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"all the way to the knee!"
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"may I ask you is there something on the menu..."
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"that you haven't personally prepared?"
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"Well, I ordered out the dessert."
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"ALL: All right!"
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"HANSON: Make room."
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"All right. OK. Mmm."
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"Who wants the first piece of that pie?"
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"Huh? I see you eyeing the first piece."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"Mm mmm. Pass that down to her."
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"Thank you."
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"HANSON: That's nice."
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"My germs."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"My germs."
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"[ Meow ]"
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"Come play."
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"Ooh!"
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"[ Whistle blows ]"
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"WOMAN'S VOICE: Cindy... Cindy."
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"Who is it?"
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"I want to help you."
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"Where are you?"
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"Check the fucking music room!"
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"Hey, Cindy, think fast!"
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"Ohh! Uhh! Aah!"
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"Dude, you suck!"
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"Ow."
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"That's just it, Buddy."
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"I am a girl."
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"Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do?"
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"Gentle stuff."
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"You know, like talking and..."
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"You know, stuff like that."
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"I guess since you're a girl it's all right."
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"- Yeah. It'll be fine. - All right."
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"Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me?"
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"Yeah. Exactly."
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"that happened to me when I was in high school."
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"Really? What happened?"
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"Buddy!"
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"Oh, my God. Look."
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"They lead straight to the bookcase."
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"Must be a secret study or something."
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"Wow."
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"BUDDY: Oh, my God. She looks just like you."
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"You think?"
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"Well, actually, her hair doesn't have..."
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"as many split ends as yours..."
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"Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty..."
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"Really?"
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"Also, her tits are perfect."
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"or spaced too far apart."
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"Oh, my God, look at this."
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"Caroline."
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"[ Crash ]"
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"[ Hiss ]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"All right. Let's get out of here."
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"- Buddy! - What?"
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"MAN: What the..."
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