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Clips from Scary Movie 2 (2001)

"What's this?"
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"Sir, they're all survivors..."
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"of the Stevenston County Massacre."
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"Sir, exactly how are we going to get them up there?"
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"Each of you have been carefully selected..."
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"to be in this class..."
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"for which you receive an automatic grade of A..."
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"Now, this year's study is insomnia."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"We are going to spend the weekend together..."
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"where we've established a controlled environment..."
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"in which we'll study your various sleep disorders."
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"Now, I'll be passing out directions..."
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"- I can do it. - No."
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"I can... myself... do it."
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"PROFESSOR: Now, you should all be there..."
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"I'll see you all this evening."
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"You left your book back there."
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"That was kind of bad."
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"I'm sorry, Buddy."
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"but I just got out of a really bad relationship..."
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"so I'm not quite ready to start dating yet."
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"Oh."
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"OK. See you later, friend."
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"Wedgie! Smell you later!"
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"As our lives change"
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"We will still be"
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"Friends forever"
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"La, la, la, la, la, la, la..."
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"Hello?"
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"[ Door creaks ]"
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"Hello?"
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"BIRD: Little? I'm not little."
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"I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out."
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"You ever seen a bird dick this big?"
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"Too much for you, huh, baby?"
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"All right. Step off then, sweet cheeks."
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"Come back when you want some real loving."
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"Fucking tease."
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"CINDY: Hello?"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, child."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared?"
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"Better?"
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"I'm here with Professor Oldman's group."
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"Cindy."
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"Oh, but the resemblance is striking."
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"Look at the thin cheek bones and the same lips."
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"Look at your hair."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Tickle, tickle."
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"Be-boop, be-boop on the nose."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Oh! Oh, that's heavy. Whoo! That's heavy!"
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"I better use my strong hand."
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"Look, you got the panties..."
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"Look at... Oh, what you got here?"
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"[ Smelling ]"
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"Ah!"
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"Oh!"
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"Gonna need that for later."
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"- Oh, God. - Watch my bottom."
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"Coming through."
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"CINDY: So, um, do you live here by yourself?"
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"Ha ha! Oh, there's old Mother Kane..."
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"Who's that?"
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"Oh, he's cute."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Yeah, he kind of was a little bit of a hornball."
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"No. You go and stay right over here."
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"his wife, Caroline."
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"Watch it. Make room for fanny."
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"Oh, wow! It's beautiful."
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"I've been doing my bun busters every day."
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"Ooh!"
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"Oh, yes."
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"CINDY: Look at this."
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"even the President of the United States."
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"[ Meow ]"
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"This is just Mr. Kitties."
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"All right, child, I think I'll take my leave."
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"DWIGHT: Yes, and as you can see, Professor..."
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"I've taken care of everything..."
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"Yes, sir. I thought that would be best."
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"So if one of our little chickadees..."
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"were to be taking a shower..."
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"which button would I press to get a closeup?"
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"That one."
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"This one? [ Beep ]"
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"HANSON: Excuse me, Professor..."
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"but your guests have begun to arrive..."
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"Oh, aren't those cool new skates?"
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"Oh, that's funny. That's real funny."
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"Let me give you a hand."
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"Oh! OK. I see where you're going with this one."
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"Hey, you can kiss my grits."
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"I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away."
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"I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit."
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"I'll be right down."
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"[ Squawking ]"
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"Hey there, little guy. How you doing?"
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"Fuck off, four eyes."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Oh, I ought to kick your ass."
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"SHORTY: Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"[ Squawking ]"
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"Hello, birdie. Polly want a cracker?"
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"I said, Polly wants your mama's sweet ass."
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"You don't be talking about my mama, son."
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"Yeah, I know your mama. I fucked her last night."
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"You want beef? I'll fuck you up!"
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"Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking."
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"I'm gonna handle this shit like a gentleman."
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"Yo, hold my tooth, son."
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"Yeah, come on, bitch."
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"You and that Welcome Back, Kotter haircut."
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"- Bring it on, bitch. - No, no. What?"
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"You gonna talk, son? Then do it."
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"Hey, Buddy."
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"- Hey, Cin. - How you doing?"
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