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Clips from Scary Movie 2 (2001)

"Sounds good."
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"Relax, son. It's just a bird."
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"Polly wants your mama's sweet ass."
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"What did Polly say to me?"
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"You don't know my mama, son."
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"Now, fuck this."
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"What, you hard core? Give me some."
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"Come on, pussy. Let me out of here."
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"I'll fuck you up."
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"Hi, guys."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Open chest!"
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"[ Cindy groaning ]"
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"Well, are you boys just gonna sit there..."
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"Ew."
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"CINDY: Professor, is this the same house..."
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"or something?"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"who'd like some appetizers?"
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"and they're so soft and warm."
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"It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer."
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"right up inside it."
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"Uh!"
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"HANSON: Uh!"
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"but I use this."
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"and get into the little..."
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"but I'll lick it anyway."
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"and then I like to get that right on there..."
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"I'm gonna pull that off..."
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"and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit."
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"Mmm, good."
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"All right."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Well, I know what you'd like."
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"How about a leg?"
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"and shove them right up your ass..."
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"Dwight. Dwight, relax."
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"Hanson..."
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"Here comes the pie."
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"Ha, ha, ha! My germs! Ha, ha, ha!"
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"[ Girl giggling ]"
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"Ha ha!"
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"Hello?"
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"Buddy..."
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"about this friendship thing..."
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"Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend."
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"You can't be so rough with me."
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"sharing secrets and past experiences."
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"That sounds kind of gay."
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"Sure. We can practice our talking."
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"I want to tell you about this thing..."
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"This hot Spanish chick's licking my nuts..."
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"No, no. This is the best part."
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"BUDDY: Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag!"
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"CINDY: Shh!"
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"[ Bookcase opens ]"
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"God."
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"Whoa. Check this out."
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"- She's really beautiful. - Yeah."
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"and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either."
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"and you look like you might have Down Syndrome."
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"Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny."
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"They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours..."
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"God."
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"OK. Grab the chest."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"- I meant the chest. - Right."
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"[ Faint footsteps ]"
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"Hello!"
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"If I had known, I would have freshened up!"
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"I wish you were freshened up, too."
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"Doesn't that just have a ring to it?"
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"I don't know what to say, Ray."
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"OK."
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"I'm gonna work this."
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"and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey!"
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"[ Meow ]"
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"[ Hisses and growls ]"
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"OK. OK."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat."
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"Aah!"
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"Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy?"
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"Huh? Come on!"
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"Give me your best shot!"
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"[ Birds chirping ]"
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"CINDY: I'm telling you, Professor..."
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"What? So you think I did this to myself?"
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"to be very territorial animals..."
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"but that doesn't mean it was possessed."
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"I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack..."
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"I'd be more than happy to walk you through it."
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"I'm not crazy!"
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"RAY: 1, 2..."
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"VOICE: Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee!"
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"You want to play with Uncle Ray?"
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"Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"Aah!"
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"Da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da!"
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"[ Thunder ]"
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"I suspect he was having an affair."
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"because we have no children."
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"I wouldn't go that far, Professor."
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"Ha ha."
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"She came home."
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"- She saw them! - Saw who?"
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"Shit is hot, right?"
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"You're a nice little plant."
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"Yes, you will."
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"ANNOUNCER: Lockdown Records presents..."
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"Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, you take it like a bitch."
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"and I'll give you Funyons and Cheetos."
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"This shit burns more than a perm!"
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