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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror IV (S05E05)

"MARGE [OVER RADIO]: My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over."
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"And that was the first time she'd ever flown a plane."
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"Uh-oh. The little fat boy and his family are in trouble."
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"All right, loony, show me what you got."
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"Oh, my. I hope that rug was Scotchgarded."
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"- Fortunately, there was a hardware store. LISA: Dad, look!"
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"Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover."
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"Urge to kill fading."
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"Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy..."
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"- Homer, change channel. - Can't. Frozen."
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"...in our cozy home in this beautiful, free country..."
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"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off of me!"
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"No! It's stuck on my hand."
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"There. Better than new."
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"I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."
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"- That's right, Mr. Peabody. - Quiet, you."
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"HOMER: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos."
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"Remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day."
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"If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything."
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"...can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."
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"...I won't destroy the future."
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"That was just one little insignificant mosquito."
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"Right?"
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"Phew. I'm back."
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"Aw, my loving family. Nothing's changed."
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"Just relax. Let the hooks do their work."
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"What the hell are you smiling at?"
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"Oh."
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"... there's one thing that never fails:"
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"A nice glass of warm milk, a little nap, and a total frontal lobotomy."
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"Look. Ooh, hello."
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"No!"
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"These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!"
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"Hey, where is everybody?"
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"Hey, there's a bug that looks like Dad."
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"This is gonna cost me."
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"Good morning, Father, dear. Hope you're well."
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"Whoo-hoo! I hit the jackpot!"
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"You're still not in your own world, Homer."
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"- Good morning. - What's my name?"
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"What color is the sky? What of doughnuts? What?"
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"For the love of God, tell me!"
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"Nothing at all. Let's just eat."
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"Eh, close enough."
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"Hey, everybody! Let's all turn our desks backwards..."
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"- Yeah! - Great idea!"
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"All right, backwards boy, back your butt down to detention."
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"Oxygen running out."
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"You should've thought of that before you made that paper airplane."
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"This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical."
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"Don't bitch to me, boss man."
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"- That would be great. - Hey, Bart. Watch this."
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"Mmm."
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"- Bite me, Skinner. - Well, might we."
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"Oh, great! Now I gotta work in the dark."
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"This sandwich tastes so young and impudent."
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"Well, perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret."
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"...processed his carcass, and served him for lunch?"
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"Hmm. I wonder where Jimbo is today."
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"He should've beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago."
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"Frau Lunchlady, please to have another Sloppy Jimbo?"
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"That's your third helping, young man. It's making you fat and soft..."
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"You just cut in line, didn't you?"
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"- Report to detention, Uter. - For how long?"
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"Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared..."
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"...and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called Uterbraten?"
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"Oh, relax, kids."
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"...and he's in our stomachs right now!"
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"Wait, scratch that one."
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"...Iook them straight in the eye and say, Don't eat me."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Since so many students have been put on permanent detention..."
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"...we've merged everyone into a single class."
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"I trust there are no objections?"
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"Easy there, young man. You'll only make yourself tired and stringy."
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"I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson."
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"Nevertheless, I remain confident..."
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"...that something will come along and save the two Simpson children."
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"Relax, honey. You were just having a crazy nightmare."
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"You're back with your family now, where there's nothing to be afraid of..."
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"It's seeping in."
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"Stupid, cheap weather stripping!"
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"Do not attempt to adjust your picture."
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"BART: Dad, you're ruining the mood! HOMER: Sorry."
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"D'oh! D'oh!"
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"- Hello! - Hi!"
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"Yes, they work hard and they play hard."
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"It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground..."
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"I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!"
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"Why should I kill my family?"
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"What he's typed will be a window into his madness."
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"Scaredy cat."
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"Hello, police, this is Marge Simpson."
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"Well, thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second."
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"...and let us all bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow."
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"Okay, don't panic."
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"...and master of the world. - D'oh!"
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"Now, in case all that smiling didn 't cheer you up..."
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"It's not so bad, Homer."
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"Oh."
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"D'oh! I mean, hey."
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"Doughnut? What's a doughnut?"
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"- What happened to us, Kodos? - Quiet, you."
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"Homer, the sky is blue, doughnuts are plentiful, Friday is TGIF night on ABC."
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"Oh, no! My favorite outfit!"
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"Jimbo, this is by far the worst..."
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"JIMBO: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot..."
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"Mmm."
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"You remember me telling Jimbo Jones that I'd make something of him one day?"
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"About seven minutes a pound should do it."
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"They're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!"
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"Yes, I believe I'll start as you've so often suggested..."
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"...by eating your shorts."
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"...and those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed and..."
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"- We're here! - Oh, goody."
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"...I owe you a Coke."
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"I can use my shinning to call Willie."
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"... and prepare for re- Neducation."
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"Marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a doughnut?"
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"[SHOUTING]"
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